After the day was over, Rarity finally woke up. She was completely tired out by what had happened to her yesterday. So tragic... He... Bit off my face... She prodded at the hole in her face. At least I was lucky enough to have this adorable mask on me. Twilight was walking out of the office, and nodded for Rarity to come along.

They walked along the right side of the pizzeria. "Rarity, I've come up with a spell that will make you more easier to understand, and for it to be more comfortable trying to talk."

"Uuaht oo uoo eee? Oh." That had been the first time she had actually listened to her own voice since the bite. Rarity sat down at one of the tables, and Twilight's horn glowed. Rarity felt a tingling sensation in her throat.

"There. Now, could you sing a scale?" Rarity nodded.

"Doe, a deer, a female deer. Ray, a drop of golden sun- She was interrupted by a short slap from the author, Indigo Blue.

"Don't sing that! You're gonna get me copyrighted..."

"O-Oh. Terribly sorry, Indigo." There was an invisible nod from the author, and the story resumed as usual. "Thank you, Twilight." Just after that moment, Bonnie came running in from the front of the pizzeria.

"MIKE'S COMIN', EVEryoNe gET pROPER NOW!" His voice cracked really hard, which made Freddy snort with laughter. Bonnie leaped onstage and swiftly grabbed his guitar. Chica ran in from the kitchen and snatched the cupcake that Pinkie Pie was holding.

"Don't touch Carl, ya bish!" Chica then bounded onto her place onstage as the Mane 6 all ran underneath the stage.

A man walked in. Twilight remembered that this was a "hooman", a highly evolved bipedal ape. This one was in a suit that said "Mike" and "Nightguard" on the breast pocket. The hooman started speaking.

"Alright, time to deal with these shitheads for one last time..." Chica turned her head at Mike and glared at him. But as soon as he turned towards her, she was back in place. Mike walked towards the office, and as soon as he sat down, Bonnie had somehow moved from the stage to the west hall corner, and was patiently waiting for Mike to put the cameras down so he could move to the doors.

Bonnie peered inside the office, only to see an orange and white wolf dragging itself out of one of the tv's on the desk. Mike still hadn't put the monitor down, but a symbol appeared on the monitor screen. The same orange and white wolf in the tv with a message that broadcasted "please stand by" was now on his screen.

Mike put his monitor down, and saw a wolf crawling out of a tv like in "The Ring". He screamed, screamed louder than ever than when the animatronics decided to try and stuff him in a suit. The wolf screeched as it leaped out of the tv at Mike. He dodged, and the wolf hit the wall. Mike threw his hat as he ran out of the pizzeria. "THAT'S IT, I'M QUITTING!!" The wolf stood in the office.

"That wasn't Michael... that was NOT MICHAEL... WH-THIS ISN'T THE SECURI-" The wolf turned and looked at Bonnie. He was dumbstruck by it. He, She, or They were beautiful. The wolf started snapping its fingers. "Hellllooooo? Can you tell me how to get back to Circus Baby's Rental?" Bonnie tried to squeak out a few words, but found himself speechless. He eventually whispered for the wolf to follow him. "Okity dokity. What's your name? I'm LOLBit." Bonnie was even more transfixed when he heard it's name.

He felt quite timid under the wolf's black-eyed gaze. Ohmaigahd they're beautiful "Oh, um... M-My name's Bonnie." He was probably blushing, if he could blush. "Here's F-Freddy. He's in charge here."

"Thank you!" LOLBit said to Bonnie as he ran off into the office. "Hello, Freddy. Your name sounds familiar..." The bear turned to her.

"It should sound familiar. I'm Freddy Fazbear. H-How did you get in here?" He was standing by himself on the stage.

"Through the TV. Anyway, I need to get back to Circus Baby's-" Freddy glared at LOLBit.

"YOU came from the place of my BIGGEST RIVAL WHO STOLE MY SPOTLIGHT AND PRACTICALLY KILLED MY FRANCHISE?!?" As he said this, he bent forward from the stage, and his was practically at a 90 degree angle, staring down LOLBit.

"Uh... y-yes?" She smiled nervously. Freddy narrowed his eyes stared at her for a few more seconds.

"Ok, you're off the hook. You seem nice enough, and Bonnie looks like he's crushing really hard on you." LOLBit's purple cheeks blushed. Freddy tried to stand back upright, but when he did, a loud crack rang through the air. Freddy was on the stage, silently screaming and holding his lower back.

