MLP: Smosh

Intro
“Like this comment if you’re leaning on your left hoof”
“SHUT UP!

Story
Gallus and Sandbar are hanging out in Gallus’ dorm, and are sitting at a table.

They both say: “So, what do you want to do? Woah, that’s weird. Dang we’ve been spending way too much time together. Like damn. Like daaaaamn! ...Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!” They stare at each other for 2 seconds. “Okay stop copying me. Stop copying me! *Sigh* Dude, this is making me nervous.” They’re silent for 5 seconds, then turn to each other. “Okay, you stop talking and I’ll say something… say something. No you don’t talk I will! No you! You don’t talk; Celestia damn it! Okay seriously, what the f**k? I got it! Say something completely random! Ready? 1, 2, 3! Bananarama! WHAT THE F**K! Why would you think to say that to?! It’s not even a real word! Okay, let’s just not talk!” Gallus and Sandbar are silent. They both take deep breaths. After about twelve seconds, they turn back to each other. “Okay, it’s gotta be over now. Shit! I know, let’s just uh, text each other instead.” Gallus and Sandbar get on their phones and start typing. They both type ‘Bananarama’ and send it at the same time. “Why the heck would you say that again?! It doesn’t even make sense! This has to stop now! I’m serious stop! STOP! I’m talking so fast you can’t possibly keep up with what I’m saying! Dammit! AH! Woof woof! Even animal noises!? Celestia! ...meow. F**K! THAT’S IT!!!” Gallus and Sandbar get up. “I’m gonna knock you out so I don’t have to listen to your stupid voice saying everything I’m saying! Eat this bitch! Wait, I don’t know how to punch!” They stumble towards each other and both miss. Sandbar crashes into the wall knocking himself out.

“Phew! Thank Celestia it’s over!” Gallus said relieved.