The Ultimate Weapon

Eric was now in his apartment getting ready for work when suddenly, his entire surroundings dissipated into a dark blue room with a couch, a coffee table, and Luna right beside him… wait LUNA?!

“Hello Emerl.”

“Umm… hi? Where are we?” He said getting straight to the point. Luna gives out a chuckle as she looks at him. He did not like the look, it looked like she was about to rape him. so in response, he scoots away a bit.

“We are in your dreams. You've been out for three days. But I wanted to thank you personally for saving your friends from that… thing. ”

“Well...” he scratched the back of his head until he remembered something.

“Does Gilda have the emeralds?” she shakes her head.

“No me and my sister currently have them in our possession.”

“Well give them back when I wake up. Me and possibly Gilda can only use them. Also, if anyone gets their hands on them, shit will go down.”

“What does manure have to do with this?” Eric facepalms and shakes his head.

“Lemme give you a scoop of what damage they can do. Appearing to be mere emeralds, with five Emeralds it could destroy a large city, with six Emeralds it could blow up half of the moon and with all seven it could destroy planets and pierce stars.” She gasped but let him continue. “The Chaos Emeralds also appear to possess some form of sentience. Supposedly, this sentience also explains the Emeralds' tendency to show up where they are most needed”

“They… think?” Luna asked as she now was in deep thought. When they were close to Emerl and Gilda, they glowed a few times.

“So you and Gilda can use them at the moment?” She asked.

“Pretty much really.” He admitted.

“So… what do you mean by using them?”

“When harnessed by living beings, they allow different Chaos Powers, such as Chaos Control, and can occasionally enhance the wielder's abilities. Harnessing all seven Chaos Emeralds will bestow a person with a Super State, a form that grants flight, invulnerability, different Chaos Powers, and increased innate talents. Additionally, a Super State user can transfer their power to others to bestow them with a Super State of their own.” She nodded before she sat up.

“There's one more thing I want you to do.”

“Yes?”

She winked at him “Wake up.”

A machine beeping was a signal that Eric was alive. He blinked a couple of times to see a nurse writing on a clipboard he sat up and cleared his throat.

“Ahem.”

“EEP!” She shot back and ran out the room. He was left confused and dazed. When he saw the door open, he saw the mane six and Gilda. He just waved as all of them thanked him for saving their lives from Metal. Then Celestia came and gave him the emeralds. He then thanked her as he then hopped out of the bed and stretched.

“Well I’ve never been better.” He said as he yawned.

“How did you know about that… thing?” Twilight said referring to Metal Sonic.

“Well let’s just say… I know what he was made for. Now if you excuse me,” he grabbed Gilda by the waist with one hand and the green chaos emerald in the other.

“What are you doing?” She asked curiously.

“This. CHAOS CONTROL!” And with a flash of light, they were gone.

Now being the only male in an all female society is not that bad, but when you’re working in a shop of any kind and know a males weakness, it is pretty hard. Many didn’t accept Eric and called him a freak, only to be met with him giving them the bird, or Gilda snarling at them. Some of them wanted him to be a female.

Like when Trixie came.

“What even are you? No matter! The Great And Powerful Trixie will turn you into a mare!” She said as she shot a magic blast at Eric in which he shielded himself from the blast.

“CAN YOU NOT LADY?! FOR FUCK SAKE!” Eric yelled as he threw a chaos spear at her.

"How dare you attempt to strike the Great and Powerful Trixie!? The Great and Powerful Trixie has managed to defeat an Ursa Major with her powerful magic!" Trixie yelled as many ponies gasped. Eric just rolled his eyes.

“Big whoop! I harbor enough power to cause friction with hydrogen in the air and have gems of untold power!” He said.

“That’s a load of hooey!” A mare said.

“It all starts with this,” He pulls out the Chaos Emerald “A jewel containing the ultimate power!” he raised it into the air as it glowed and then started to flash and he disappeared and reappeared behind Trixie making the crowd gasp.

“I am… the ultimate being…” He whispered. As he then looks at the crowd. Time to make a heavy impression.

“There's no time for games, farewell!” He then tosses the Chaos Emerald and caught it. “CHAOS CONTROL!” With another flash of light, he disappeared as Trixie was left dumbfounded.

Not a day goes by when stuff goes down. As Eric would try to relax, something would happen in which he goes out of his comfort zone and helps out with shitty situations. Like a dragon… damn he can’t get no rest...

"AVALANCHE!" Fluttershy screamed.

The Mane 6 were running everywhere, trying to avoid the falling rocks while Eric punched his way through with his fully awakened state. It wasn’t enough though as he was caught in the avalanche but the rest escaped.

“I-is he—” An explosion was seen as he walked out with a smirk and turned off his fully awakened state.

“Nah I don’t just die by measly rocks.” He shrugs.
Everyone made it to the cave where the dragon slept. Twilight tried to persuade the dragon into leaving, Rarity tried using her charm, and Pinkie Pie did... Whatever she did. Rainbow Dash angered the dragon greatly, and she was sent flying at her friends from a yell. The rest of the Mane 6, except for Fluttershy fell.

“OW DAMMIT! YOU MOTHER FU—”

"HOW DARE YOU!?" Fluttershy yelled at the dragon. After a long talk, the dragon burst into tears. Eric gave a golf clap to Fluttershy.

There was sometimes he shined. Like when the Ursa Major was summoned… oh boy.

It was nighttime. Snips and Snails summoned an Ursa Minor, but it was considered to be an Ursa Major. All of the ponies in Ponyville were running and panicking. Twilight managed to give the Ursa Minor milk, and to get it back in the cave it came from. Everyone was cheering for Twilight, who thought she had bragged. However, she didn't calm the Ursa Minor's mother, the Ursa Major. Before then, Eric made a watch that can sense energy. And he knew stuff was not done just yet.

"Uh... Guys? I think we have a bigger problem than a cub." Eric said.

"Now what are y- Oh my apples." Applejack said.

The Ursa Major, nearly ten times the size of the Ursa Minor, was ready to destroy Ponyville. Eric wasn’t terrified, he was just pissed that he couldn’t sleep yet.

Twilight attempted to calm it, but her magic was far too weak to handle it.

"Oh no! That thing's going to destroy Ponyville!" Rainbow Dash said. Eric then had an idea… a brilliant one. He then closed his eyes and then brought out a Chaos Emerald.

“CHAOS CONTROL!” He held up the Chaos Emerald as it glowed. Then suddenly time stopped in its place. Fear on all the ponies faces, he approached the Ursa Major. With a snap of his fingers, time continued to move again. But this time he was ready.

“CHAOS BLAST!” He then shot out a blast after charging the chaos energy inside his body and firing it outside, which greatly damages and blasted back the Ursa Major till it wasn’t visible anymore. Everyone had a shocked expression on their faces.

“Boom.” He then put on some shades and ran at high speeds.

There were sometimes things that made him shake his head in disappointment. Like when Zecora came and her mere presence scared the shit out of everyone. Eric then made friends with her and just went into town with pure potent disappointment… they were very impressionable.