DO NOT READ THIS: KEPT ONLY FOR INSPECTION

We walked in and Twilight said “I need to lie down.  There’s a foreign section over there, see if it has your language in it.”

I actually did find a book. It was “The Boy in the Striped Pajamas”. Good book. It would seem that was it. I was going to have to read that over next time I’m bored.

But as soon as I grabbed it, there was a scream from Twilight’s room. I went in, and apparently, I hadn’t made the bed. Oh, and there was a giant hole where Rainbow Harry broke thru.

“What. Happened. To, my, room?” she said behind an angry smile.

“Um, Harry as Rainbow Dash couldn’t fly right so… and crashed thru the wall.” I responded

“I’ll fix it, but you have to help.”

“I act-actually could more than you think” I said. “I can work a hammer and hold down the piece of wood I’m nailing in.”

“Good” she said. “We just need some wood”

“Well… I could go down to the Apple Acres and see if AJ has an extra piece or 5 about.”

“Do.” And so I did. Applebloom had 6 leftover from the talent show, AJ had a hammer for some reason, and Big Mac had a box of nails to offer.

It was fixed in a jiffy, they do apparently have showers, and Twilight didn’t understand the concept that I didn’t want to be seen without my clothes on, but she eventually stopped bothering me. Just as soon as I took a shower I headed down to Rarity’s for my new clothes. It was a blue shirt with a red box in the middle and corduroys. Perfect, literally.

“Thank you so much” I said. “But how did you know about corduroys?”

“What?” she looked confused.

“The pants. I’ve never seen them in the show” I explained.

“Oh, they were in the picture” she answered. She floated over the picture Pinkie Price brought back from his trip from the fourth wall “I didn’t do your Fluttershy shirt. That’d just be weird”

“I understand” I said. “But you replicated these perfectly. You have a gift, my friend. Don’t hide that in a bushel basket.” I just quoted Jim Gaffigan in Ponyville. Hurray.

“I don’t plan to” said Rarity with a giggle, then she straightened out her attitude. “Go fetch your friends”

And so I did.