My Life on a Cassette Tape

I opened my eyes, blinking a few times as I stared up at an unfamiliar ceiling. What had happened? I traced my way through what I could recall, and then I lighted upon the answer as I came. Letting the orgasm trail away from me, I leaned up to see a purple pony between my legs, her face covered in my spunk. Purple... PURPLE?! I flinched into sudden alertness as I looked at her, horrified at what had happened.

"Are you alright? Ms Punch told me that... well she said, and I quote, 'sucking his dick will bring him up in no time'. I have to say that that seems to be true." The Princess of FREAKING Friendship said, using a hand to wipe away the cum on her face before licking it off. I fell back into the bed, groaning. Apparently I was wrong in my earlier estimation of my own ability to deal with Berry. She still knew how to push my buttons in a way that I couldn't handle. "Are you alright?" She reiterated. "I can suck your phallus again should that be of assistance." She offered.

I shot up in bed, frantically waving her off. "No no no no no, that's... that's not necessary, Princess." I called her off, not wanting myself to be any more dead than I was going to be for this. She puffed out her cheeks in consternation.

"Please, there's no need to be so formal. I hate it when ponies call me 'Princess' and think I'm so much better than everypony. I'm just a pony for Celestia's sake!" She huffed, crossing her arms over her chest. I blinked, still quite confused, a theme I knew would continue into the future as the most prevalent emotion besides overwhelming lust. It clicked a second later.

My recording had made sexual acts normal, and the discussion of such equally as normal. I also would have immunity for this evening. I was golden, not having to worry about any antics any of these ponies got up to.

"Where are we, where is everypony?" I asked, prying my eyes away from the nude alicorn to look at the room around us.

"Well after you fainted, we moved you up here. This is Pinkie's room, but she was more than glad to have you stay up here. Something about 'don't want the perspective character going down before the better part of the porn.' You'd think that after being her friend for as long as I have that I'd have a better read on her, but that pony is impossible." Twilight chuckled. "But again, are you feeling better? You were only out for maybe ten minutes, and the party is just about to get underway."

"Oh, right. Yes, I'm doing alright. I guess I was just surprised by seeing all of you here and... naked." I said.

"I do suppose some ponies are still affected by our presence that way. Sometimes it's hard to remember that we are the Elements of Harmony as well as the Council of Friendship. Not that many ponies seem to recall even that." Twilight mused, completely skipping past the naked comment. "Well, if you are feeling alright, I can help you downstairs. You might be feeling well, but you shouldn't try the stairs on your own, it isn't safe."

"Alright." I muttered, standing up, once again realizing that I was completely naked. Fully on my feet, I judged my balance, and sighed, certain that I wasn't due for another tumble. Moving out of the room and down the stairs, we reentered the party. More ponies had filtered in, and by the looks of it, it was nearly the entire adult population of Ponyville, all naked and willingly so. It was strange seeing so many ponies like that, and I might've gone for another dive, but I had had the time to steady myself prior and so was sufficiently fortified against the depravity that lay before me.

"He's back!" Pinkie shouted, bouncing up to me in more ways than one, her boobs and buttocks joining in the up and downs of her journey across the room. With her normal amount of speed, she hefted me off the last stair into a massive hug, spinning me around with gleeful abandon before setting me down. "So what do you want to do first? I prepared as many lewd spins on the classics as I could think of, just like you asked! Or maybe you just want a handy, or a booby, or a sucky, or a hotdoggy?" I stared at her in befuddlement.

"Like I asked? What are you talking about, Pinkie?" I was still at a loss, and this pony wasn't helping matters with her antics. Suddenly she stopped bouncing and looked at me perplexedly before lighting up.

"Oh, you didn't catch what I said earlier!" She said, producing the electronic's case that held the recorder and mic from thin air. I was horrified as I saw her brandish the magical artifact, even in its case. She knew, and now I was dead. "You see, I kinda know a lot more than I should and can see things that I shouldn't. I've been following along with your escapades - more or less. Really I've just been skimming to the good stuff. Let me tell you, I knew Berry was kinky, almost as much as me and Flutters, but I had no idea that she was that kind of kinky.

