Spike was in eternal bliss. The dragon had scored with the love of his life, Rarity. He snuggled with Rarity, the gorgeous fashionista unicorn, who was currently sound asleep. Moving to Carousel Boutique was Spike’s best decision yet.

Spike gave Rarity a soft kiss. He felt some shaking from the other side and a whisper “Love that ass”. That was Fancy Pants. All Fancy Pants cared about was playing with Rarity’s plot so that gave Spike freedom to enjoy the rest of her. Spike sometimes dreamed of being exclusive with Rarity but he counted his blessings. Three months ago, Spike wasn’t having sex with Rarity and he was slaving away at Twilight Sparkle’s castle. Having Fancy Pants in a threesome wasn’t so bad.

Spike saw Rarity open her eyes. She said with more energy than one would expect for someone who just woke up, “I hope my darlings slept well because I am extra horny today!!”

“Ho ho”, said Fancy Pants, “those are my favorite days in the whole wide world.”

“Me too”, piped Spike.

“I suppose the usual. Spikey in front and Fancy in back”, said Rarity with a giggle.

“Amen”, said Spike and Fancy in unison.

Spike held Rarity tight in his arms and navigated his penis into Rarity’s womanhood. Spike was slightly distracted by the obnoxiously aggressive ass thrusts of Fancy Pants but Spike was grateful to be able to bed the beautiful Rarity. He was certainly extra horny today.

Starlight Glimmer was not happy with her situation. She was being forced to work her magic overtime to keep the castle of Princess Twilight Sparkle clean. She didn’t know who annoyed her more - Princess Twilight or Fleur de Lis. Fleur was far too overly enthusiastic about serving her princess in any way possible. However, Twilight was a tyrant. Starlight used to have Spike to keep her company but Spike was freed from his “duties”. Instead she had Fleur..ugh...

“Oh today was an incredible day”, blabbed Fleur, “the Princess let me give her a sponge bath! It was so exciting. Cleaning out every single pore of the Princess’ body including her nether regions. Tee here.”

“That’s so disgusting”, said Starlight with a roll of her eyes, “I’m glad that I don’t have to see Twilight naked and in bathing.”

“I think you’re just jealous”, responded Fleur haughtily, “I am now the Princess’ favorite assistant and not you.”

“If it means not being true to myself, I’ll pass.”

They could hear a loud and petulant voice.

“STARLIGHT GLIMMER!! The toilet. The toilet!!”

“If you would just be a little nicer to Princess Twilight”, said Fleur, “you wouldn’t have to do toilet duty.”

“At least I can do it in fucking peace”, mumbled Starlight with obvious sarcasm.

Starlight sighed. She would need to clean the toilet. Twilight usually took shit after shit and didn’t bother to flush it. Twilight used to make Spike scoop out the wet feces. Starlight was allowed to use her magic but it took a long time and a lot out of her.

Starlight approached the toilet and gagged. It was clogged with Twilight’s poop again. She used to transport the poop to Rainbow Dash’s house. However, the poop enthusiast had too much of Twilight’s poop already and requested no more. Starlight needed to be more clever as to where the poop would go. Ugh, she hated poop more than anything. Starlight wished there was a world where no pony would need to poop. Hell, why couldn’t Twilight just flush the toilet before it got clogged? Twilight used to be much kinder and courteous.

Starlight sighed and used her standard spell to make the poop disappear. This time, it would go to Sweet Apple Acres. She performed the spell and the poop was all gone. Starlight gagged and coughed. This was terrible. What happened to Twilight? Why did she change? At that moment, Starlight realized something...hmmmm...could this Twilight be a fake?

“Are you done with the toilet yet”, shouted Twilight.

“Yes, just finished. Your majesty.”

“Good. You’re about 1% there to redemption for enslaving that village of ponies a couple seasons back with those equal sign cutie marks.”

“Why does every pony need to remind me of that?”

“Because it makes me morally superior to you no matter what I do.”

“I think what you’re making me and Fleur do is pretty shitty.”

“Yes, shitty indeed. You’ll do more soon.”

“I miss Spike.”

“Don’t mention that baby dick dragon in this castle!! You now must clean the dishes too. I ate a lot of food the past couple of days.”

Starlight rolled her eyes. Yes, she would. She would also find out what was wrong with Twilight. But she would need some help to get there.

Rainbow Dash and Applejack were playfully wrestling each other at Sweet Apple Acres.

“Ah’m gonna win this time”, said Applejack with a smirk.

“Only because I’m letting you win”, said Rainbow with a wink, “I could take you on any day.”

Rainbow had to admit that she was prolonging the game a little bit. Any excuse to be near Applejack. She was even better than poop to the sporty pegasus which was saying a lot. The two heard a loud plop.

“Oh, there is more fertilizer just for me”, said Applejack, “my the vegetables will be happier than a Rainbow Dash in pony droppings.”

“I already have too many of Twilight’s poop. I’m sick of that shit!”

“Well my farm is mighty proud of it, so ah will use it.”

“Well if it makes you happy, I’m happy too.” Rainbow and Applejack shared a passionate kiss.

“I love you AJ”

“Aww, I love you too.”

The element of honesty was being honest.

“I do wish Starlight Glimmer would send me different poop though.”

“She’s Twilight’s main slave since Spike moved in with Rarity. Ah don’t think you’re getting any other poop from Starlight.”

Rainbow realized something. She had never collected poop from Starlight. That was something which would need to change soon. Rainbow was already filled with ideas on how to acquire the poop which proved to be even more elusive than that of Rarity.

Author's Note

Just another shitty story. This one is going to be longer than the first two - yes a story about pony feces with a real plot.