Casual Sexquestria

When a genderbent Trixie had originally burst into Sunburst's room, the real stallion had been very intrigued by the idea of fucking one of his friends who now met his preferences. However, he had not been expecting Trixter to be so bad at this. Chalking it up to being in a body he was unfamiliar with, Trixter fucked like a virgin. His hip movements had no rhythm to them and there was no consistency to the strength of his thrusts, sometimes being too weak, sometimes too strong, and very rarely just right. It didn't help that he kept saying things like "you like that, faggot?" and "take it, fag", which would be super sexy when uttered by a very masculine stallion, like Big Macintosh or Shining Armor, but Trixter was very feminine, not helped by his mustache, which made him look super gay.

Plus, his dick smelled like Twilight, which was gross and just plain rude.

"Yeah, you like that, faggot?" Trixter grunted for the eighth time, punctuating the question with a very pathetic thrust. "Tell me how much you love my big, manly dick hammering into your tight coltpussy!"

"Oh, I love it," Starburst replied, unenthusiastically.

"That's right, you little faggot!" Trixter growled, too enraptured in his own ego to detect the apathy in his friend's voice. "You've probably never had a dick as Great and Powerful as- WOAH!" he said, as his dick accidentally slipped out of Sunburst's tight tailhole for the twelfth (or was it thirteenth? Fifteenth, maybe?) time, right as he came.

As Trixter painted his plot, Sunburst looked at the clock. Four and a half minutes. The amount of time that had elapsed from the time Trixter burst into his room and him blowing his load, was four and half minutes. Pathetic.

As the last of his load finally oozed from the tip of of his cock, Trixter letting out a final, shuddering gasp as he rolled onto his back. "That. Was. Amazing!" he exclaimed, pumping a hoof in the air.

"Uh huh," Sunburst agreed, not entirely truthfully.

"Actually being a stallion feels so much better than magical dick spells, though it is much more tiring," Trixter rambled. "Is sex as a stallion always so exhausting?"

"Sometimes," Sunburst replied, barely paying attention, cleaning the cum from his backside with his magic, scooping it all into a floating mass of stallion sauce. He gave it a lick, humming in appreciation. At least the magician's jizz tasted good.

As the scholar licked at his levitating treat, he felt something prodding his plot. He turned his head to see Trixter lining his cock up with his asshole, the magician already able to go another round.

"Uh uh," Sunburst said, shooting his friend a teasing smile. "This time, you're the bottom," he said, rolling over and pinning Trixter to the bed.

"Please, be gentle," Trixter said, sheepishly. "I'm kind of a virgin..."

"The past few minutes have made that very apparent," Sunburst snorted, sliding his cock inside the newly made stallion's tight pucker.

Oh, Trixter thought, eyes snapping wide open. So that's what having a prostate feels like.

...

Starlight Glimmer gleefully galloped through the halls of of the castle, three tickets clenched firmly in her teal aura, a surprise early birthday gift from her dad. Her, Trixie, and Sunburst were all going to be going to see Dogs on Bridleway next week, and she just couldn't wait to tell her friends.

"Sunburst!~" she sang, approaching his door. "Guess who just got backstage passes to see the first Bridleway hit performed entirely by diamond dogs! Back your bags, sweet cheeks, because we're going to spend next Saturday enjoying a night of singing, costumes, choreography, and red rockets!" Just as she was about to knock, she heard two voices grunting in the throes of pleasure (and one with just a hint of pain). She smirked, reaching for the doorknob. Sunburst always did like having an audience and, if she was lucky, his partner would be bi! She licked her lips at the idea of sharing Big Mac, Thorax, Thunderlane, Caramel, or maybe even Soarin with her childhood friend.

As the door swung open, Starlight couldn't believe who she was seeing with an assful of gay stallion meat.

"Trixie!" Starlight, exclaimed, dropping her tickets. "Is that you?"

"Hey, Starry," Trixie said, waving as her (his!?) ass continued to get pounded by Sunburst, his cock drooling pre onto his belly with each thrust of the orange unicorn's hips. "I told you I'd get this faggot's dick, one way or another!"

"Oh, please!" Sunburst growled, his pace increasing. "You're the one taking it up the butt, right now, plus your mustache is super fruity. I'd say that you're the fag in this situation."

"Trixter is not a fag!" the magician protested, as a particularly large glob of precum oozed from the tip of his dick. "He is bisexual! That's only, like, fifty percent gay, as opposed to your one hundred percent!"

"Well, there's only one way to find out," Starlight said, trotting over to the bed. "If you're not as gay as you claim you are, then you'll have no problem servicing a mare, as you be the bottom bitch to the gayest guy I know," she said, swinging one of her shapely legs over Trixter's face. "I hope you're comfortable, because I'm not moving until I'm satisfied."

