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“Well, you start Monday” said Pinkie and Derpy in unison

“Suckers” snickered Harry

“In case you didn’t notice, there’s no TV or X-Box here, you’ll be sitting, doing nothing” I pointed out

“Well… um, no I won’t!”

“Hmm?”

“I’m going to school. In case you haven’t noticed, we’re illiterate here!”

Damn. He had a point.

“Well, you’ll do that” I said. Then I realized something “Wait. We can’t have families, either.”

“Damn…” we all said

“Why not?” asked Spike

“We’re not the same race as anyone else!”

“So?” he didn’t know, apparently “That’s never stopped me!”

“What’s he talking about?” whispered Rarity to Applejack

“Who knows?” she responded

“It does stop us.” I said

“Why?”

“You’ll understand when you’re older” I tried to end the conversation

“If you insist…” he had bought it

We went on our separate ways. We helped the others with friendship issues. We even got a few of our own.

I learned some Equestrian (as it was called) writing and reading from Harry and Derpy. I got paid well enough to keep me alive, and Derpy really liked me. She can make one damn fine muffin.

Price became the secondary cook at Sugarcube Corner, and got a bunk bed to share with Pinkie. He got top bunk.

Twilight gave Harry lessons on the history of Equestria, the Equestrian language, and other sorts of things.

Princess Celestia let us stay, but I don’t think she had an option. I don’t think she liked me, either.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders really like me. They know I like Scootaloo, hate Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, and I even gave them the hint of what their cutie marks are.

“One of you is a real daredevil, one of you has a voice to be heard, and the last a talent for fixing and building” was the hint.

And, I know that its cliché, but, we all lived happily ever after.

There was just one problem. We still weren’t ponies. I wished there was a way to fix that…

To Be Continued…