The Mane 6 Have A Rap Battle

"I'm bored," Rainbow said, lounging around Twilight's castle with the rest of her friends. They had decided to hang out because they all had nothing to do.

Dash was watching epic rap battles on PonyTube, looking for something to do. It was days like this that they sat in Twilight's giant castle with nothing in particular on their mind. No world to save, no immediate danger.

Rarity was working on one of her new dresses. As always. Applejack was eating an apple and thinking to herself, Fluttershy was meditating (something her brother taught her) and Twilight was reading about some crazy new spell. Who knew was Pinkie Pie was doing.

Rainbow Dash suddenly got an idea. "What if we had, like, an epic rap battle, like these ponies in this video?"

She showed them the video, showing two celebrity ponies dueling it out, roasting each other with each sentence.

"I dunno, Rainbow. Sounds like trouble, if we go 'round insulting each other like that." Applejack discarded her apple in the bin.

"I wouldn't want to get into a fight with anypony," Fluttershy inquired.

Suddenly, Pinkie hopped through the window, shattering it. "DID SOMEPONY SAY EPIC RAP BATTLE?"

"I heard that releasing tension is a great way to enhance friendships, and generally this just sounds like fun." Twilight said, putting her book down.

"So it's settled, AJ can suck my ass, and we'll have an epic rap battle." Rainbow had a grin on her face.

"You'd like that too much," replied Applejack.

"Gross, but go on," said Rarity, lowering her glasses and placing down her needlework.

"Well, you see, Rainbow likes-"

"NOT THAT!" Shouted everypony.

"LET'S DO THIS THANG!" Pinkie shouted, already in glasses and a snapback hat with gold chains.

And so they did.