Anon-A-Miss: One Girl's Heroes

Both staff and students knew down to the exact second when the lunch bell was suppose to ring and normally there would be a mad dash to be first in line at the cafeteria, but today something caused almost everyone to pause in confusion. "SONATA!!!!!!" A female voice screaming in fury seemed to replace the usual bell.

Principal Celestia stepped into the hall to find out what was going on when Sonata ran past her with a furious Adagio in hot pursuit. Normally seeing one sibling chasing after another wouldn't even phase the veteran educator, but the fact that the entire fashion club and photography club were chasing after Adagio with all sorts of outfits, makeup, and flashing cameras made her pause. The sight of Pinkie Pie, Derpy, Vinyl Scratch, Berry Punch, and the Crusaders chasing after them with a banner that read 'Yay! Your No Longer Evil!' made her eyebrow raise. It was the laughing Aria with a smartphone being chased by a smiling Discord yelling he wanted a copy of the video and several dozen boys and girls chasing after them yelling about wanting a date with her or her sisters that made Celestia facepalm. She had a very strong suspicion that that would soon become her new default gesture when it came to those three.

"In a way it brings back old memories of when we use to prank each other when we weren't trying to kill each other and the ensuing chase that would often involve Principle Starswirl also facepalming." Luna said with a chuckle as she walked up as the other students headed for cafeteria. "Complete with one hung over sister finally realizing what the other one did, right party princess Daybreaker? Exactly how many times did you show up at school hungover and smelling of sex and booze? 40, 50, maybe even 60 times total?"

"Oh your one to talk." Celestia said as they headed for the cafeteria. "Goth princess Knightmare Moon." Celestia shot back. "How many tattoos did mom and dad have to pay to have removed? How many detentions, suspensions, and one near expulsions did you get?

"We were both idiots back then weren't we?" Luna asked as she put her hand on the cafeteria door.

"Yeah, but Principle Starswirl never really gave up and look at us now." Celestia said as her and her sister shared a brief laugh before entering the cafeteria.

"I'm just saying that the more I think about it the more it seems like a load of hogwash." Applejack said to some of her friends as they sat at their usual table and ate lunch while watching the 5 way taco eating contest going on between Sonata, Pinkie, Derpy, Snowflake, and Zephyr Breeze. "We all remember how it was when she was in control of the school and this is nothing like that. She was all about control and used the secrets she ferreted out to blackmail, threaten, and discredit everyone she could into doing what she said or to get them out of her way, but this is just throwing mud just for the sake of throwing mud and causing trouble and then pointing at Sunset to cover their own tracks."

"Hmm... You know I can see that darling." Rarity said as she watched Derpy put down her taco and push her tray away. "There really isn't any obvious motive for this and even someone trying emulate her would have done more than change the color scheme to match Sunset. They would have matched her..." Rarity froze as something occurred to her. "What if they are emulating her, but we've been to focused on her usual tactics to think about another tactic she used?"

"Huh?" Rainbow Dash asked. "What do you mean?"

"Misdirection and distraction." Rarity said as she looked at the other two. "She also use to use secrets to misdirect and distract everyone away from what she was really doing. What if Anon-a-miss and turning the school against Sunset isn't the ends but the means and something else is the real target? They want us to focus on her and ignore something else."

"Yeah right." Rainbow Dash said with a smirk. "All of this for what? This is a high school, sure we're an awesome high school, but still a high school."

"One that has had two magical light shows in a two month period and a magical portal to another world." Applejack said as she pointed over to where Aria was recording the contest on her phone. "A portal that has been used to dump dangerous creatures into the one place they knew wouldn't have enough magic to make them truly dangerous. What's to say they only ever did it once or that something else around here didn't noticed and are now interested in this place. Heck, the only reason I don't think it's the government is because they would've just march in an take over the whole school and claim somekind of chemical spill or outbreak."

