My Life on a Cassette Tape

by Solipsistic Corruptor

Side E - Chapter 3: The Party of the Three Princesses

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I just laughed as Double finished telling another story. The awkwardness around having two very naked princesses - technically three, but Twilight didn't have the same effect anymore - wasn't gone, but it was getting less and less noticeable. I smiled at the entire assortment of ponies, glad to just be around these ponies - the nakedness a cherry on top of it all.

Looking around, I thought about how much we had been through together. Some of us had been around for longer, as far as the group was concerned, and yet we all had an important part in the group. This... this was good. It was right for us all to get together and just have some - admittedly - less than wholesome fun after all we had faced. We had won a victory that almost felt like it shouldn't have been ours, and I couldn't think of finer ponies to have done that with.

"So, do we got any party games, or should I scrounge up another story?" Double asked, providing the question I had equal parts anticipated and dreaded. I had a feeling we were going to see another round of Pinkie giving us sexy games to play. Though that wasn't against my wishes - thoroughly wasn't - I had a sinking feeling, or perhaps a rising feeling, about Celestia and Luna being in a sexy game. It could only lead to one thing.

Touching.

"Oh, I know!" Rainbow barged in, looking over to Pinkie with a wicked grin. "Short straw?" Pinkie just blinked at Rainbow as if the technicolor mare had just suggested Pinkie stop throwing parties. "The game you wanted to play a while ago but didn't really know the name of? The fun one we played at Cress' party?" I blinked a few times, things catching up to me. This had potential to go all sorts of wrong or right ways.

"Oh, that one! Sure!" Pinkie bounced, producing a deck of cards from her mane. "Who wants to join?" To no pony's surprise, we all joined in... except Double and Thyme who were snogging it up in the corner now that it was obvious he wasn't needed for stories. Pinkie began shuffling, throwing the extra cards that weren't needed into the air where they slotted perfectly back into the box that was nestled between her boobs.

Sitting in a large circle, my mind began to slowly take in the actual number of us. Before we had less than half the number of ponies now present, and still it felt like we were on the cusp of how much the game could handle at that point. There was no way everypony was going to be happy at the end of this beyond simple voyeurism.

"Maybe we should adjust the rules a tad for the number of ponies we have." I ventured, looking around as I tried to think of some way to correct our number problem. It also hit me that there was a disparity between male and females in the arena. Button, Dick, Gunther, and myself were the only ones with dicks. There'd be a lot of mare on mare. I was alright with this.

"Sure! How about I put two Celestia cards and two Discord cards and some other extra cards to spice it up?" She said, squishing her boobs together, the box shooting out cards like toothpaste. Catching the one she wanted, she shuffled the assortment of cards together. "If you get the Celestia card you get to order two cards to do stuff, you can even order the other Celestia! If you get the Discord card and no pony else gets one you have to masturbate for us and if two Discord cards are drawn then... uh... both of you masturbate?"

"How about they sixty-nine it if two Discord cards get drawn?" Sweetie recommended. I bet if Rarity had been sitting next to her that she'd have rammed an elbow into her little sister. Unfortunately for the prim and proper lady, she was a few places to far from her sister.

"Ooh! That sounds fun! Ok, if two Discords are in play then the two Discords gotta sixty-nine!" Pinkie shouted. I couldn't help but look over to the princesses, gauging exactly how much of this was getting to them. Celestia seemed to just be pleasantly smiling, taking this in like any normal game. Luna was leaning forward, a... blush on her cheeks. The Princess of the Night was hot and bothered.

I couldn't wait.

Pinkie, with deadly precision, launched a card to each of us. I caught mine, nearly falling over as my reflexes had just barely saved me. Pulling it up, I looked down at the card. Eight of Hearts. My disappointment was immeasurable, but I had a feeling my day was only bound to get better. Looking around for the other cards, I raised an eyebrow. Rarity and Brass held up Celestia cards while Applebloom held up the Discord card.

"I would like seven to eat out nine." Brass said with a doofy grin. I facepalmed, snickering as the stupidity of the joke hit me and hit me hard.

"I..." Rarity paused, furrowing her brow at Brass before continuing. "I would like the Luna cards to... fondle each other? If there's only one Luna in play then... kiss the Cadence?"

