My Life on a Cassette Tape

Reentering the party area, I clicked the case of the recorder closed. My jaw felt better already, thanks to a short recording, and now I was raring to go. Grabbing a plate from the snack table, I filled it up with all the junk food I could manage, pleased by the wide assortment of things that I liked. As I grabbed a cup of punch, I saw the Elements of Flippin' Harmony sitting in a circle with Raven and Periwinkle as well as Starlight and Big Mac. Pinkie Pie saw me at nearly the same moment, evidently, as she waved frantically at me. Shrugging, I sauntered over, sitting down.

"Have you seen Berry?" I asked Spry, setting my drink and snacks to the side. Spry nodded over her shoulder. Following her motion, I saw Berry sitting by two ponies, a mare and a stallion. I recognized the two ponies as the lanky stallion who had been getting his cock sucked by the heavy mare that he was now... milking the teats of. I realized that that was what Berry had in her glass. I wasn't sure what to expect when I gave Berry free licence to mess with the ponies in the party, but it wasn't that.

"So, Cress, was it?" I turned to Starlight who was shuffling some cards in her magic.

"Uh yeah, I'm Crescendo, Rousing Crescendo." I extended a hand for a handshake, which she took with a polite nod. "So what are we playing?"

"Pinkie says it's something called... 'Short Straw'?" Starlight looked to Pinkie who shrugged.

"I actually don't remember what it was called, but I've always wanted to play it! So~... we've got onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineteneleven ELEVEN ponies! Starlight! Take out the cards from Ace to Ten and a Celestia!" Starlight nodded and pulled out the cards from the stack, setting the rest of it to the side with suspicious ease. "Now shuffle those cards up REAL nice!" Starlight once again shuffled the cards, setting the pile on the ground in the center of our circle. "Now everypony, draw a card and look at it, but don't show anypony!" Pinkie of course was the first to grab one, from there we all just shrugged and pulled one, looking at my card. It was the Celestia, lucky me.

"Now," Pinkie seemed to slow down substantially, her words coming out at a far more reasonable pace, though she was still talking quite quickly, "If you have the Celestia card, you are the round's Celestia. As the Celestia, you can tell anypony to do anything. BUT you can only tell the card. Let's say I have the Ceelstia card, I can say 'Number two, kiss Number four!' and they have to do it!" I stifled a chuckle at the gruff voice she put on as her hypothetical self, as if she sounded anything like that! "You can also tell anypony to do it to you! So you can tell number seven to kiss you! After each round we put the cards in the middle, shuffle it, and then pull cards again! Every time we pull, the pony who gets the Celestia shows it to everypony and then gives the command they want! Bunch of fun for everypony!" We all nodded along to her explanation.

"Well, I got the Celestia." I said, flipping my card to show it to all those present, and then gave a moment's pause. "Number seven... eh... give number nine a... kiss." At that Pinkie bounded up, holding up her seven of hearts proudly, puckering her lips comically as she scanned the circle. The circle was silent for a moment before Rarity cleared her throat, lifting her card with a sigh.

"If it wasn't you Pinkie I'd-" She was cut off by Pinkie's sudden, and passionate looking, smooch right on her lips. The two mares stayed like that for a few moments, more due to Pinkie holding Rarity's head as she drew out the kiss, breaking away after a long lasting moment with a pop. "Wow..." Rarity breathed, looking quite frazzled. "I-I mean, very good, darling." She said, blushing, before placing her card in the center. The rest of us, besides Pinkie sat there in silence for a moment longer.

"Oh, HECK YEAH!" Rainbow cried, putting her card back in the center, raring to go. "Come on, everypony, we all need a turn to get in on this!" I could tell she had more devious designs up her sleeve... well, metaphorical sleeve - we were still completely naked.

After a moment more, the rest of us tossed our cards back in, Twilight deciding to shuffle for this round. Everypony quickly drew their cards, and looking down, I saw mine to be a three. Looking about, I saw Pinkie holding the Celestia card, an excited... well, her normal expression shining behind it.

"Ok! I want nine to give me a hug!" Pinkie shouted, opening her arms wide, ready for anypony. This time, Applejack was quick to respond with a laugh as she tossed her nine to the center of the circle while taking to her feet.

"Come on, Sugar Cube, let's do it proper." She said, motioning the pink party pony in for a landing. Not needing another invitation, jumped up and hugged the farm pony. It was almost wholesome, except for their breasts squishing sensually between them. The hug didn't last too long, much shorter than the kiss at any rate, as the two mares took their places, the rest of the cards making a quick trip to the center. Rarity took the opportunity to shuffle, making the cards to various fancy maneuvers in the air, less shuffling and more doing a show. Grabbing mine, I chuckled, seeing the same three as before, wondering if Rarity had actually succeeded in shuffling at all. That was until Periwinkle on my left lifted her card, the Celestia plain to be seen.

