Starlight walked in.

"Whatcha doin?" She asked, glancing at their outrageous outfits. "Oh, rap battles? Lemmie try."

"You've saved the world a couple times,
no big deal.
You get all the credit, but students like me
know more about friendship than you do,
in fact I learned it in a week.
You've all got no flow,
and it's really sad.
Maybe I could teach you,
cause rapping's not as easy
as shooting laser beams,
but Discord and I
did without elementary.
Pinkie maybe you should reassess your diet
cause all that sugar's gonna leave your friends hangin',
but what about Twilight?
When we all die,
and you're still alive,
because you're immortal
all because you can fly.
That stupid princess title,
it's because you're privileged
Celestia favored you because you were rich.
Fluttershy, I've got no beef with you
Rarity, you're fine, you should hit me up sometime.
If you still can't find a stallion,
here's my number on a card,
cause I've got more ass than the royal guard."

The mane 6 had been obliterated. They were hospitalized for being completely roasted for 6 months after.

Author's Note

i am so bad at rhyming i am suffering