The Mane 6 Have A Rap Battle

"Okay, so far we've witnessed Applejack getting more screentime than she has in 9 seasons, and Fluttershy destroying Rarity's confidence, forever." Twilight said. She had been writing all this down. It was apart of a new friendship study, I guess.

"IT'S OUR TURN!!!!!!" Pinkie shouted, and before Twilight had the chance to speak, she started rapping.

"When I first met you I thought you were really fun!
You were kinda a grouch,
but now I've got it all figured out!
You were raised by loving parents,
and a brother too,
yet you still couldn't make any friends!
You were so rude,
nobody wanted to touch you with a ten foot pole!"

"That doesn't really rhyme, you know." Twilight interrupted. Pinkie ignored her.

"You're favorite cupcake is salted caramel chocolate with a strawberry center and vanilla frosting,
you're so basic, every time I make your cupcakes I get bored!"

"Okay, at this point you're just kinda talking. My turn." Twilight then stood up, cleared her throat, and began.

"Have you ever considered taking valium?
Cause you talk a million per second.
Are you on cocaine?
Cause you're giving me pain in my brain,
and I wish you'd just shut up
cause you talk too much.
Maybe you should read a book,
if you don't get shook
that there's more to the world than cupcakes and sugar.
You'll probably get diabetes,
cause you're making me uneasy,
watching you eat all this frostines.
it's bad for your intestines."

Pinkie was unfazed, and decided to interject.

"My insulin comes at 70 bucks a refill,
maybe you're right, that it's dragging me down
but I'm happy,
what are you?"

"I think you just forfeited yourself, Pinkie." Rainbow said.

"Yeah, I don't reckon insulting yourself really wins a rap battle, Pinkie." Applejack suggested.

"Yes! So I won!" Twilight's eyes glimmered. "Okay, we're done, right?"

"Right...?"