A mailman?

by Connorcooper

Sun and moon come to visit

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Good news this morning, turns out I no longer have insomnia of any kind so going to sleep was easy as just falling onto the bed and pasting out. To be honest I think it was also the fact of how soft the bed was, compared to the ones in the wasteland this thing was in a nutshell a cloud!

Actually It may be for all I know, cause you know pony's and there magic stuff so it wouldn't surprise me if it was caused with magic anything was possible.

My dream on the other hand was...different to say the least. Usually my dreams are a scramble of nonsense and are always so hard to move and see in them as if I was underwater, this dream on the other hand was very...realistic. There I was sitting on a field of grass in my riot gear watching the sun rise as the sky turned into what looked like an art piece of color. As I watched the sun rise something caught me off guard when I heard what sounded like a bouncy ball hit the ground as it came over to me. Confused I turned to it and this is when my dream started to go a little fuzzy, I remember picking up the ball and handing it to someone before placing my pip-boy on something soft.

And that's it I woke up bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning not really giving a care about my dream as I did my morning rounds. First I got up and took a shower which was...interesting to see my armor vanished but I had no possible means to remove my pip-boy. It was somehow stuck on my limb but I didn't really mind since the thing was 100% water proof in the first place but it was weird having something attached to your arm while bathing. After the shower I got a dress which must have been the fastest I've tried to get dressed since the clothing just...warped onto my body, my clothing in my pip-boy was limited.

I had my riot gear, X-01 Tesla power armor, advanced armored rad suit, and my first recon beret.

So I had nothing formal I just saw all the rest of the clothing as a waste of space in game but apparently here my strength level cap meant nothing sense I could easily walk around with the heaviest weapons in the game like nothing. Speaking of Strength I gave my Special a look and I grinned at it.

See back when Fallout nv was first being made the producers were going to bring over ALL perks from Fallout 3 but of course somewhere cut for reasons to make sure the play isn't overpowered. Luckily for me with a level cap of 100! along with almost perfect perk along with a few implants can you guys my SPECIAL?

10 all the way baby.

Meaning I wasn't almost perfect I AM!

(Perfect cell: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!)

Along with that my perks were the best that XP and caps could get, I had all implants from the clinic to the sink. I was a hybrid between a mutant lone wander to a cybernetic courier, meaning I had a royal flush when it came to combat. Hell if I were to play cards I could very likely get a royal flush on my first hand, hehehe I was just glad I had something if I ever did get low on cash.

After checking me I went over to my weapons and began to check them out and began to clean and inspect them, it's always good to make sure your weapons are always in top notch shape after all. Out of all my fire arms I also had melee weapons that ranged from the two-step-goodbye classic to the zap glove, but out of all the melee weapons I had was the saturnite katana. See this was removed after some guy though a basically cosmic knife that was now a sword which can do even MORE damage was to power and removed it. I was surprised to see the recipe when I was dead money, see you had to have the GNR pack along with Big mountain and the other DLC to get this weapon. It was also quite costly seeing that you need 5 clean cosmic knives, with a rare saturnite ingot, along with a GNR katana along with five fusion battery, a hot plate, the blueprint itself which can be found in the vault of dead money, 50 micro fusion cells, and a science skill of 100. So in the end a costly weapon but one that is extremely effective at that able to almost one hit a fully armored brotherhood of steel paladin in fully repaired T-60b power armor. It also had three variants that had different effects, the bloody katana which required a blood bag for poison damage, heated katana which was basically the same as a heated cosmic knife, and the clean katana which required a single abraxo clear for double damage.

With this free will I had I could create a variant that had all three upgrades! For right now though I will keep it as a clean katana, as I used a rag with abraxo clear to give it a nice clean edge. The weapon also had all GNR upgrades so that was a plus on its already insane upgrades it already had, if I could easily cut through a sentry bot without much trouble kinda like samurai jack in that one episode where he was fighting those basket robots...without the exo arm of course. Best I kept this equip when I'm out and about since I got a lot of strange looks when I had my bozar. After finishing the slightly purple blade I sheathed it to my side as it made that lovely sound of metal on metal when one sheaths there weapon before clicking it into the lock. This weapon was easily a muramasa in Fallout if you don't know who was murasama. He was just an insane blacksmith in japan who made insanely sharp weapons that could easily cut through armor like butter.

As I sat there I gladly decided to dig into a MRE ravioli for breakfast, I doubt these ponies had anything I could eat and survive off. I may be a cyborg but I still need a whole amount of calories to get by how else you think the courier could eat so much and not be stuffed? Using a hot plate to warm my meal I opened myself a sarsaparilla as I waited for the meal to warm up.

Taking a sip of the root beer I looked at my pip boy to see what else I had in it since it seemed to have items from both Fallout 4 and 76 somehow. Guess the Merchant thought of everything for someone like me, before I could do anything more there was a knock at my door.

"Come in,"

The door opened as twilight peaked her head.

"Hey six glad to see you awake-...are you cooking something here?" she asked I nodded.

"Ravioli you want some?" I told her as she raised an eyebrow.

"Is 7:59 am why are you eating a dinner meal now?" She asked.

"Got to have shit ton of calories princess I hope you don't mind," I tell her as she looked at my hot plate heating up the pasta.

"Where did you even get all that?" to which I simply pointed to my pip-boy.

