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After I talked with the big two twilight decided to take me on a tour of the school so I could see was more to this world, keeping quiet I accepted the invite and the two of us where on a tour of the school of friendship. It must been the largest schools I've ever seen in my life! How you might ask? Well the school was suppose to hold some pretty huge students so it wasn't a huge big surprise.
As we walked she told me about the school as if I was a parent thinking about enrolling there child in this school, it was kinda weird to say it like that. Besides that it was a nice school that had every subject under the sun including the new subject can you guess what that is?
Friendship of course.
Each of the main six taught different subjects.
Rainbow dash was the P.E coach which didn't surprise me of course though I wandered what AJ was. My answer was she was something similar to a AG teacher (you know FFA) who taught students about working skills that they could us later in life. Pinkie pie was the art teacher which kinda made me surprised since I expected Rarity to have that job but instead she had Equestrian AKA English of MLP. Flutter shy had animal science which was great for her since she is almost always around animals almost 24/7. Twilight taught friendship of course, they had other teachers that helped around the school she even told me some of pillars where here teaching as well, it made me smile when I thought of stone hoof teaching story telling.
As we walked the bell rang as students poured out, the crowd did see me after all I was sticking out like a sore thumb with my apparel. Walking with twilight she began to tell me about there star students...Gallus, Sliverstream, sandbar, Smolder, Ocellus, and Yona. She told me of how proud she was of them we turned a corn and that was when ran into them.
"Speak of the devils themselves," I said aloud as they stopped when they saw me.
The student six or otherwise known as the young six looked at me as I easily towered over them including the yak Yona, they were all looking at me with fear in their eyes. That was when I spoke up in a kind tone.
"Are you six alright it looks like you've seen death," I state causing them to blink as I spoke.
Confused and scared the six looked onto me with curiosty in there eyes before twilight spoke up.
"Guys what did we talk about? Its rude to stare," Twilight said causing them to turn to her.
"Professor twilight?!"
"Of course sandbar is something the matter," She asks with a raised eyebrow.
They all turn back to me as I gave a friendly wave.
"Hi there," I spoke. "Name's six its nice to meet you,"
As they all gave me a mixed look sliverstream was the first to speak.
"Hiya my names sliverstream Mr. Six are you a new teacher here?" The hippogriff asked as I shook my head.
"No, twilight is just showing me the grounds here since I'm new to town," I told her.
Smolder then stepped forward as if trying to get a better look at me before speaking.
"If you don't mind me asking what are you...six? Better yet why is your name a number?" The dragon asked as I turned to twilight who gave me a nod.
"Well first I'm a human and second does it matter if my name is a number," I state as the dragon cross her arms.
"Its a weird name even for ponies," She tells me as I shrugged.
"Being Weird is better than being normal," I said with a smile.
Smolder exhaled as a cloud of smoke came from her nose as Ocellus stepped forward with her hand raised.
"Yes Ocellus what is it?" Twilight asked as the changeling held her hands together.
"If you don't mind me asking professor twilight what is a human?" She question as twilight smiled.
"Well you see there my little student Six here is actually from another world and came here by accident," Twilight tell her students as sandbar lit up.
"Are you a alien!" I shook my head but stopped when I realized something: In a way I was.
"Kinda?"
I swear sandbars eyes had stars in them when he began to tell me about the comic book series he been reading 'the adventurers of jangles the moon monkey' when he told me this I laughed. I must have been laughing so hard twilight turned to me wandering what was so funny, as I calmed down I told the earth pony back on my home we had a similar serious known as the adventurers of captain Cosmo and his side kick jangles the moon monkey. Sandbar went wide eyed as did twilight before she turned and pulled out a notebook from almost out of nowhere and began to write.
"How is that possible?" Sandbar asked as I shrugged.
"Multiverse theory?" I asked as he gave a nod telling he knew what it was about.
"Wait! What if issue #142 was somehow was a way our worlds meet!" Sandbar said with a idea as I titled my head.
"What was that issue," I asked.
"It was when Captian jangles meet a different version of himself that couldn't talk and had a hairless ape as his mentor!" Placing on hand on my chin I remember reading a issue of captain cosmo that had meet a anthro version of his sidekick.