"What if there are two sevens?" Sweetie asked. Brass looked over, and then realized why Rarity had done her best to give a second option. Celestia and Sweetie Belle held up sevens while Berry, smile growing ever larger, held up a nine.

"Celestia can take the pussy, Sweetie, you get tits." Berry said, strutting into the center before flopping down beside Applebloom who was fast at work, working both her pussy and one of her breasts. Sweetie shrugged, and Celestia seemed happy to just be along for the ride. I quickly looked around for the other two promised pieces of entertainment, wondering who got caught in the first round.

My answer was easy to find as Pinkie and Applejack were at each other's tits already, not even moving to the center as they did. I wanted to watch that display, but I had an honest to goodness display of Celestia's...

I paused taking in what I saw properly. Berry had fallen with her legs open towards me. Celestia tending to the mare on the floor meant that she was on her knees, head lowered and ass raised... straight towards me. I... I had seen her vagina earlier when she had first stripped, but this angle... it was.

I steadied myself again. I had a night of this ahead of me, and no matter how sexy the princess of the sun was I needed to be awake for it all. Especially because of how sexy she was. My vision was ensnared by the ass and occasional peaks at the royal pussy as it winked in excitement. It was enough to drive me mad. I would've settled for the Discord card at this point, to just masturbate next to her.

Unfortunately for me, it did eventually end as Berry orgasmed into Celestia's face. It seemed to be over far too soon, but I couldn't blame Berry. She had had the princess of the SUN between her legs. I couldn't fault her for a short fuse in those circumstances.

Soon we were all back in the circle formation. Dash zipped along the line, picking up cards, giving them a quick shuffle before flying around again and dulling out cards to us before landing. Looking at my card I couldn't help but sigh. Ten of Hearts, once more too far to taste glory.

"YESSS!" The sudden outburst caught me off guard, despite having expected as much at some point. Starlight blushed thoroughly, shyly lifting her Celestia card for all to see while Periwinkle and Button lifted Discord cards. This was going to be fun. "I want... I want all the even numbers - no face cards - to get in the center and just... make a fuck ball." I blinked a few times, looking at my card, wondering if she could do that. I guess she could according to the ill defined rules we had going for us. I certainly wasn't going to ask for a rule change.

Standing up, tossing my card face up, I looked for my fellow evens. Scanning along the circle I saw Twilight and Pinkie stand up, followed by Sweetie and Applebloom, Cream Heart and Sultry following close behind, and finally Rarity. Stepping forward I paused as a sigh came to my ears. Looking over I saw... Dick Slut? He tossed his card to the side, revealing a two of hearts. He seemed... disappointed in being part of this particular event. How?

I felt myself getting pulled in towards the developing pile of debauchery by somepony before I had a chance to question it further. I soon found myself with somepony on my dick, another pony on my face, and yet two more - one on each hand. I could distantly hear the sounds of ponies going at it with a passion. I was having a hard time of it, but not an unpleasant time of it. A few bounces of whichever pony on my schlong later, I was returned to the moment and began to attend to the mare on my face while trying my best to use my hands that were effectively pinned by the mares I was trying to please.

I felt movement as the ponies on me adjusted position, likely to make out while I did my best underneath, given very little visual on the whole situation, though thoroughly enjoying the part I had nonetheless. Soon the mare on my dick came, confirming my thoughts on which hole I had been given to fuck - or be fucked with - by the juices dripping down my junk. Soon the mare on my face joined in on this, firing off straight into me. I was going to be coated by the end of this. The mare on my face lifted off, the mare on my dick getting pulled off as well in an operation that wasn't the most painful as the face mare tackled the other one off me by force.

I stared towards the ceiling for a moment before my attention was drawn by the one on my right hand dismounting, not having orgasmed as far as I had noticed. Twilight suddenly filled my vision, looking at me with a very... a very very expression. One of those that your brain reads as sexual but couldn't resolve as either hot and bothered or needing sexual release.

"W-we did it when the Emperor was trying to be intimidating." She leaned closer to me, whispering in my ear. "How about we do it again?" I doubted I had much of any say in the matter - I could see by how she shifted her weight and by how her pussy was gobbling up my cock, that she had made the choice for me. To be fair I was gonna do it anyway.

