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It was Pinkie.

“Ya gotta help me Twilight! I’m not Pinkie Pie! I’m Price, a boy from Kansas!”

Oh thank god.

“Price!” Shouted Rainbow Harry and gave a flying hug to Pinkie Price

“Rainbow Dash?”

“Price, it’s us!” I say, “I’m Damo, and that’s Harry on top of you”

“Harry, get the fuck off me.”

“Why?!?!” I scream.

“Because it’s kind of gay.”

“No, no. He can’t cuss!” explained Harry.

“OMGLOL!” said Price, but he pronounced it “Ohmja lawl!”

“Well this is weird though” he continued “And not even that I’m a pony. I’m now a girl, therefore meaning I no longer have a di-“

I stopped him right there

“No dude, just no.”

“But how am I supposed to…”

“No.”

“And now I have a va—“

“LALALA! CAN’T HEAR YOU!”

“And it’s really…”

“DOO DE DA DOO DEEEEEEEE DA LALALALALAAAAAAAAAA!”

“Fine.”

“Good boy!”

“We’re off to Zecora’s; would you like to join us?” Harry pitched in.

“Well hell yeah!” Responded Price

“Now you’re just rubbing it in my face.” I said.