"I want two to either blow or eat out seven." She said with no hesitation, surprising me with the speed of the request to say the least. I had always thought that Berry was the worse of these two, but perhaps the mares sitting beside me was just better at hiding than the mare that was overseeing the milking of another mare... okay, a dragon was more subtle than Berry.

The request was obviously one that neither pony involved really wanted to get on, or at least be the first out of the gate. Slowly, I watched as Raven lifted her card, showing the two timidly as her face turned several shades darker - darker than I could recollect seeing before. Looking around, I blushed on Raven's behalf as I saw Twilight lift her card equally as sheepishly.

"Best get it over with." Twilight reasoned, opening her legs, to which I looked away, finding Periwinkle looking very intently at the royal pussy. Raven crawled over and, with a nod to the princess, lowered herself into the lap of the mare that would shortly be experiencing this pony's skills. Wrapping her arms around Twilight's waist, she began her ministrations, immediately getting a reaction as she obviously did something good - a moan escaping the princess' lips as she absentmindedly set a had on Raven's head. By this point everypony, including me, was watching this unfold, the two mares seemingly in their own world. From my position, and really anypony on my side of the circle might've been able to tell, I saw Raven's pussy begin to get more wet, the mare with a submissive streak obviously enjoying herself despite the embarrassment which was only amplified by being the only pony in the room completely unaffected...

It struck me once more. Raven, despite all she had done this night, had never been affected by the recorder. She was doing this in a more vanilla state than I was. I had enhancement to my sexual prowess, while she was working with what she had. I felt a spark of admiration for the mare who continued eating out the princess. My heartfelt emotions fighting a losing war against the lewd reality of the situation.

With a final few skillful maneuvers, Raven brought the princess to orgasm, her yells of pleasure filling the room which was rather quite boisterous with that type of sound already. Raven pried herself off the princess, a shy smile on her fem cum splattered face. I hadn't taken note of it at the moment, but it now hit me that she hadn't flinched away from Twilight... much as she hadn't with me. I supposed that answered the earlier question, but it did bring some new ones to bear.

The cards flew to the center, ready to get the action going again, and this time I grabbed the pile and did a classic shuffle, raring to see what might happen. Not even waiting, I shot cards at each pony, who fumbled to catch what they were dealt. Looking at the one I had left for myself, I saw the ten. So close, and yet so far, but at least it wasn't the three again.

"Oh my..." I looked up to see Rarity with a hand to her mouth as she looked to her card, which she showed to the rest of us. The fickle Celestia card, bringer of blessings and downfalls. "Something simple then? I want number four to tell us their favorite... well... particular form of sexual gratification."

"Like a kink?" Rainbow butted in.

"Y-yes, but please don't be so crass." Rarity chided, causing me to unsuccessfully stifle a chuckle, looking at the nude fashionista.

"W-well..." A small voice began, and we all looked over in surprise to Fluttershy who had the four setting down in front of her. Her face was more red than yellow; I almost wondered if she had poured punch on her head at some point.

"Oh... oh dear! Fluttershy, dear, you don't have to. I'll just-"

"No no, it's fine." Fluttershy said, taking a few steadying breaths. "My... kink... I like pet play. I like being the pet or the owner, I just like pet play in general. Beyond that... I guess I'm into some... light BDSM. Very light though..." she then seemed to curl up into herself, so much so that if she had turned invisible I wouldn't have been too surprised. Starlight rubbed her shoulder comfortingly.

"If you want to, we can sto-" She began.

"N-no... let's keep playing." Fluttershy interjected, pushing her card forward. We all paused before putting our cards forward. Big Mac, who surprised me with his sudden movement, began shuffling like a pro, showing off some tricks I hadn't known before he set the deck down and drew a card that seemed ridiculously tiny in comparison to his size. Grabbing my own card, I saw Celestia's mug, which surprised me. I had a one in eleven chance, and yet I had won out twice.

"Uh, hey, I got it again... but I think somepony else should get to decide. I don't want to hog it to myself." I said, showing the card to the others as confirmation.

"Easy! Just say that another number gets to be Celestia!" Pinkie jumped in. I looked at her, my head cocked to the side.

"I can do that?" She shrugged.

"Why not? So, go ahead! Tell us what to do or tell somepony else to be Celestia!" She said, holding her card with anticipation. She obviously wanted a chance at the power again, or maybe she just wanted the game to continue on.

"Ok... number three, you ge-"

"YES!" Rainbow pumped her fist in the air. "Alright, so," She looked at the circle with a predatory gaze, her three of heart falling to the floor beside her, "I want - no, I'm gonna - suck the nipple of number five, or if they happen to be Big Mac, they're gonna suck mine." I blinked a few times. Suddenly Rainbow jumped as Spry beside me poked her butt, raising the card in question.

"How long you want?" Spry asked simply. Rainbow blinked at her a few times, before the edge returned to her gaze as she lowered herself to be on level with the white mare.