"So yeah, I gotta say, I appreciate all you've done here with the party and all!" She went on, not giving so much as a moment to reply. "Do you know how hard it is to try and pull off something like this normally? You've gotta get everypony checked out for bad stuff, do background checks, schedule at least five fall back days, make sure to stock up on all the essentials, make it so no pony who isn't supposed to be at the place is at the place, have a group chat so that you can know the ponies, check all their fetishes and kinks to make sure everypony is catered to in some way, make catering arrangements, and after all that you likely still have to reschedule two or three times, after which you are more likely to have the whole thing canceled because more of the ponies are no longer interested than are interested!

I once again tried to get a word in edgewise, only to be cut off as she continued, still on the same breath. "But you! You just bing-bang-boomed this all together, set up rules, made sure that everypony would be safe and have fun, and that no pony did the dumb thing and went in, though I might've changed that to 'penetration without a rubber' but I guess taking it off the table is safer than going in with protection. Less fun, but safety is more important than fun in cases like these! So yeah!" I heard a click behind me and various cheers. Looking back I saw Rainbow holding a stopwatch up in the air.

"Fifty-three point zero four seconds! Hand em' over!" AJ and several ponies groaned, passing small amounts of bits to the mare who chucked them behind the counter of the store. I blinked a few times.

"They were betting on how long it would take for Pinkie to catch you up to speed." The mare I recalled being Starlight said, looking over at them with a mildly disapproving look. "Apparently Rainbow bet Pinkie would take less than a minute, AJ thought Pinkie might drag it out and hit above that."

"She... she does this a lot then?" I asked, looking between the two ponies.

"Sure do! Ooh, I gotta go get the cakes out of the oven!" With that she entered hyperspace once more and was gone, the kitchen door swinging mightily as she passed through it in an imperceptible blur. I blinked a few times, and sighed. Just because the host was weird, and somehow knew I had changed the party and how I had changed it - at least to some degree - didn't mean I couldn't enjoy the altered party; especially since she seemed on board with the whole thing.

Looking about, I spotted my mares. Berry was eating out another mare I didn't know while the mare being eaten out was eating out another mare who was, in turn, eating out Berry. An ouroboros of eating out. Periwinkle was sucking on the stallion I knew as Big Mac while he nodded in conversation with another, rather lanky, stallion who too was getting, what appeared to be, the good succ from a rather heavy set mare, all while acting no different than if they were talking while getting a massage. Raven was... Raven was nowhere to be seen. Lookin around I confirmed that I couldn't see her interacting with any of the other guests.

"Have you seen Raven?" I asked, still looking around.

"Who?" Starlight said, cocking her head to the side.

"The mare that came in with me. Gray with black hair, pegasus. Really shy." I said, still searching, feeling a rising tension in my gut.

"Oh, she and Fluttershy went into the other room. I don't really know what they're up to." Starlight replied, pointing to the room in question. I nodded and quickly moved to it, not sure what I was about to walk in to as I set the recorder in its case on the counter. Did she want to do something sexual? The two mares might hit it off, but it was... well, doing it in private was definitely how they'd prefer it. Opening the door, I braced myself for whatever lay beyond it.

"Who's a good girl? You are! Oh you love your belly rubs! Yes you do!" Fluttershy cooed, rubbing the belly of Raven as she wobbled on the floor, arms and legs curled up as she panted, her tongue lulling out of her mouth. I wasn't ready.

The sound of the door must've made them aware of my presence, as the two mares froze, their faces darkening in their blushes. I had a choice here, but I already knew the answer that I would take. Stepping further into the room, I closed the door behind me. Rolling my shoulders, I psyched myself up for a second.

And then I fell to all fours, and began to pant. Both mares were confused and showed it. Honestly I couldn't blame them. I honestly hadn't really had the pet play fetish from the perspective of the pet, but I was certainly going to give it a try, if for no other reason than to make these mares happy; especially Raven.

