You are a picky eater being the first human in Equestria. Always tossing his greens and veggies. Fortunately, one of your friends figured out a way to bring you to Earth and back anytime you want. But realizing that ponies don't eat meat typically, you call upon one of your friends if she wants to try some you brought over from home. Oblivious as ever, you haven’t had a clue that the word "meat” means a whole new definition in Equestria.

Contains: Innuedos Galore and a BIG language barrier.