Author's Note

in the comments please tell me how to reacted/pictured certain parts of the story. thanks

REAL VOODOO DOLL!

Intro
In about one second you will hear a man say ‘shut up.’
“SHUT UP!”

Story

Gallus is struggling to put on a tie for a job interview at Applebloom’s school. While putting it on, he hears Sandbar yell in frustration. Sandbar is playing the original Super Mario Bros. and struggles to get pass Lakitu.

“Can you shut the Hell up? I’m trying to get ready for my job interview with Ms. Cheerlie.” Gallus asked.

“This dang turtle on a cloud keeps killing me!” Sandbar complains. Mario jumps over a gap just to get hit by a spiny egg. “AAAHHH! I hate that thing!”

Gallus scoffs. “Come on dude, it’s not that hard.” Sandbar keeps trying until he gets a game over. “Wow, you really suck at this.” Sandbar yells, throws the controller down and storms off. “Come on Sand, I was just kidding! Geez!” Gallus says as he sits down to try the game himself.

Outside Sandbar’s dorm, Sandbar has a thought bubble of Gallus making fun of him. “Grrrr! I’m sick of Gallus always teasing me! I wish I could teach him a lesson.” Suddenly, a plush falls in front of Sandbar. He picks it up. “Gallus?” He asked as he noticed the plush looked exactly like Gallus. Sandbar waves the Gallus plushies claw to make it look like it was punching itself.

Back in the dorm, Gallus is playing the Mario game when out of nowhere he punches himself. “BALLS!” he yelled. Sandbar continues waving the plushies claw and Gallus keeps punching himself. “BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS!” Finally, Sandbar just shrugs and hides the doll behind him and walks into his dorm to find Gallus putting his claw over his eye.

“Dude, are you okay?” Sandbar asked.

“Yeah, I just had some weird muscle spasm and punched myself a lot.” Sandbar begins to realize that the doll he had was actually a voodoo doll. “Anyway, I gotta get to my job interview.” Behind him, Sandbar punches the doll in the gut. “BALLS!” Gallus shouts in pain.

“‘Balls’?” Sandbar asks confused.

“Nothing, I just scream ‘balls’ when I feel intense pain.”

“Good to knooooow...” Gallus looks at Sandbar wondering what he meant. “Good luck with your interview.” Sandbar snickers evilly.

At the interview, Cheerlie finishes looking at Gallus’ resume. “Gallus. I have to tell you, out of all creatures who I interviewed for this job, there’s something about you I really like! Why don’t you tell me a little bit about why you’d like to be a substitute teacher?”

“Well, I really really love-” Back at the dorm, Sandbar hits the doll in the gut with a hammer. “-BALLS!” Cheerlie gives Gallus an awkward look. Sandbar laughs evilly. “Sorry, wha-what I meant to say is I really love working with foals-” Sandbar hits doll with screwdriver. “BALLS!”

“Excuse me!?” Cheerlie asks. Sandbar laughs again.

“Ah, no-nothing nothing. I-I think I just have something wrong with my-” Sandbar stabs doll with pencil. “BAAAAAAALLSS!” Cheerlie starts to give an uneasy look.

“Um, you know, maybe we can take this up a different time. Why don’t plan on coming ba-” Cheerlie gets interrupted when Gallus starts making silly movements and starts wrecking the office. Gallus is completely out of control! Sandbar then makes Gallus bounce on Cheerlie’s desk.

“OH MY GOD! I’M SO SORRY! OOH! BALLS!” Gallus shouts while bouncing. Sandbar suddenly gets bored and puts the Gallus doll down.

Sandbar goes outside and looks up thinking. ‘Maybe there’s something else I can do with that doll.’

An hour later, Gallus came into Sandbar’s dorm. “Dude, I got the job! She said she really loved my energy!”

“Oh. That’s nice!” Sandbar replied. “When does your job start?”

“Next Monday. I can’t wait to tell Smolder tonight on my date with her!”

As Gallus walked out Sandbar thought to himself. ‘So, Gallus is going on a date with Smolder? I wish I could think of a new way to humiliate him. Dang, I’m hungry!’ Sandbar then said while laying next to the Gallus doll: “I wish I had pudding.”

Immediately after he said that, he heard Gallus say: “I wish I had pudding.” Sandbar was surprised. Gallus said exactly what he just said. Sandbar then got an idea. Gallus started dancing and Sandbar made him sing ♪Oh oh oh! I’m a dancing dude! I got some fancy moves and a bad attitude!♪

Sandbar knew what he should do next.

Later at a restaurant, Gallus and Smolder were enjoying a hayburger meal. “Gallus, I have to say, this is the best date night you’re givin me so far.” Smolder said.

“Smolder, there’s something I wanted to tell for a long time.” Suddenly Gallus lost control. “I love Silverstream! She’s smart! She’s nice! And she’s far more beautiful than every creature, especially-”

Sandbar is outside the restaurant and says: “-that icky yucky Smolder!” Smolder responds by kicking Gallus into the wall shocking the other customers.

“WHY THE HELL DID I SAY THAT!? I DON’T MEAN IT!!!” Gallus said as he recovered. Gallus spotted Sandbar outside snickering. “AHA!” He shouted while pointing at the window. Smolder turned to the window and saw Sandbar with the voodoo doll, instantly realizing what really happened.

“That colt is dead!” Smolder yelled as she charged at Sandbar and pinned him to the ground. “What’s the big idea!?”

“Okay Okay! I was getting sick of Gallus making fun of me so all of this was payback!” Sandbar admitted.

“Well, why didn’t you say something?” Gallus asked.

“I wanted to teach you a lesson.”

“But you do realize that voodoo dolls are dangerous right?” Sandbar nods. “Well, remember that whatever happens to the doll happens to the creature it looks like. I think we should get rid of this.” After thinking to himself, Sandbar agreed. Afterwards, Sandbar gave the doll back to who gave it to him, and Gallus was surprised to see it was a Lakitu.

“Huh, hey you think we can trade it for something else?” Gallus asks. Lakitu replies by dropping a spiny egg on him knocking him out.

GAME OVER