"Give it thirty seconds, don't want to hog all the time we got here." Rainbow replied, bringing out a stopwatch from her snack plate. "Ready, set, SUCK!" She clicked the stopwatches button, and without further words, sprang forward and began to suck furiously on Spry's nipple. The seconds passed faster than expected, between the show of Rainbow going at it earnestly and Spry letting out moans of pleasure without hindrance, I - and some other ponies doubtlessly - could only wish Rainbow had asked for longer even as she clicked the watch a second time and moved away, satisfied with her work. Cards were tossed forward, Twilight shuffled once more, and we grabbed our cards. Ace, I couldn't be both further and closer. Looking up, I saw Starlight tossing the Celestia card back to center.

"I want eight to either eat out or blow the Ace. I think we all want to see something like the last performance." She said, giving a saucy look to Raven. I shrugged, tossing my Ace on the pile, spreading my legs, looking about me at the mares... and then Big Mac set down his card on the pile and looked at me.

"Stand up." I complied to the burly stallion, who, even when kneeling, was eye level with my nipples. The absolute size of this stallion who was about to blow me! Rolling his shoulders, he took my dick, which, though I had been feeling good about it up to the moment, now seemed puny in his gigantic hand, not to mention the massive red that was at the height of my knees.

He leaned forward, and then began to give me a blow job that I really didn't expect. It was tender, unexpectedly so, but was also... well it was a mess. I bet he barely masturbated for how he treated it. He was doing his best, I could tell, but his performance did make me feel a tad better.

I wish I could say that it was an erotic experience on par with anything I had done in the last few days. I wish I could say that from that day forward that Big Mac and I hit it off and I made him a member of my harem. I, however, can not say that. I came, and Big Mac took a napkin to my junk, and spit what amount had gotten in his mouth into an empty party cup. Just as he was about to chuck it, Rainbow grabbed his arm.

"Wait!" We all looked at her, a devilish smile on her lips as she looked at us. "How about, whoever draws the Ace next round has to drink this, as well as the Celestia making an order?" We all looked at each other, and despite the fact I was risking drinking my own jizz with a splash of Big Mac's spit, I shrugged. The other ponies too shrugged, and soon it was placed slightly off to the side as the cards were shuffled and then dealt. I didn't dare look at mine at first, but I knew that the odds were likely in my favor, and so I turned it over after that first moment to look and saw... the four of hearts. Luck had saved me at least that much.

Raven tossed the Celestia into the center and grinned, even as Fluttershy, her blush even stronger than before, reached to the cup. "Actually, Fluttershy." Raven began, looking to the circle. "I want her to put it in her mouth and then Prench kiss number seven. They have to drink it together while kissing." I had almost had a heart attack, and I think that was roughly what Raven had been aiming for, even though she had missed. Fluttershy looked around the circle, and then Big Mac, ever patient, tossed his seven onto the pile. Fluttershy gulped before pouring the semen into her mouth and leaning in for the kiss.

I honestly felt bad for the big red stallion who obviously hadn't wanted to imbibe my cum, but now was forced to do so. It was hot, though. The two ponies going at it, occasional peeks of off white jizz showing as their tongues played. I think we could all see that it was doing something for both ponies as they went at it, despite the cum that had to be drunk. Shortly they stopped, and the cards were reshuffled.

"How about this be our final round? I think most of us are running dry on ideas." Twilight suggested. Most of the circle, save for a rainbow maned pony and another certain pink pony, agreed, overruling those who wanted to continue. Drawing the cards, I looked at mine. Ace once again. I looked to Raven, expecting to see her holding the Celestia, only to have Pinkie hold up her card, the fickle mistress on full display proudly showing on it.

"For the rest of the party," She declared, triumphantly, "Number nine has to act like a doggy, and Ace has to be the handler!" I, befuddled for the umpteenth time, simply left the card tumble out of my hand to the floor, frankly shocked that this pony would condemn either one of her friends or guests to act so degradingly. Then again, I suppose she knew that this party would be fine in the long run.

Suddenly, I felt a head nudging my arm, and looking over, I saw Fluttershy, her face less beat red, now down to a light blush. I looked at the card she held in her mouth, and sure enough, it was the nine. I took the card from her jaws, looking at the others, who simply shrugged. I guess we were all just going along with this.

"I cheated."Pinkie whispered in my ear, sending me flailing backwards, having seen her not mere moments before on the other side of the circle.

"What?!" I tried to get myself together as Pinkie grabbed my hand and spun me across the room like we were in a ballroom. Hitting the far wall with less grace than the metaphorical dancer I was, I grabbed my spinning head, trying to reorient myself. "What?"

"Oh yeah, I kinda knew that that suggestion would only work with some ponies." Pinkie explained in a whisper, leaning against the same wall as I had hit. "I just had the man upstairs show me the cards. He kinda is sleep deprived either way, so it was pretty easy." I blinked at her. "So yeah, enjoy!" She bounced away, leaving me alone as Fluttershy shuffled up to me expectantly. Pinkie had made sure that only ponies that would be comfortable were caught in the crossfire, so I suppose her... cheating? Man upstairs? What was she on about? Either way, it would be fine... I hoped.