Celestia isn't as pleased with retirement as she thought she'd be. Sure, the beach is great but it's no longer doing it for the former princess. She has a number of grievances to get off her chest and vents her frustrations in a profanity-laced tirade to Luna.

Rated Mature for strong language throughout and sexual references.

Cover art by me.

Featured: 2/27/2020 - 2/29/2020
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