Spike just had the best orgasm ever from his sexcapade with Rarity. He could hear her moan with pleasure and say, “Oh Spikey Wikey, you’re so sexy!”

"Not as sexy as you, Rarity", responded Spike as he lightly nuzzled Rarity. Fancy Pants had to go back to Canterlot for a couple days so Spike wanted to take advantage of every moment he had with his marefriend.

"Tee hee", giggled Rarity, "but oh my, I just need to use the ladies' room. I will be right back."
With that, Rarity got out of the bed and trotted over to the bathroom.

Spike knew Rarity's secret too well. Rarity's poop was diamonds. When Rarity's food goes through the digestion process, it is transformed into diamonds and can be used for any of the typical purposes of diamonds. Spike also knew that Fancy Pants could also create diamonds in the same manner. However, Spike was sure that Rarity's diamonds were much better than those of Fancy Pants. It was a secret he would never tell any pony or non-pony. Spike was honestly afraid of what could happen if anyone found out. Rarity was worth a fortune in that respect.

Some ponies would probably have been grossed out if they knew Rarity's secret. However, it only made Spike admire Rarity more. She was extraordinary.

Spike's thoughts were interrupted by a knocking.

"Spike, I need your help. I think I know what's wrong with Twilight."

Starlight Glimmer, thought Spike, why did she have to ruin his perfect life? Spike would be nice though. It wasn't Starlight's fault that Twilight was such a tyrant.

"Starlight, I am not interested. I have a new life now."

"What? With the drama queen who shits diamonds."

Spike got worried. Did he accidentally spill the beans at some point?

"Wait!? How do you know that?"

"I have twice the magical talent of Twilight Sparkle. I can see the inner workings of any creature with a simple spell. So yes, I know how diamonds are made."

Ugh, thought Spike, he knew what Starlight was going to say next.

"You haven't told anyone, have you?"

"I haven't decided yet."

"Look, Starlight. I know what you're doing and.."

"Could you just let me in? I made Rarity constipated so she will be in there for a while."

Spike groaned and said, "Fine."

Spike opened the door and there was Starlight Glimmer.

"Long time, no see", said Starlight with a grin.

"Yes, it has been a while. So, how are things at the castle?"

"Worse since you left. Your replacement, Fleur, is an insufferable sycophant. She has inflated Twilight's ego tenfold! I can't take being there anymore. Honestly, I'm probably not going to return."

"Well, you seem like you can handle yourself. So, why do you need me? Because honestly life is great since I moved in with Rarity. I have never been happier in my whole life."

"Your obsession with Rarity has always been by far your worst characteristic."

"But she loves me too and.."

"Oh Spike, you're so naïve but I really could use your help. You have known Twilight your whole life."

"Yeah, she's changed her personality completely and is out-of-character but she is smart enough to make her own decisions."

"But what if.. what if... Twilight is an imposter."

"An imposter?"

"Yeah, Twilight used to consider me her protégé with eagerness to help me understand the power of friendship. Now, all Twilight wants is for me to be her slave."

"She's been like that for almost a year now. But do you think?"

"What do you think?"

"Yeah, Twilight has changed", said Spike nervously, "but maybe the power of being a princess got to her head."

"I don't think so", said Starlight, "the Twilight Sparkle I know would never make others bend to her will."

"Yeah, unlike the Starlight Glimmer I know. Are you an imposter?"

"If I let you make jabs about my past, would you help me?"

"Maybe, as long as I don't have to put on a cutie mark for whatever your next cult is."

"It's just going to be sowing your mouth shut."

"I did miss you. So what's on your mind?"

"It's just a hunch but I think the real Twilight has been ponynapped."

"Ponynapped?"

"Yes, it is the only thing that makes sense."

"Yeah, Twilight has been acting weird. I'll admit but I am with Rarity now."

"Don't you remember all that Twilight has done? Don't you want to save her if she's in trouble? You wouldn't be with any of us if it wasn't for her. Including Rarity. Spike, you owe us if Twilight is in trouble."

"Damn it, why do you have to be so persuasive? But still, Rarity is my life now."

"Hmmmm, maybe I should go find others to help and have a nice chat about diamonds."

"You wouldn't!?!?"

"I don't even like Rarity that much. I don't care what happens to her."

"Ahhh - okay, okay. I will help. Just don't say anything about Rarity's secret. Please!!"

"Great!! So I will need you to write a note to Rarity that you were pulled away on a dragon quest for a couple of days. We have some work to do."

Rainbow Dash was pensive. How could she have never obtained Starlight Glimmer's shit? Starlight wasn't a Fluttershy case. Rainbow didn't feel like she was going to scar Starlight of her innocence by acquiring the poop for her fetishistic desires. Rainbow hovered in the air and wasn't really going anywhere.

Her thoughts were distracted by something that sounded springy and bouncy. It could only be one pony.

Pinkie Pie.

"Watcha' doin", said the pink peppy party pony.

"I'm just practicing my floating", said Rainbow, "everything is fine."

"Oh yeah, I bet you're thinking of finding some floaters in the potty."

Rainbow groaned. Everyone knew about her fetish .. everyone.

"That's an urban legend."

"I know you haven't collected any of Starlight's poop yet."

"It's so hard. I don't think that bitch even uses the bathroom when around others. She's tougher than Rarity. I don't know what to do. Spike helped me get Rarity's shit but that's only because he wanted to spend more time with Rarity. And there's no pony who is quite the scavenger he is."

"I know of some pony who can help!! Wheeeee!!"

"You? It requires..er.. discretion."

"Honestly, I find poop super icky. So not me. But you're not the only one in Ponyville with that kink. I know some other pony.. but oh boy.. that pony would kill me. Could you just tell her that I only did it to help you? Pinkie Promise?"

"Pinkie Promise."

Rainbow Dash was filled with hope. She couldn't believe what Pinkie told her. It couldn't be true. It couldn't be.

Rainbow made her way to Fluttershy's cottage and knocked on the door.

Rainbow heard a soft, "Just a minute, I'm coming."

Rainbow hoped it would be true. Fluttershy was so sweet and innocent - well, not so innocent if this is true - but still she could get Starlight's shit.

The door opened.

"Oh hey Rainbow Dash. How are you?"

"I need your help, Fluttershy. I know this is going to sound very weird but I.. um..."

Fluttershy blushed.

"I need your help with some extraction" finished Rainbow.

The yellow pegasus turned pink with embarrassment.

"Why me", asked Fluttershy, "oh, but honestly I know..and um...it's true."

"Really? I thought I was the only one."

"Mine is a little different though than yours. Gosh, all of my animal friends - they know that I love their fecal matter. I was so pleased when I learned I wasn't the only one who.. um.. you know."

"Yes!! So it is true. And please don't be mad at the one who told me, that one did it to help me."

"And don't you worry, Rainbow Dash. I will help you obtain Starlight Glimmer's poop!"

Rainbow Dash thought to herself, was she that obvious?

"Oh thank you Fluttershy!! Thank you!!"

"And besides, I lost Spike's poop. Unfortunately, when Angel is really naughty - he knows how to make me really upset. Maybe we should invite Starlight and Spike out to lunch. You know, Chipoate."

"I like the way you think, Flutters", said Rainbow Dash with a wink.

Author's Note

Will Spike and Starlight be successful with their plan?
What about Rainbow and Fluttershy?

Find out in the next chapter!