"Okay, so who goes first?" Applejack asked, in an outfit Rarity forced her to wear, including a golden chain and a snapback like Pinkie's, but red.

"I'll go first, but be warned, you'll loose all confidence, you won't even be able to say a word!" Dash exclaimed, adjusting her rainbow colored jumpsuit.

"Okay, go ahead, I guess." Applejack wasn't really into this. Yet.

"Ah-hem,"

"You're a boring background pony with barely any friends,
you barely do anything but work,
when does it end?
You're family does incest,
and it's kinda gross,
every Apple Family Reunion I see I wanna overdose."

Rainbow Dash had crossed a line, she had insulted Applejack's family.

Her only option was to destroy her.

"Okay, okay, Rainbow Crash,
you fled from your family, I guess that's why they call you Dash.
I'm sorry that I got a family dynamic
and you had to have a whole episode to establish one.
What's up with your sexuality?
One day it's Soarin, one day it's me
What happened to loyalty?"

Rainbow Dash had had enough.

"You barely get any screentime,
and if you do you're only in it part-time.
You should try being like me,
awesome as can be.
I've got fans, I've got game,
what do you have?
A really cool nickname."

Rainbow made this too easy for her.

"Mighty thanks for the compliment,
couldn't expect any less
from a mare that goes crazy when I flick my tongue in her-"

"WOAH WOAH WOAH," Rainbow cried.

The audience, the rest of their friends, were speechless.

"Fine, you win, AJ, just stop talking."

"Knew it."

Author's Note

this is really cringey and i got this idea from watching youtube disney princess rap battles