Casual Sexquestria

"So, is Sunburst any good in bed?" Trixie asked, breaking the calmness of her and Starlight Glimmer's post-coital cuddle.

"Excuse me?" Starlight asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Sunburst," Trixie repeated. "Is he a good lay? I know you two must be banging constantly and I was thinking about giving him a go. Trixie just needs to know if his social awkwardness carries over to the bedroom, and if it does, what do I need to do to ease it."

"I really wouldn't know," Starlight replied. "The only time we were ever together was when we lost our virginities, when we were twelve."

"Wait, what?!" Trixie exclaimed. "You mean to tell me that you and your most beloved, childhood friend aren't constantly fucking each other's brains out?"

Starlight stared at Trixie, incredulously. "Trixie, how do you not know that he's gay? Like, one hundred percent 'vaginas are icky and I simply cannot stop sucking dicks' gay."

"Wait, WHAT!?" Trixie repeated. "How can this be?"

"Trixie, are you really that oblivious?" Starlight asked. "You didn't think it was suspicious that he has memorized every single hit Bridleway musical of the past twenty years?"

"Well, Bridleway musicals are amazing. How can anypony not like them?"

"What about him wearing a pair of booty shorts emblazoned with 'I LOVE DICKS' at the Ponyville Pride Festival?"

"Those shorts complimented his flanks, perfectly, and you know it!"

"He's Ponyville's reigning Cocksucking Champion."

"Well, almost everypony is at least a little bit bisexual."

"Okay, name every stallion you've seen him have sex with," Starlight challenged.

"Pokey Pierce, Ace Point, Caramel, Braeburn, Shining Armor, King Thorax, Fancy Pants, and your dad."

"Now name all of the mares you've seen him with," Starlight continued. "And before you say 'Princess Cadence', ask yourself if you even saw him touch her one time during that threesome he had with her and her husband," she interrupted Trixie, right as the magician was about to smugly say just that.

Trixie paused a moment, thinking intently. "Trixie just doesn't like to assume things!" she blurted.

"If it makes you feel any better, if you get a few daiquiris in him, he might let you blow him. But, that's as far as he'll go with a mare."

"But Trixie needs to be rutted like a proper mare!"

"Well, then you're just going to have to find somepony else."

Trixie grumpily laid back down, pulling Starlight into an angry cuddle. She was gonna get that dorky dick, no matter what.

...

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK!

"Hey, Trixie. What's up?" Sunburst said, opening the door to his room at the castle and greeting the mare.

"Oh, nothing," Trixie said, coyly. "Trixie was just wondering if you were busy."

"Well, I was in the middle of studying ancient minotaur bathhouses, but I suppose I could take a break," Sunburst replied. "Why? Did you want to get lunch, or something?"

"Well, lunch isn't exactly what Trixie had in mind," Trxie said, idly brushing her cape. "But, I'm sure we'll both be very satisfied by the end. Now, take that cape off, and rut Trixie senseless!"

Sunburst sharply hissed through his teeth. "Gee, Trixie, I'm sorry," he said, sheepishly. "I'd really love to... do that with you, but I'm not into mares."

"Yes, Trixie heard," the magician replied, unphased. "That's why she planned ahead!" With a flourish, Trixie shed her cape. Between her legs was a throbbing cock, a drip of pre already oozing from the tip. "So, do you want to go first, or can I?"

"That's the futanari spell, isn't it?" Sunburst asked. Trixie nodded. "So, you still have a vagina, right?" Another nod. Sunburst sighed. "That's gonna be a problem. Vaginas are gross. I'm gonna smell it the whole time we're banging. When I gargling your nutsack, I'm gonna be looking right at it. While I'm pounding your tight ass, my balls are going to be slapping against it. Worst of all, your... mare juices are going to drip all over my fine Somnambulan silk sheets!"

"So, that's a hard 'no', then?"

"I'm sorry, Trixie," Sunburst said, putting a hoof on Trixie's shoulder. "If only you were a stallion."

...

Trixie sighed, sadly, for the fourth time in the past five minutes. Twilight Sparkle removed her mouth from Trixie's cock. "Is everything all right, Trixie?" she asked, nuzzling the blue unicorn's testicles. "Usually, you would have bragged about your sexual prowess three times, by now. Is something bothering you?"

"It's nothing..." Trixie grumbled. "It's just... Sunburst doesn't want to have sex with Trixie!"

"Well, duh!" Twilight said, jerking Trixie off as the two of them spoke. "He's clearly gay."

"Is Trixie the only pony who didn't know that!?"

"Uh... maybe?"

"Ugh!" Trixie exclaimed, pushing Twilight away. "The Stupid and Oblivious Trixie is not in the mood, anymore!"

"Come on, Trixie," Twilight said, kissing the magician's flank, before giving the cheek a nip. "You're not stupid. So what if you just didn't realize one of the most flamingly flamboyant stallions in Ponyville was a homosexual? It just shows you're a good pony for not judging a book by their cover."

