Discord comes to Celestia, wanting her help to fix a problem. There is a Smooze in danger of attacking ponies!

Celestia had no idea there was more than one Smooze.

My actual, NSFW entry for Jake the Army Guy's second Horse Words Extravaganza! Edited by NorrisThePony and Soaring. Preread by Cynewulf. Set sometime after Season Five's episode 'Make New Friends but Keep Discord'. Contribute to the TVTropes page! Beware of unmarked spoilers that are in the comments!