The Ultimate Weapon

After a few eventful months, Eric had time to relax at his home along with watching his soon to be daughter. How did they figure out how it was a girl? Magic. So Eric and Gilda are just sleeping when they hear a cracking sound. Eric was the first one to wake up.

“Look, if you're gonna eat in the bed, then don’t chew so loudly.” He turned to face her only to be met with a sleeping griffon. He then sat up and turned on the lamp, which woke up the now very grumpy griffon.

“Turn the damn lamp off will ya?” She groaned until she heard the cracking sound. It was coming from the egg in which both of their eyes widened and shrunk into prinprincks. They both rushed to the egg as it began to move and part of the shell being broken off. Then after waiting, Eric tapped the shell to a weak spot.

“What are you doing?” Gilda asked as she redirected her attention to the egg.

“Trust me, I know what I’m doing.” The egg then cracked open as they then peered inside. A griffon resembling her mother with the exceptions of the one big lock of orange hair, blue eyes the same as her father’s, the closed eye, five-fingered brown hands and feet in the shape of shoes with purple soles, relatively thick armor around her forearms and lower legs, each one possessing blue cuffs, thick kneecaps, and some kind of jetpack on her back along with some wings and a beak. Eric then picked up the griffon gizoid and cradled it.

“Hello there Upsilon.” Eric said as she smiled at him.

“Upsilon… I like the name.” Gilda said as she looked at her. Eric was familiar with taking care of babies and kids. He did go to parenting class when he was back in highschool. But a griffon gizoid? Where does he begin with this? But Upsilon yawed and nuzzled into Eric’s chest. He was wakened up in the middle of the night, so it would make sense he was tired. So both parents climbed into bed and turned off the lights and slept as a family.

The mane six were gathered around Gilda and Eric. Fluttershy was melting at Upsilon giggles and laughter as she tickled her, and Twilight examined her with interest, y’know for science.

“So Emerl… can I see her now?” Twilight said, extending both hands as he narrowed his eyes at her. Now being Linked with everyone gives you perks like understanding people and what they do, so you can guess what Eric thought she was going to do…

“Your not testing on Upsilon.”

“But I-” “I said no. and if you ever harm her or god forbid… kill her, you will cease to exist.” He said as his voice darkened. She sighed in defeat as he cuddled her. All of a sudden a thing would happen, two things would happen that he would be shocked from.

“Hewo daddy.” Upsilon said as he then grew wide eyed with shock as Gida gasped. All of the mane six were either stunned, or they point blank passed out.

“Y-you can talk Upsilon?” Eric stuttered out as she giggled.

“Yes I can siwwy!” Upsilon said as she nuzzled into his chest.

“H-how can this be?” Eric then rubbed his chin.

“Gizoid’s tendencies are to copy all things we see and will carry over into our personality and intelligence, which grows based on the number of Chaos Emeralds we have absorbed. But she has not absorbed any Chaos Emerald. My theory is that some of my chaos energy was combined into… y’know… my ‘pudding’. This leads to interesting results, as her speech is initially childlike and her personality is as well” Eric explained as Upsilon whined and held her hands out to Gilda.

“Mommy! Mommy!” Upsilon reached out to Gilda as the mane six hearts melted. Gilda held her as Upsilon nuzzled into her chest.

He was waving at nearby ponies and then overheard Twilight and Pinkie Pie having a conversation beside Rarity's Boutique.

"THE GRAND GALLOPING GALA IS TONIGHT!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed, jumping up and down on a trampoline.

"Pinkie, please stop shouting! I'm trying to focus." Twilight said.

“What’s the fuss?” Eric said as Upsilon slept in his hands.

“Oh hi Emerl.” Twilight greeted as he gave a two finger salute.

“Hi Emy!” Pinkie said as Upsilon squirmed.

“Tone it down Pinkie…” Eric said as she then woke up and rubbed her eyes and waved at Pinkie.

Rarity suddenly opened the door of her boutique.

"Pinkie Pie, please stop jumping! I must make the dresses for the Gala, and I refuse to make a dress for you while you're all sweaty!" Rarity said.

Pinkie Pie stopped jumping and stood on the ground. Twilight was working on a spell for the Grand Galloping Gala as Eric and Upsilon just ate some cupcakes he had on him.

"The others are very late!" Rarity said.

"Hold your horses, now. We're here." Applejack said, walking alongside Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash.

"Perfect, I'm ready!" Twilight said.

"For what?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Alright, Barb." Twilight said.

Barb brought an apple, and set it on the ground.

"An apple! Are we having pie?" Pinkie Pie asked.

Barb silenced Pinkie Pie with a hush. Twilight used her magic to turn the apple into a big carriage! Big enough to hold the eight.

Everyone complimented Twilight's work.

"Nice job!" Everyone said.

“I’m having a distinct sense of deja vu.” Eric said to himself.

"Thanks! But that's just the start. Fluttershy, did you bring your friends?" Twilight asked.

"Oh yes, but will they be safe?" Fluttershy asked, lowering her head to set her pet mice on the ground.

They were burrowed in her mane.

"You have my word." Twilight said.

"We'll keep Twilight in check for ya, Fluttershy." Applejack said.

Twilight used her magic to turn the mice into full grown horses!

"So that's the difference between an anthro pony and a horse... This place makes no sense." Eric said as he shook his head but he couldn’t complain, he can summon weapons out of nowhere and use them with an hundred percent accuracy rate.

The rest of the Mane 6 were confused as Opal, Rarity's cat, seized the moment, and scratched one of the horse mice.

The horse mice all ran away.

"Oh no! Those horses were supposed to carry the carriage! How will we get to the Gala?" Twilight asked.

"Oh, whatever shall we do?" Rarity asked.

"I'll pull the carriage.” Eric said as all of them looked at him in shock.

“How would you-” “I copied super strength from various people y’know.” Eric interrupted. Then mud hit him and his daughter by a mare. With chaos control, he cleared off the mud.

“... da hell man?” Eric said.

“...da hell man?” Upsilon repeated as Eric flicked her beak.

“Language young lady. Also, care to explain madam?” Eric said, composing his utmost anger greatly.

"Sorry, I was doing the right thing, trying to scare monsters away from my filly." the mare said as Upsilon hopped out of her dad’s grasp and stood up, despite her being only mere height of a twelve month old and just born yesterday.

“Don't call me or my papa a monster!”

“Oh right, you two are freaks.” Uh oh looks like that mare made a fucky wucky.

“Stay away from us monsters!” Double fucky wucky.

“LIKE A SOM BOAD E FUCK YOU BIC!” Eric shouted as the mare walked away… well not until she was stopped by Gilda who looked very intended to end a life.

“IF YOU CALL HIM OR MY DAUGHTER MONSTERS, I WILL END YOU!” The mare and her filly took off while screaming. Upsilon and Eric just stood there nodding approvingly.

“Thank you Gilda…” Eric said as he sighed his daughter whispered to him.

“Why is mommy so scary?”

“It’s probably us she is looking after ‘Lon.” His dad said as she nodded. A mare then grabbed his ass in which Gilda lunged at said mare.

‘Yup see that, slightly more aggressive than she usually is.’ He thought to himself.