Lust rising, I locked lips with her, letting her taste whoever had been on my face earlier. By the taste on Twilight, I could only guess that she had helped somepony else while I tried to finger her. That thought slipping passed my brain, I came to the realization that my other hand was vacant - the mare leaving before I had finished her off. My train of thought wasn't long lived as Twilight skewered herself on me.

I was floored - literally and metaphorically - actually being able to enjoy the feeling of Twilight on me without magic clouding the whole thing. My arms wrapped around her as I rolled us over, my tongue wrestling with hers as we did. Now with myself on top, I pulled away from the kiss, wrapping an arm under each of Twilight's legs, giving her a sly grin.

"As you wish, Princess." I replied finally, beginning to pump into her with gusto. Her moans and yelps were sweet to my ears, my dick appreciating every aspect of the fuck - the sounds, the feeling, the emotion, and the sight. We were in our own little world for those few minutes while we fucked. No pony else mattered, we were just two ponies needing to fuck. It was amazing.

Eventually, as biology dictated, we had to crest the hill and blow our steam. I blasted first, somehow having refrained when the first mare had blasted off on me, and Twilight followed shortly thereafter. I fell on her, my arms letting her legs loose as I fell forward onto her pillowy breasts.

Breathing heavily, we let the wave of pleasure carry us for a bit, kissing once more as we did. This was the life. Fucking beautiful mares, having friends, and even fucking friends. It was almost too good to be true, and yet it was true. Better yet, fucking my friends didn't make me lose my other friends! It was perfection!

After a few more seconds, we pried ourselves away from the other, finding only Applebloom and Sweetie Belle still going at it. They were kissing and fondling each other passionately. Twilight tapped them on the shoulder, getting their attention as I moved off to my place. Leaning over to Raven, I asked the only question on my mind.

"Who were the mares all over me at the start?" Raven turned to me, leaning on my shoulder while turning my head towards her with her other hand, giving me a sultry smile.

"Wouldn't you like to know?" She kissed me, likely getting a bit of whoever it was had been on my face plus whoever Twilight had helped plus Twilight's spit. One heck of a concoction. Returning to her place, she just smiled. "Oh, and it was Cream on your left hand, who was deep throating Dick; Twilight, as you could guess, on your right who was, in turn, eating out Pinkie; then there was Applebloom on your dick; and finally Sweetie on your face. Sweetie tackled Applebloom and they went at it while Cream got put up to doing doggy-style by Dick after a bit. I think you can guess Twilight's fate."

"What about Rarity and Sultry? Were they just on their own?" I asked, realizing they had been left out of the description somehow.

"Oh no, Rarity ate Pinkie's ass while Sultry ate Rarity out. The three of them went on to eat each other out while you and Twilight went at it. Good show by the way. Can't wait to get home." Raven said, taking her card from Starlight's magic field. I was realizing what exact situation I was in.

Once more I looked at my card, sighing at the eight of spades. I decided to leave all my questions and reservations for after the party. Already Sultry Rose was holding up a Celestia card while Fluttershy and Cream Heart held up Discord cards. No matter what there'd be a show.

"I want six to come over here and either scissor or fuck me." Sultry Rose proclaimed, living up to her name. "If we got more than one I want the red six to do the scissoring or fucking and the black six to... let the two of us have fun with your fun bags or donger." Looking around I saw Rarity and Starlight holding up cards. Rarity had the six of spades, sealing both of their fates.

The lewd moans of Cream and Fluttershy eating each other out filled the room first, and was honestly more of what I was interested to see. The two mares were going at each other with gusto, their breasts - a large pair on each of them - pressed sensually against the other's belly.

Sultry and Starlight meanwhile were enjoying each other and Rarity's 'funbags'. There were times I wished I was a mare - or closer to the truth - that I didn't have to go through such preparations as making sure the change wasn't going to become permanent each time I wanted to try it out. I might have to look into some solutions in that direction once the party was over.

I was brought back to the moment as Rarity squealed the most unladylike sound of sexual relief that I had heard her give. She was blushing, not because of her scream, but because she was having the time of her life as Sultry and Starlight were now suckling each of her nipples. I wouldn't be surprised if-

There it was.