"This thing is the only thing that's close to magic back home and please don't ask me how it works all I do know it just does," God did I really quote...HIM?

"Well alright then...um Six you have a few guests who want to meet you," Looking up from my pip-boy I looked at twilight.

"I'm sorry guests?" I asked.

"Yeah...the princesses wish to talk with you," Blinking I gave a nod.

"Well what are you waiting for let them in," I state as she opened the door wider to reveal the two goddess before me.

Celestia looked like what it meant to be a ruler but also with hits of felt like a mother like charm about her as she wore a pure white dress with golden threads woven into it. She was about a few inches taller than me since I was now about 6ft 2in compared to my 5ft 10ins so that meant she was about 6ft 7ins and that was without her horn that gave her bonus 3ins if you counted it as well.

Luna on the other had held a more mysterious vibe but a strong hit of power that matched it as she held a kinda big sister vibe going on. She wore a navy dress with silver and black trim along with what looked like a dress coat kinda giving me a shut in fell, the night princess rubbed her eyes telling me she was supposed to me in bed by now. She was shorter than her sister like in the shout about 6ft 5ins and if you counted her horn that gave her a bonus +2 which was shorter than her sister's.

Smiling I spoke.

"Welcome princesses it's a pleasure to finally meet you all!" I said with a warm smile.

Celestia returned the smile as she looked at me.

"It is a pleasure to me you as well Mr. Six," I grinned as I made a joke.

"Please Mr. Six was my father's name just call me Six," I told her with a slight chuckle, I then held out my hand to them. "Please sit I'm currently in the middle of my breakfast,"

They sat down cross legged as twilight joined them as I sired the red sauce that held the meat cheese stuffed noodles as luna raised an eyebrow to my choice of food.

"Isn't that a dinner meal?" Luna asked as I nodded.

"Yes it is but like told twilight I have to have a certain amount of calories to go though my day," I told her as Celestia asked me a question.

"Why Ravioli if you don't mind me asking,"

I smiled as I pointed my red sauced cover fork to her.

"This coming from the princess who eats cake for breakfast," I jabbed at her weakness for cakes.

"Touche," Celestia smiled back as I turned off the hot plate as I gently jabbed a ravioli and bit the whole thing in one large bit as I began to chew.

I had MRE ravioli once in my childhood and I had to say it was almost how I remember it, Good. Out of the the MREs it is said that the Ravioli is the best that's why my (not really) uncle came back a tour from Iran brought me one to have. Gulping down the good noddle I turned spoke.

"So why are you guys here? It's about me being from another world if I'm not wrong," I tell them as Celestia nodded.

"Twilight informed me of what your world was like. How it was almost similar to the mirror world that both twilight, luna, and myself have been to but unlike that world yours is a wasteland if I'm not correct?" I gave a sigh and nodded.

"Sad but true princess," I then helped myself to another noodle.

"I'm sorry what happened to your people Six," Gulping I waved her off.

"Like I told twilight it's fine I've gotten used to the truth," I then took a sip of root beer.

"But still being in such a hellish world makes me worried," Opening my eyes I looked at her as I lowered my soda.

"How so?" I asked.

"Well your from a world where it's kill-or be killed and here it isn't such a thing so I have to ask why are you here six?" She asked me in a motherly tone.

I smiled as I pointed my bottled hand to her.

"Simple to a place where I can finally call home without some NCR or legion punks knocking on my door 24-7," I told her as I ate another Rabby.

"How do we know you're telling the truth and your really not here on this Mr. Houses behalf?" Luna asked as I finished my drink causing me to curse.

"I work WITH Mr.house not for and besides I doubt he could give a shit about equestria his main focus is the strip always has always been will," I tell them.

Celestia smiled slightly as she spoke.

"I have never heard anyone that wasn't either my sister or my niece curse before us," She told me as I looked at her surprised.

"Shit...of fuck not shit! Um...crap (there we go) sorry about that princesses did I offend you or something? I asked as she shook her head.

"No no its fine its just we never heard such words said to us even by the world leaders, even Queen Chrysalis cursed when she had us at her mercy did she sister," Luna smiled and shook her head.

"I believe so sister it's quite different than what I'm used to," Luna states as I rub the back of my head.

"Sorry force of habit," I told them as I waved it off.

"It’s quite alright six now then we can talk about you wanting land if I'm not correct?" Smiling I gave a nod.

"Yep see I can't live in a castle forever no offense twilight is really a nice place you got," I state as she gave a friendly smile.

Celestia rubbed her chin.

"Well then I must tell you Six that we are currently facing a bidding war for land in ponyville with all the new creatures coming all around equestria after all," She tells me as I gave a blank stare.

"What...fuck I'm too late aren't I?" I asked.

"Not really like I said there is quite the bidding war going on for land so it may be awhile till you get your piece of land to make you home Six so I think it's best that you say with twilight till you get your spot," She tells me as I huffed.

"Damn I was really looking for my own place," I said aloud as Celestia nodded.

"Don't worry Six it's only a matter of time till you do you'll just have to wait a little," She tells me as I gave a understanding nod.

"Well then princesses I have to say it was nice meeting you and all," I said as they nodded.

"And it was nice meet you as well Six I hope we meet again soon,"

"I'll be looking forward to it," I smiled as they got up and left me to the rest of my meal.

'What nice folks,'


Author's Note

Three chapters in one day?!

I hoped the lot of you enjoyed this...PONY filled story

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