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“Damo! Is that you?” She shouted

“Gah! Rainbow Dash!” I said. I was surprised “How… How do you know my name?”

“Oh, thank god…”

I could only guess this was Harry

“Wait, you can say… That?” I was confused. While I am aloud to say god, damn, shit and so on in my head, Rainbow Harry… He/she could say it out loud.

“What?”

“The” I waved my han--hoof at him. “G-word. I can’t swear at all!”

“Well I don’t see god as a cuss word. Maybe it’s cuz he don’t exist in this world”

“He never existed in the first place!” I retorted

“Whatever!  I meant the idea of him!”

“Hold up!” Spike walked between us “What’s going on?” he said angrily. He was apparently awake now.

“Me and Harry here aren’t from Equestria. We live on a different world, possible even in another universe, where the events that happen in this place are a show that millions of people watch yours and Twilight’s and Rainbow’s and Pinkie’s---

“Hehe. Nutball. Just like Pace.” Rainbow Harry interrupted.

“Shut it!” Oh no. I couldn’t say shut up.

Damnit.

Rainbow Harry burst into laughter.

“Anywa-a-a-a-y…” I continued “And AJ’s and Rarity’s and Fluttershy’s. Even the Cutie Mark Crusaders’s.”

“Okay, then let Rainbow Dash, or ‘Harry’ quote on quote tell me something she’s not supposed to know about me.” Spike tested.

“Actually I’m a he. Well anyhoo… um…” he/she (let’s say he from now on) was deep in thought. “Aha! You, sir, have a crush on Rarity!” he decided

“Shoot Twilight! It was bad enough you told Photo Finish!” he flustered

“First off, I’m not Twilight. I’m Treven. Friends call me Damo.” I explained. “Second off, Twilight didn’t tell her. And quick note, the show only covers you and Twilight arriving in Ponyville thru the Gala and then Discord thru Cadence and Shining Armor getting married.”

“Well a lot has happened since then” said Spike

“Really?” I asked excitedly.

“No.”

“Celestia-dang-it. Wait. Double DANG-IT!”

“Whoa, whoa, what?” Asked Rainbow Harry

“I’m Twilight! This is horrible!” I began to realize

“Why? Twilight’s awesome!” Said Harry, offended

“No! Twilight is the only one who could’ve helped us!

“Aw shit!” He said

“Again with the nonsense words,” Said Spike confusedly

“Let’s go to Zecora. She’ll know what to do!” Said Rainbow Harry

“Not a bad idea,” I said

But then there was a knock on the door.