"Mhffm mmm!" Trixter whined, as Starlight's soft rump rested on his face.

"Your mustache tickles!" Starlight giggled, wiggling her rear into a more comfortable position. Trixter, accepting his fate, began to eat out the pussy resting on his face. "Unff! Glad to see you still know what a mare likes," Starlight grunted, grinding her hips further into her friend's face.

"Guess that's one thing," Sunburst grumbled, idly fondling Trixter's balls. "He fucked me like a virgin."

"Hmm!" Trixter protested.

"Hey!" Starlight replied, giving Trixter's cock a light slap in annoyance. "The only thing your mouth should be doing is pleasing my pussy!" With a snort, Trixter resumed slurping up Starlight's hungry cunt. "Ooh, that's much better. You were saying, Sunburst?"

"Oh, Trixter is totally a male virgin," Sunburst replied, picking back up. "I'm not sure how she usually is with strapons and magical assistance, but as a stallion, he sure doesn't know what he's doing. He had no technique and he didn't even last five minutes!"

"You don't sa- OUCH!" Starlight said, getting cut off by a particularly firm nibble to her clitoris. "Trixter! You of all stallions should know how sensitive that is!"

"Shorry," Trixter said, finding just enough space to speak from, before going back to his mistress' dripping snatch.

Sunburst's hips began to thrust more quickly, his breathing becoming erratic. "Oh, Celestia!" he groaned. "I think I'm about to... I'm gonna! I'm cumming!" he shouted, pulling his cock free from the confines of Trixter's tight tailhole. His throbbing erecting flopped down onto the bottom stallion's rubbing together. A few more thrusts, and his cock erupted, spewing his load all over the former mare's brand new dick.

Starlight looked down at Trixter's cum covered cock. "Do you mind if I...?" she asked Sunburst. gesturing down at the gooey treat in question.

"Go right ahead," he said, giving his friend a quick kiss on the cheek, before climbing off the bed. "I'm going to go take a shower. When you're done, would you mind throwing my sheets in the wash?"

"No problem, buddy," Starlight replied, bending over. She inhaled the musky scent of two stallions and let out a deep, shuddering breath, intoxicated by the pheromones wafting from the cocktail of cum. Sticking her tongue out, she lapped up the mix of Sunburst's orgasm and Trixter's continous flow of precum. Two distinct tastes of two different stallions mixed together. She licked all across Trixter's dick and tummy, savoring the taste her two stallions had given her.

Once Trixter had been licked clean, Starlight swooped in to get some more of his cream directly from the source. Opening wide, she easily swallowed the first third of his cock, savoring the sudden spurt of sperm that shot from Trixter's glans. She quickly established a rhythm in sync with her partner's own oral attention.

Sadly, Sunburst had been right: Trixter basically was a virgin. Just as Starlight had found a groove to her blowjob, the cock gave a single hard throb as it swelled, signalling that the end had arrived. Unfortunately, Trixter also pulled away from Starlight's pussy, moaning and gasping, leaving her unattended as he blew his load. Spurt after spurt of thick jizz slid down Starlight's throat, while the egotistical stallion groaned in blissful agony.

"Th-three..." Trixter moaned as his orgasm finally subsided.

"What was that?" Starlight asked, swallowing the last mouthful.

"Three orgasms in a day," Trixter panted. "Is extremely exhausting, as a stallion. I... I think I need a nap..."

"No!" Starlight snapped. "At least let me have one, too! Then we can take a nice, post-sex nap, together!" Alas, it was too late: Trixter was already snoring away, unaware of just how needy and pissed Starlight was. "Typical stallion," she grumbled.

Now that she thought about it, he had said something about three orgasms. If she had given him the third, and Sunburst had obviously been the second, then clearly there had been a first. Come to think of it, a gender swap spell was incredibly complex magic, way beyond what an illusionist like Trixie was capable of, which could only mean one thing:

Twilight owed her an orgasm.

...

Twilight gasped as her fourth orgasm ripped through her body, the puddle of her own sweat and cum growing all the larger, before she collapsed onto the floor in exhaustion. Her scrying spell that had been focused on Sunburst's room flickered once, before it dissipated into nothing. Starlight turning her private peepshow into a threesome had been a most welcome surprise, and she would be sure to make it up to the poor mare for not getting her own climax. After she took a nap, of course.

Just as her eyes began to droop shut, her bedroom door slammed open.

"Oh, no you don't, bitch!" Starlight growled, lifting the princess into the air with her magic, and none too gently throwing her onto the bed. "You are going to finish what Trixie should have!"