"Oh, please," Trixie grumbled. "I don't need one of your Friendship Lessons, right now. What I need is a way to become a stallion!"

"A way to become a stallion?" Twilight pondered, rubbing her chin. With a gasp, her expression changed to a gleaming grin. "I think I have just the spell!"

"Don't lie to Trixie," the blue mare replied, sulking. "She remembers the last time you did that it was just a sleight of hoof trick to replace Applejack with her well endowed brother. Speaking of which, perhaps he'd be willing to fill this void in Trixie's soul..."

"I'm not talking about our duel," Twilight interjected. "I've been doing some experiments, and I think with the right combination of spells I can temporarily turn you into a stallion."

"Will it hurt?"

"Probably not," Twilight said. "I mean, I'm like eighty percent sure it won't and ninety percent sure it will fade after a few hours."

"Trixie likes those odds," the blue unicorn purred, her magical cock throbbing in excitement. "I just have one suggestion."

"Sure, what is it?"

"I want a mustache."

...

Twilight hadn't been completely correct about the transformation. While it wasn't excruciatingly painful, it hurt a heck of a lot more than Trixie thought would be worth casting on a regular basis. After all, rapidly reshaping bone and muscle structure wasn't something the equine body was meant to do.

Though, admiring her- his- new body in the mirror, Trixie did think it was quite worth the pain. Slightly taller, with a sleek, still somewhat feminine body, a slightly shorter mane and tail, accented perfectly with a thin, twirly mustache fit for an elite showpony. Plus, his flanks still looked fantastic. If all went according to plan, they would have a few bite marks on them that matched Sunburst's dental records, soon enough.

"Wow!" Twilight gasped. "You look hot, Trixie!" the alicorn scrunched up her face as a thought crossed her mind. "I guess calling you 'Trixie' while you're a stallion wouldn't be right. 'Trixter', maybe?"

"Yes," the magician purred. "'Trixter' will do, perfectly," he said, strutting towards the door to Twilight's bedroom. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a nerd with bad facial hair that I need to bang." Trixter turned the doorknob, but it wouldn't budge. Turning the latch yielded similar results. Yanking on the door proved equally futile. Using his magic to attempt to tear the door from its hinges was also useless. Casting a teleport spell only caused his horn to emit a wet fart sound. He turned back towards Twilight. "Why can't I leave?" he asked, angrily and confused.

"Well," Twilight replied, sheepishly. "I was thinking, since I went through all of that trouble casting a brand new, never before tested, incredibly complex spell on you, that turns you into a complete stud, that maybe I should get the first turn with you."

"But, Trixter went through with this just to fuck Sunburst!"

"And there will still be plenty of time left for that. Now, lay down and let me bury my face in those balls!"

"Fine," Trxiter replied, grumpily, taking his place on the princess' bed. "But don't take too long. I don't want this spell to wear off until I am completely satisfied with my prey."

Twilight didn't hear a word of what Trixter had said, too enamored with the magician's hefty ballsack. She buried her face in between the delicate orbs, inhaling their delicious musk. "Ooh..." Twilight moaned. "These are just like the real thing," she said, wrapping her lips around one of the testicles, tasting the subtle sweat, admiring the soft elasticity of the scrotum, and adoring the size of a single nut. She licked all over the treasured testicle, coating it in a healthy layer of spit, before giving its twin the same treatment.

Trixter's cock began to stiffen and emerge from its sheathe. While significantly longer than average, it was somewhat lacking in girth. Twilight paid it no mind, however, as her entire focus was consumed by the magician's magnificent testicles. She continued to lick, suck, and fondle the glorious orbs, as Trixter's unattended cock twitched and leaked precum onto his belly.

"Twilight!" Trxiter whined. "Please, stop playing with my Great and Powerful balls, and give my cock some treatment!"

"Bwuh?" Twilight exclaimed, as one of the unicorn's balls rolled from her mouth. Her attention drifted to her partner's dick, which was now throbbing and leaking, begging for some of the attention that its friends were experiencing.. "Oh!" she exclaimed, sheepishly, her cheeks adopting a glowing, pink hue. She wrapped her lips around his glans, licking up the salty treat, before planting an apologizing kiss on the tip.

The alicorn immediately set to work, bobbing her head up and down the new stallion's impressive cock. Trixter sighed, contentedly. "That's better, Sparkle," he purred, affectionately stroking Twilight's mane. "Maybe, if I'm still a stallion after I've had my fun with Sunburst, I might have to let you go a second round."

"Mmm," Twilight moaned in agreement, doubling her efforts. She had no problem taking his entire length into the back of her throat, her well trained esophagus not gagging even a single time as she expertly fellated Trixter. She felt the stallion's untrained erection powerfully twitch, warning her that it wouldn't be able to handle much more. With one final swoop down the length, with a quick lick to the balls, she pulled back up, leaving just the tip in her mouth, which she teasingly ran her tongue around.