"Yeah back home we had a issue that was similar," I stated as twilight was now writing like a hurricane.
"That's so cool!" Sandbar stated as I nodded.
"Sure is!" I said back with a smile behind my helmet.
Before I could continue talking with sandbar Yona raised her hand.
"Yona has question!" Turning my head from the sand colored pony I was meet with the yak.
"What is your question yona?" I asked.
"Why does Mr. six have scary clothes?" Yona pointed to my armor as I gave a slight chuckle.
"Well these aren't clothes yona...its armor," I told her. "Back home it is always best to were armor due to the-"
Twilight interrupted me.
"Six don't," She said giving me the...eye.
Getting the warning I nodded.
"Right...sorry about that,"
The group turned to twilight before asking.
"Is there something wrong about Six's home?" Sandbar asked as twilight nodded.
"See my students six here come from a place where...well lets just say isn't for the fate of heart," Twilight saids as the griffin known as Gallus gave a raspberry.
"It can't be that bad," Gallus said with his usually cocky tone.
Twilight gave the griffin a serious look which made him lose his cocky smile, I decided to go with twilight as I spoke.
"Trust me Boyo it can be," I state as I place a hand on the side of my head remember the time I had my brain removed. (Even though it still is) but I then dropped my scary tone and spoke with a friendly one. "Now I think you have a class to attend lads and lasses now hop to it,"
But they began to ask questions as twilight had to use her magic to push them out of the room as she turned to me.
"Lunch?"
Smiling I nodded.
"Please,"
(later)
Well lunch in ponyville was...how could I put it?
Unique.
See with ponies now accepting all known races they had to add different food to the menus of restraints, food markets, and shops. The one they lacked in was...meat.
See with cows and chicken being off the menu due to them being 'alive' and anthros my only choice of cut meat was the one thing I hated the most on meat menu.
FISH!
GOD I HATED IT!
Even as the courier the very thought of fish made me almost want to puke up my guts, why did I hate fish you might ask? Well for many reasons, one the texture of it always made me gag, two it was extremely slimy, and three the smell of sea water was still present in all of it! If you might ask, why does you courier side hate it? Well to that I tell you lakelurk meat may be good in the fallout universe so I had my character sell it for a good piece because of this so I guess you can say my character hates it too.
When I told twilight I hated fish she then asked me what was in my breakfast and when I told her it was beef she went pale and told me about the beef and chicken problem. So instead of having fish at a normal restaurant we went to a 'Japony' place, basically in the nutshell Japony is japan in mlp. I was excited that they had japenese style cooking (its kinda ironic how I hate fish since 70% of the menu involves fish) but besides that they had tofu, though I wasn't a big fan of the stuff it was better than fish. So I order myself a noodle tofu bowl and boy was it good! My wasteland buds never had non-MRE ramen before and having the real stuff than the MRE made me melt.
After I finished my bowl I still was hungry so I decided to get the one thing that I love to the very core, what may that be?
Drunken noodles.
Though without beef it was kinda disappointing but the moment the sweet and spicy fat noodle entered your mouth you could only melt at the taste. Twilight was surprised of how much I could eat, she then began to write in her note book as I ate my seventh serving of drunken noodles after having two tofu noodle bowls and four orders of sticky rice. After out lunch break we returned to the castle where twilight went to her room most likely to read over the notes she took today as I went back to my room to scroll though my pip-boy misc.
...
acoustic guitar
harmonica
I raised a eyebrow when I saw this before I summoned the guitar to my lap, confused I at first didn't remember where I got this before I realized I found this in the cloud. The old guitar must have been a golden wooden color before the 200 years of cloud turned the gold into a deep rose wood color. The only reason I took this from the cloud was because it was a rare item, there were only two of them in game the other being on the stranger. Besides that I had no idea how to play it, but that was before my fingers began to move on there own and the next thing I know I'm playing Marty Robbins- Big iron.
There a lot I don't know of this body...
Author's Note
Alright my wandering vault dwellers and chosen ones of the wasteland I hoped you enjoyed this (terrible) chapter of mine.
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