Both suckling mares parted from Rarity, letting her shiver in ecstasy at the rolling waves of her boobgasm. It was quite the sight seeing the prim and proper mare gasping erotically without a care for appearances as her body quaked under the effects of incredible pleasure. Yet another reason I wished turning into a mare was simpler - that looked awesome!

Cream Heart and Fluttershy still were going, their lewd moans made all the more enticing by their writhing, naked forms. They were caught in the moment, no longer caring about anypony else, much as Twilight and I had. I watched them, both plying skills whose origins were unknown.

After a few moments, they both came into each other's face. For a second or two they just lay there, panting into the other's pelvis. Slowly, Cream maneuvered around and brought Fluttershy up to a siting position, the mare seeming more out of it than her compatriot. Cream smiled at her, a smile that somehow read as both motherly and sultry, before moving in for the kiss. It didn't stay a kiss for long, though, as the two of them began to haphazardly, and very sensually, lick themselves off of the other pony.

The sounds of their licking and moaning filled the room, and not a face was untouched by a healthy blush. They were perfectly sensual, perfectly erotic. They were unfettered from the care of being watched. This was their moment, and what a hot moment it was. This show, this moment, had to end though. And it did so with both mares blushing at each other with a nervous giggle.

A few moments later found the ponies, having collected themselves, returning from the center while... Celestia levitated the cards and began a thorough shuffling. Somehow, despite her being naked and having shown off her assets a few minutes ago I was still quite intimidated by her presence as soon as she became an active participant in the scenario. I wasn't going to faint, but I was still very much under her influence.

I tried to get some saliva back in my mouth, trying to recompose myself. I took a deep breath and looked at my card. Celestia in a red gown looked up at me from the card. I blinked a few times, trying to process this. I turned it to face the others after a few second, despite still playing catch up with the world.

"I'm... I'm gonna fuck a three... the red one if we got two. Eh... I guess the black one can... I dunno, suck the Discord's tits?" I offered, slowly coming back into it.

"I want to try out Button's artifact." Rainbow said simply, showing off her Celestia card. "I'm gonna control the Black Luna into making out with the Cadence, red Cadence one if we got two. The other Luna can eat the real me's ass." I was... at a loss to say the least. I had barely caught back up before suddenly I hear something about using Button's artifact. Said in front of the princesses no less. I wasn't sure how much power the artifact was exerting already, and I didn't want to have to make another line that could tip the balance of the ability of my artifact over the edge, but if the princesses got suspicious over the use of the word 'artifact' I might have to anyway.

Before I could even protest to this use of the artifact - certainly not from a place of moral superiority - I watched the artifact float over to Rainbow in a blob of Double's magical aura. This party kept finding ways to floor me. I might start needing a new phrase at this rate. I'm sure the floor would be appreciative of my choice in the very least.

I sighed, standing up, looking around for who my target was to be. Looking around, I saw Starlight holding up a three of clubs. Another cursory glance showed that apparently there was no other three. Looking to her, I held out my hand to her. Only for a cough to catch me off guard from behind. Looking over I saw Luna forcefully turning Celestia's hand down, showing a...

oh...

Oh...

OH!

"Y-y-y-y-y-you don't have to if you don't want to, your majesty!" I said, holding up my hands as if the thought alone of fucking her would end up with my sausage getting grilled by the sun. Celestia rolled her eyes finally, standing up, every inch of her body a masterpiece.

"It is perfectly alright. I think I'd quite enjoy receiving much the same treatment as you gave Princess Twilight." She said, as if she and Twilight were very much the same level. I wasn't sure if that was just humility or her vastly overestimating in what regard I held Twilight in. I didn't think little of Twilight, I just happened to have had a great deal more exposure to the Princess of Friendship. I couldn't exactly imagine myself becoming as exceedingly comfortable with the diarchs of day and night, but it wasn't as if it was an impossibility. Given a long stretch of time. And drugs. Probably a lot of drugs.

I looked around at who else was getting in on the action of the round. Button was showing Rainbow how to properly get what she wanted with the artifact, giving pointers on certain aspects of 'spirit fragmenting'. Breaking from that, I looked at who was ready to get in on the action with Rainbow. Puppershy seemed to be ready to get her face sat on my Rainbow once the other portion was set up. And then there was... Applebloom and Sweetie Belle. By the looks of it the filly was about to get the second dose of her fetish.