Crawling up on all fours, I panted happily, my tongue lulling out of my mouth. Reaching the two, I sniffed at Raven, and even poked her cheek with my nose. She blinked at me as I cocked my head to the side with a little whine. Deciding that that was a dead end, I turned my attention to the only pony acting like one in the room, and looked to Fluttershy. I moved forward and then propped my curled up hands on her lap, panting happily for a second. When she didn't respond initially, I cocked my head to the side, blinking at her as I closed my mouth.

"G-good boy?" She said hesitantly, placing an uncertain hand on my head. I happily moved my head so her stationary hand petted me, and I have to say, it felt better than I had anticipated. It was sexual, and yet, it felt more than that. It felt comforting, especially as I could stop petting myself with her hand and she started petting me with the same hand. "Good boy." She said again, a tad more confidence in her voice before she smiled and brought her other hand to pet my face. "Good boy! Oh yes you are!" She cooed, returning to her previous energy. This change seem to get Raven back in sorts as she propped herself up beside me, nudging me slightly to the side.

"Oh, is someone jealous? No need for that, I love both of you! Here you go!" Fluttershy began to scritch at Raven's chin, to which Raven began to fidget her leg slightly. "You two are such good doggies!" She continued before finally stopping her petting, sighing contentedly. "Now, do you two know any tricks?" She asked.

I cocked my head to the side, not sure how to answer, while Raven barked happily before nuzzling into Fluttershy's side. The busty mare laughed at the affection, stroking her head some more before gently pushing her back to the floor.

"Alright, alright. Can you two... speak?" Raven and I barked a few times. "Roll over!" We plopped down on the floor and, surprisingly, rolled the same direction back and forth without bumping into each other. "Beg!" We propped ourselves up, sitting on our knees, our 'paws' held up before us as we panted and barked a few more times. "Good boy, good girl!" Fluttershy cooed, stooping forward to pet both our heads. "Now, there's one more trick I want to know if you know, and I know its a difficult one, but I'd like to see you try it. Ok?"

I was ready, and actually a bit excited. This whole exercise in pet play had certainly been fun, and I didn't want it to end just yet. She looked at both of us, a smile on her face that I just couldn't say no to, a smile that I wouldn't say no to. "Alright." We both perked up, listening attentively. "Suck!" We froze, our muscles bunched up to launch us into the order, only to lock up as we both came to the conclusion that we had no idea what to do. Or, at least, I thought we both had no idea what to do.

A second later, Raven was nudging my shoulder with her head. I looked at her as she moved under my armpit and pushed slightly upward. I took the hint and flopped onto my back, still not sure what we were doing, but my penis certainly seemed to have a few ideas. Raven, as it turned out, had an idea of what to do too, as she leaned forward from her dog-like pose and began to give me a blow job.

I lay back letting it happen, unsure what I was to do in my current state as she gave me her first blowjob. It was a wonderful experience, and though she lacked Spry and Berry's experience - and Berry's technique - I was more than pleased with what I received, especially as I noticed Fluttershy on the bed fingering herself openly. I could only assume that she wouldn't have done this as openly before us without the recording.

"Good, good, you two do know the t-trick! But now I need to play my part! It's only fair..." She said, standing as she continued to masturbate. Moving around behind Raven, she leaned down and, by the reaction I felt around my dick, began to lap at Raven's cunt. We were just three ponies in a room, giving each other pleasure, though my part was less physical pleasure to others and more overall emotional pleasure. But hey, I was contributing.

Eventually I felt myself getting close, and I began to let out a whine, not wanting to break the illusion, but also not wanting the mare on my dick to get taken by surprise. Whether she was just inexperienced, didn't understand my signal, or was just too distracted by Fluttershy behind her, Raven was caught unawares as I began to ejaculate straight into her mouth. Instead of pulling away like I had anticipated, she went further down, adjusting her angle, and took as much in as possible. Suddenly, as she took my load in, she quivered from head to toe, her eyes rolling up into her head, as a moment of pure orgasmic pleasure rocked her world. I could only smile as my orgasm finally wore off. After a few moments of sitting in the afterglow, we were three happy ponies.