"More than likely claim one of the magical light shows was a terrorist attack and make us all disappear by saying we died of radiation poisoning, darling." Rarity said with a frown. "It's all in the details dear. Chemicals and outbreaks would lead to either family members wanting answers and to see us, but radiation would give them an excuse to make it a closed lead lined casket funeral and explain everything away as it being a test run for a much worse attack that they foiled."

"Yeah, I can see that since we hear about them stopping terrorist attacks, but never hear any real details due to 'National Security'." Applejack agreed.

"So, that just means they are keeping us safe." Rainbow Dash pointed out.

"We're not saying they are not dear, but who is to say everything is exactly as they say." Rarity explained. "I don't know about you, but I would rather not become one of those tiny details lost in the paperwork because of 'National Security'."

"Of course whose to say they ain't watching us already." Applejack pointed out, not noticing Lyra and Bon Bon suddenly becoming very interested in their meals at a nearby table. "I mean, why screw up something that seems to be working and risk Twilight and the Equestrians on the other side washing their hands of us and leave us high and dry the next time something magical happens over here."

"Then there is the whole risking a war with a world that has already worked out interdimensional travel." Rarity said as they finished their lunch. "I looked up some of the things both Sunset and Twilight have mentioned and we are nowhere near what they can do. Take that story about the Mirror Pool and then imagine if they took their greatest warrior and run him or her through it a few million times and you have an almost instant army. Then there is weather control and controlling celestial mechanics to the point that they could either fire lightning bolts through the portal to protect it or throw solar plasma through it and wipe out everything on this side. That doesn't even touch upon what we heard about their version of Discord. I highly doubt he couldn't tear the portal between our worlds wide open and do god knows what to us and we would be powerless against him if their version of Fluttershy doesn't intervene."

"Hey, where is Fluttershy anyways?" Rainbow Dash asked as Pinkie Pie held Sonata's hand up and declared her the winner.

"She brought her own lunch and decided to take Sunset and Jenny their lunch so she could eat with them." Applejack pointed out.

Eric Von Ritter finished putting the final touches on setting out a nice little romantic meal he had brought for him and his liebling frau. They had long ago learned that with the lives they lived to make every single moment count in order to have a happy healthy marriage. That was when he heard the door open behind him and heard footsteps that were too many and too light for her's. With a sigh, he turned knowing what he would find. "Listen fräuleins, why don't you go to the cafeteria and find boys your own ages since I am happily married and am not interested." He then watched as the four girls left while looking dejected as they past his wife coming into the room.

"Only four sexy young women creaming their panties to get into your bed this time? You're losing your touch meine Ubermensch." Gloria laughed as she leapt into his arms and then kissed him. "Use to be we would come home and find at the very least a dozen naked girls had broken into the house just to throw themselves at your feet."

"Ahh, but my liebling frua is such a insatiable vixen that I no longer have the energy to bed a thousand frauen before breakfast like I use to." He joked.

"Good thing to because I have no desire to dig a thousand and one graves after breakfast either, so I guess I will just have to keep you satisfied with just one woman in your bed from now on." She said as they sat down to eat.

"Oh I'm not so sure about that since there is this one young lady that seems to enjoys being in my bed from time to time." Eric shot back.

"Long blonde hair, exotic blue eyes, and umber colored skin girl in a white nightgown." Gloria said with a smile. "I bet my sweet, half black, half chinese ass that she has the voice of an angel and the body of a dancer."

"She should with how much we pay for her singing, piano, and ballet lessons on top of her archery, horseback riding, and tai chi lessons." Eirc grumbled.

"And you know you would invade hell if Mira crawled into your lap and asked 'Daddy can I have a hellhound puppy pretty please with sugar and kisses on top?'" She said while batting her eyes at him before they both broke down laughing and after a minute started eating.

"So you're the one who fu... mmmph!" Jenny started to say before Sunset clamped her hand over her mouth.

"Just ignore that part Fluttershy." Sunset said with a nervous laugh. "Some people thought it would be funny to tell her the wrong thing about us and our friends."

"Umm... Okay." Fluttershy said as she sat down the trays and pulled her lunch and Angel Bunny out of her backpack.