Chica felt someone pushing and picking her up. HOLD up, is someone trying to molest me? She opened her eyes, only to see Bonnie's idiot face. He nervously smiled. Chica looked down, only to see that the both of them were in a really awkward position, with Chica bent backwards and their pelvises touching. Chica was about to slap him, but she got an idea. Chica had a wonderful, awful idea.

"Bonnie, if you wanted to grind gears, you could've just said so." She moved her eyebrows up and down in quick succession. She smirked at her allude to innuendo. Bonnie's pupils shrunk. "Come here, you hunk of smexy rabbit." She touched his face.

"NOPE! We're done with this." Bonnie dropped Chica, put his hands up in defeat, and walked to his side of the stage. It might've been in surrender. Chica wasn't sure. She started laughing maniacally.

"YOU SERIOUSLY THOUGHT- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS, AMIGO!" She was wheezing with laughter, trying to stand up.

"Shut up, you little shit." Bonnie lowered his voice, low enough that Chica couldn't hear it. "'Sides, not like we have genitals..." They were both cut off by a loud yawn from Freddy.

"Welp, time to open the pizzeria. Are the crackheads in the office?" Freddy got off stage and limped over to the doors to open them.

"All the crackheads except for Bonnie." Chica glared at Bonnie once more. "Pizza's all been stocked, and everything is working like a well-oiled machine." Freddy turned around to go back to the stage.

"So... Not like me then?" Chica's eyes widened.

"Oh, geez I didn't mean it like that! I-I just meant-" Freddy put up a hand to silence her.

"It's okay. If I can't laugh at myself, what am I doing here then?" He smirked. Chica knew she'd be blushing if she could blush. "Anyway, the kids should be here soon. Help me on stage, please..." Bonnie placed his guitar on the ground, and pulled Freddy onstage. Freddy winced a little.

"Y'know bud, we should really take a look at those legs of yours. It's not nice to see you in pain all the time." Bonnie picked his guitar off of the ground, and looked back at Freddy.

"It's alright, Bon. Besides, we have more important things to do. Like entertain the kiddins in three... Two... One..." Just at that moment, a flood of kids burst into the pizzeria, all cheering when they saw the animatronics.

"Bonnie! Bonnie! Bonnie! Can you do a guitar solo?!" One kid asked.

"Chica! Can I hold your cupcake?!" Another asked.

"Can you sing a song, Freddy?!" The three smiled at all the kids' enthusiasm.

"Sure thing, kid! On three guys! One, two, three!" Freddy gripped his microphone as Bonnie started riffing on his guitar. They started to sing the pizzeria's theme song.

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, for kids it's number one! Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, where fantasy meets fun! They sang the rest of the song, and the kids cheered. Freddy bowed, Chica waved, and Bonnie blew kisses at everyone.

"Thank you!! Thank you everyone!! Enjoy your pizza!!" The curtain started to close, just as something burst out of the kitchen. Golden Freddy. Freddy wanted to scream at Goldie, but tried to improvise. He had an absolute dead inside look on his face, but none of the kids noticed, as they were all focused on the golden recolor of their favorite bear. "Oh, kids this is my... Brother, Goldie! He's just visiting right now, and he wanted to say hi to you all!" Goldie glared at Freddy, but Freddy glared back harder, so Goldie had no choice but to go along with the charade.

"Oh, yeah... H-Hi everyone!" Her voice was distorted, as the suit no longer had a voicebox.

"Why does your voice sound so weird, Mr. Goldy?" One random child asked. Goldie hated children. So fucking much.

"Oh, uh, I just have a small cold." She coughed a little for effect.

Bonnie whispered to Freddy. "Brother? I thought Cassidy was your sis-" He was cut off when Freddy elbowed him in the side. "Fine, I'll shut up now."

"Now, Chica, why don't you help Goldie make some pizza for the kids?" Chica turned to Freddy as he leaned in farther and whispered. "And don't forget to slap her for me, okay?" Chica nodded, and stepped down from the stage.

"Alright kids, who's up for some nice, warm, cheesy pizza?" Chica stood next to Goldie, and slapped her on the back really hard. All the kids started jumping up and down, shouting "Me! Me!". Chica swiveled on the heel of her foot, and pushed Goldie into the kitchen. "Okay kids! Pizza should be ready soon! Meanwhile, Freddy and Bonnie will tell some jokes!" Chica looked at Freddy with an inner voice that said "If you take one more step right there I'm gonna fucking snap your neck" and walked into the kitchen, where Goldie was on the floor, slumped over.

Bonnie absolutely loved puns, and was glad that Chica said to tell some jokes. "Hey kids! What did one clock say to another when they found a treasure?" The kids all had confused looks on their faces and said a various assortment of "What? I dunno. What did it say?" Bonnie smirked and Foxy poked his head out of the cove and slowly shook his head. Foxy hated puns. "The clock said; 'It's all hours!'" The kids all started cracking up, as kids usually do when told a bad joke, and Bonnie smiled.

Now it was Freddy's turn. "Knock Knock!" The kids responded simultaneously with "Who's there?" That's fuggin' adorable. "Cow says." Freddy smirked. "Cow says who?" The kids fell right into Freddy's trap. "No, cow says moooooo, sillies!" All the kids had shocked looks on their faces for a while, then started laughing harder. Their parentals all looked so done with the bad jokes, but the comedic two-o weren't gonna stop anytime soon.

"Hey Freddy?" Bonnie turned to Freddy.

"Yes, Bonnie?"

"Knock Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Annie."

"Annie who?"

Bonnie stifled a snicker. "Annie thing you can do, I can do better" The kids were dying of laughter at this point.

Freddy launched this into a full-on musical comedy act. "No you can't."

"Yes I can!"

"No you can't."

"Yes I can!"

"I can sing lower than you, you know that I can!" Freddy sang this in a lower pitch, the two alternating lower pitches of "No you can't, yes I can" until Bonnie couldn't hit a note lower than Freddy's.

Bonnie kept the act going, as it seemed the kids were really enjoying it. "Well I can sing higher than you, you know that I can!" The same alternating thing happened, only now with Freddy trying to sing higher notes than Bonnie. After a while, Bonnie hit a ridiculous high note, and when Freddy tried to beat it, he just ended up coughing. Freddy stopped singing.

"Well, maybe you can after all." The kids all died at this, and Chica came out of the kitchen with pizza balanced on her arms.

"Leeeet's Eat!" The kids all rushed over to Chica, scrambling for a slice of pizza. Freddy smiled.

Author's Note

I found something cool! https:/soundcloud.com/groundbreakingofficial/groundbreaking-a-bitter-end Go and see it! I love you all!