"C-c'mon!" Trixter growled. "I was so close!"

"Uh uh," Twilight replied, snarkily, letting the tip pop from her mouth. She adjusted herself up Trixter's Great and Powerful body, letting his glans prod against her dripping snatch. "Did you really think I'd go through all of the trouble of turning you into a stud and be satisfied with just a blowjob?"

"B-but Sunburst-"

"Ssh!" Twilight snapped, placing a silencing hoof on the protesting stallion's lips. "You can have all the homosexual anal sex with him you want, after you have completely heterosexual vaginal intercourse with me!"

Sweet Celestia, Twilight was horrible at talking dirty, especially while trying to be more dominant. Before Trixter could utter a retort, Twilight had already begun inserting him into herself.

"O-oh!" he gasped. So this is what pussy felt like as a male. Luxuriously soft, like the finest velvet that Rarity would painstakingly craft into the most perfect pair of panties (which Trixter was now adding crossdressing to his "things to do as a stallion" list. Was it still crossdressing if he was actually a mare?), while somehow feeling wetter than anything else in the world. He instinctually bucked his hips forward, not even realizing that he was doing it.

Twilight giggled. "I always did love taking boys' virginities," she smirked, slowly rocking her hips along her mate's. "They're always so eager, so clumsy, so adorable," she continued, punctuating each point with a thrust of her hips.

"I-I'm not a virgin!" Trixter protested, blushing and looking away. "I get laid all the time!"

"Sure you do," Twilight said, pecking him on the cheek. "But, not in this body. It's like your first time, all over again. You lack the confidence and grace in your movements, not quite sure how to move your new physique. Your new cock is overwhelmed by unfamiliar sensations and feels ready to blow at a moment's notice," she growled, gently nipping his ear, before soothing the sharp pain with a tender kiss. She continued the pattern down his jawline, neck, and chest, before trailing back up to his lips, all the while carefully bouncing her ass up and down the Great and Powerful pole, taking great care to always keep him on edge, but not quite push him over.

Twilight felt her own peak rising, not necessarily from the act of fucking, but from the ego trip she got from gently dominating this magically made cherryboy. Her breaths began to come in quick gasps, her ass clapping against Trixter's hips as she fervently fucked him. "Sweet Celestia, fuck yes!" she moaned. "Tell me how much you love it, faggot!"

"Er..." Trixter was caught off guard by this, momentarily distracted from his own cresting orgasm by how awkward this dirty talk was. Sure, he had asked to be turned into a stallion with the intention of fucking another stallion, but if he was currently fucking a mare, did that really make him a "faggot"? Should he be offended by this? The tightening in his balls told him he shouldn't care. "I-I love it?" he responded unsure how to respond. Twilight growled as her pace quickened, her horn glowing as she worked on casting a spell. Before Trixter could ask what she was doing, he felt a painful tightness at the base of his cock, effectively cutting off his chances of release. "Ow! I-I mean I love it, Princess! I'm the faggiest faggot who ever fagged, and I'm honored to fuck your pussy, even though I am a lowly fag!"

"That's right, fag!" Twilight shouted, releasing her magic's grip on Trixter's cock. "Shoot all of your homo cum into meeeeeeeeeeeee!" she moaned, collapsing onto her partner as her climax washed over her, her cunt constricting around his cock, marecum spraying from around the base.

Trixter rushed over the edge to join Twilight in orgasmic bliss, his cock erupting for the very first time. The sensation was unlike anything he had ever experienced, as a much thicker fluid than he was used to spurted out, coating Twilight's insides.

The two of them lay on Twilight's bed in a puddle of sweat, twitching, as they rode out their orgasms, their breaths coming in deep, ragged pants. As they both came down from their highs, Twilight took one last moment to kiss the stallion, before climbing off of him. A quick flash of her horn and Trixter felt clean and rejuvenated, ready to go another round.

"Thank you, Trixter," Twilight, said, curtly. "I hope the two of us can do this again, sometime."

"I wouldn't mind that," the magician replied. "Now, if you'll excuse me, the Great and Powerful Trixter has another nerd whose cheeks need to be clapped," he said, making his way to the door. "Oh, and one more thing," he continued, as he opened the door. "Your dirty talk is atrocious."

Twilight stared in astonishment as she watched the stallion's nice ass escape from her view. Her dirty talk was the best!

Her mood immediately changed as she was struck with a brilliant idea. A quick spell later and cloud appeared before her, showing a certain orange stallion with his nose stuck firmly between a book. How could she feel bad about not being good at talking dirty when she was about to get one hell of a show?

...

SLAM!

Sunburst's concentration was broken by the sound of his door being nearly ripped from its hinges. There stood Trixie- or at least a stallion who looked very much like Trixie- with a cocky grin plastered onto his mustached face, rearing back on his hind legs, proudly displaying his throbbing erection.

"Spread 'em, nerd!"

TO BE CONTINUED...