"I didn't know you were into pet play." Raven said finally, raising herself on her arms that rested on my thighs, her hands dangerously close to a part of me that was augmented to be ready to go. It struck me then that I hadn't established a time frame for the quick and infinite reload to wear off in, not that I had to.

"Well, I only just figured it out myself." I replied with a smile. "I mean, I was into it, but I didn't know I would enjoy being the pet part of the pet play."

"You mean-" Raven began, trailing off.

"That was so sweet of you." Fluttershy said, peaking out from behind Raven. She then blushed and slinked behind Raven again, her shyness overcoming everything else as it reacted to the intimate nature of the scenario. It seemed to be that though I had said it would no longer be awkward for the event, there was a tad bit of awareness still present, as if the mind couldn't completely cordon off the emotions usually associated with the scenario. Soon, said emotions were a tad much for us, and we all started laughing at the ridiculous nature of it all

Moving out to the main area with Raven and Fluttershy, I noticed the room was now filled with ponies, the last of the guest likely having arrived. I then saw Berry, who was fingering a thoroughly stacked gray pegasus mare as they talked, the pegasus doing her best to act as if this was normal. I then knew what I had to do.

Moving over, I grabbed Berry by the shoulder and turned to the other mare. "Excuse us for a moment, I need to have a quick word with Berry." I said with a smile, not waiting as I pushed Berry into the room I had just come out of. As I passed the counter, I swiped the lock box with the recorder in it and began to adjust the dials to the correct configuration as I closed the door behind us.

"So what devious, sexy plan do you got for me back here?" She asked, looking about the room as I opened the case and set the recorder on a small writing desk beside me. "Not as many chains as I expected, if I'm honest." I grabbed her by the shoulder, and with speed and strength I didn't know I had in me, twisted and planted Berry against the door, pressing my weight against her. "Ooh, kinky!" She chuckled. "So... blow, tit, suck, or fuck?" I placed a hand on her mouth, grabbing the pen mic with my other.

"Berry," I began, a cruel smile on my face, "you've been bothersome. Now, I'm not telling you to stop, Celestia knows that even this artifact can only get you to do so much and not even it could likely restrain all of your antics," She shrugged, nodding slightly with my hand still on her mouth, acknowledging my point, "but," I continued, catching her off guard, "I am going to give you a tad bit of payback for all of it. A friendly little nod from yours truly."

I pressed the record button with the hand that held the mic, and brought it up to my mouth as my smiled grew all the more playfully devilish. "Berry Punch, for the duration of the party, found herself unable to touch anypony in a sexual way." Her eyes widened, the hand that had begun to grasp my dick suddenly jerking back and hitting the door she leaned on. "No matter how hard she tried, she couldn't touch, lick, suck, kiss, or do anything sexual. However," Her eyes, which had started to whelm up in tears, brightened slightly, "whenever she asked anypony - besides Crescendo, Spring Periwinkle, and Raven - politely to do something - anything - sexual that didn't violate the rules of the evening, she would find the ponies doing it willingly. Just never to her, or her to them." I smiled as her eyes were mingled despair and overwhelming joy and thanks. I turned off the recorder, unplugging the mic, and then released Berry from the door.

"I can't decide whether I want to punch or blow you for that." She said. "But I guess one of those options is off the table, so..." The next second I was on the floor, holding my jaw, a new and very sharp pain in my system. "Thanks, Master, I'll be sure to enjoy the evening as best I'm able." She then left me in the room to put away the recorder and nurse my jaw. I had gotten back at her in some small way while also not invalidating the reason for the night's particular festivities. This wasn't about me, it was about my mares. But even so, some of my mares needed a tad bit of a ribbing with their celebration.