"A-Are you ok?" Freddy shook his head. "Should I get someone?" Freddy managed to squeak out the word "Chica". LOLBit was connected to the internet, so she knew exactly who Chica was. LOLBit walked into the kitchen. She tapped Chica on the shoulder. Chica turned around, and jumped a little bit. "Oh, I'm sorry, did I startle you?"

"Yes, jeebus crisis." Chica took a deep breath. "Who even are you?"

"LOLBit. Anyway, big bear boi over there threw his back out or some shit, so uh-" Chica pushed past LOLBit and stepped onstage. LOLBit then saw a flick of pink underneath the stage. She squinted, and glitched underneath the stage. Her black-and-white eyes lit up the dark environment. Her jaw dropped. Again, since she was connected to the internet, she knew exactly who these people were. She pushed all of them out from underneath the stage, many of them protesting.

"HEY! What gives-" Rainbow Dash was about to ask LOLBit before she actually looked up at the white-and-orange wolf. "H-Hey... Who are y-" She was pushed aside by Rarity, who had a sparkly look in her eyes.

"Why hello, darling! I just absolutely LOVE what you've done with your makeup! The purple really stands out on the white, and it absolutely compliments the orange! Oh, and that speaker of yours," Rarity pointed at LOLBit's Funtime Speaker™. "I don't know why, but it just fits in so perfectly!" LOLBit had lines of code mixed with her purple cheeks as she blushed. She wasn't used to getting compliments, as she only talked to Yenndo in the storage room back at the rental.

"Th-Thank you, Rarity. Oh! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is 010011000100111101001100 010000100110100101110100." Everyone in the pizzeria looked confused, especially Bonnie, who was now sitting at a table. LOLBit rubbed the back of her neck. "My friends back home, th-they call me LOLBit. C-Cuz it's a combination of LOL and 8-bit." LOLBit smiled nervously.

Freddy nudged Bonnie's shoulder, and he looked up. Freddy nodded his head towards LOLBit, who was facing away from them. Bonnie quickly shook his head, as he didn't want to get his soul crushed if she rejected him. Freddy slowly nodded his head as if to say "Yes, you will do it because it's fun to watch you suffer." Bonnie sighed, got up from the table, and hesitated before tapping LOLBit's shoulder.

LOLBit turned around to see Bonnie's panicked face. "H-Hello?" She asked him.

"I LIKE YOUR FACE THING" Bonnie facepalmed and looked back up to see a laughing LOLBit. "I-I'm sorry, that was rude, I-I meant I like your face hole? NO WAIT WAIT WAIT- I ... Like your eye face? JESUS CHRIST I SUCK AT FLIRTING!! Y'KNOW WHAT IMMA JUST LEAVE BEFORE I START CRYING." Chica was rolling around on the floor with weird quack-sounding laughs. Freddy was at least trying to hide the fact that he was going to explode with laughter, and Foxy was making pirate sounds that Bonnie could only assume was his laugh. There was also a high-pitched giggle laugh from the back, which was Goldie. LOLBit's laugh, though... It sounded like a dying hyena with its head cut off being put through a wood chipper.

She continued laughing, holding her orange middle and her face plates flapping in and out as she tried to speak. "I'm sorry, I'm sorr-" She was interrupted by another fit of manic hyena laughter. "I can't help but laugh at your adorable stupidity!" LOLBit put her hands on Bonnie's face, and nuzzled it, still chuckling.

Bonnie looked over at Freddy in a panic, as he didn't know what to do when she hugged him. Freddy was still doubled over, trying to catch his breath from the bout of laughter. He just gave Bonnie a thumbs-up. Bonnie was staring right at the ponies, all of which had faces that said "Awwww! So kewt!" Especially Fluttershy and Ponkle Pink... Pomkie pie? Something like that. Rarity was wearing a mask, Bonnie just now realized. Hm, that works I guess. He didn't realize that he was actually hugging LOLBit back, and neither of them had let go for a while. LOLBit whispered lines of binary into his long, indigo ears.

"01001001 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 01001001 01101101 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01111001 01101111 01110101... 01001001 01100100 01110101 01101110 01101110 01101111."

Author's Note

AAAAAH THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING SONG
Bonnie Need This Feeling
GO LISTEN AAAAH
(it's not a rickroll this time i swear)
ALSO
Link to a binary translator so y'all can figure out what LOLBit's actually saying. Binary Numbers to Text. Have fun!