Moving to the center of the circle, I also noticed Berry getting eaten out by Starlight. I could assume that Berry was the Discord of the round. I bet she'd have fun getting eaten out while watching me... fuck Celestia. Looking back to said mare, prepping myself for what was to come.

I should've prepared more.

Celestia was on her back, legs spread out for me. I gulped down an entire continent, trying to keep all biological functions in order. No fainting. No collapsing. No nausea. Deep breaths. In and out, I had this. Lowering myself, I took it a step at a time.

Line up penis with vagina. Arrange one's self into a comfortable orientation. Acquire a point for future leverage. Commence approach, finalizing lining up process. Initiate contact between penis and vagina. Push further in, letting partner understand how Mmmmmmmmmm~

I was inside the princess! I gasped a breath, failing in my controlled breathing as the feeling of Celestia's insides surrounded my southern friend. I... I wasn't able to believe exactly how good this felt. It was, in all likelihood, a product of idol worship coming true with the benefit of sex. Hindsight would say that that is the most reasonable explanation.

The explanation I went with instead was that Celestia had that magic pussy.

Thrusting in in earnest, I let myself bottom out in Celestia, the feeling of what I was getting out of this already beyond the pale. I, thankfully, wasn't so over stimulated as to ejaculate prematurely - a fact I will forever be thankful for - but a few breaths once inside the goddess of the sun was not uncalled for.

I had considered following Celestia's words to the letter, putting her in the same position as Twilight - looping my arms around her legs, around those pillowy thighs that put a good few trees to shame - but now that I was here, now that my dick was swallowed in the eldest of the princesses honeypot, I had a different idea.

Moving my arms, I wrapped her torso in a hug, leaning forward in a way that, if this had been Raven, I would've been face to face with the mare I was giving a good time. The effect of this with Celestia, however, was that I was hugging the sloping arch of her sides between her upper chest and hips while planting my face into her breasts. I was not saddened by this fact.

Slowly, I built confidence by easing myself into it, thrusting and pulling back at a gentle rhythm. Despite not truly giving it to her, she was already giving out soft moans of pleasure that reverberated magnificently in the valley of boobflesh that surrounded me.

Given a tad bit more confidence from this, I began to go faster, harder, and with ever building gusto. I was FUCKING the mare who's name was a swear! I was FUCKING CELESTIA FUCKING CELESTIA! I was really doing it! Despite the clunkiness of swearing using the pony's name that I was fucking, this was well and truly it! Every thrust I delivered was met with a moan or a gentle gasp. S-she was enjoying this too!

Invigorated by my continued progress, I put more heart into it, thrusting harder and faster, reaching the tempo I usually went with for rendering a pony a solid fucking. Straining, wishing I had reassessed leverage points after changing positions, I hoisted myself - still laying into Celestia's magic pussy - and latched a mouth onto on of Celestia's boobs, beginning to suckle at it while my right hand began to fondle her other tit.

It was official. I was dead. I had gotten killed by the Emperor and somehow a piece of paperwork got misfiled and I got sent to heaven.

Every thrust grew my confidence, met by the milking motion of Celestia's magical honeypot. It gripped me, teased me, bringing me all the more pleasure as I continued to thrust, continued to fuck Celestia. Even as I railed her, I sucked and fondled, loving all of it.

I was too engrossed with all the sensations to notice at first, but the surprise that resulted was better in many ways. Suck suck suck I went, like a greedy newborn. And just like that newborn, I struck gold. Starting with a trickle, I soon found my mouth receiving a treat while my hand was beginning to get wet. I was MILKING Celestia! I was FUCKING and MILKING Celestia!

Her milk was sweet, tasting divine, just like the rest of her. I poured more heart into my thrusts, giving all I had in exchange for the treat I was getting from the beautifully massive tits. I was beyond any amount of pleasure I had had before, only one way to go.

It started as I felt the magic pussy seizing up around my shaft, followed by a sharp inhale of breath from Celestia. Her body quivered, her arms shooting up and around me, pulling me in closer in a bear hug - smothering my face into her supple boobflesh, the nipple still in my mouth. Then, as her pussy began to swing into overdrive as orgasm rolled on into town like a selfish con artist specializing in tricking people into paying him large sums of money in exchange for giving them a nonfunctional marching band, I felt my mouth suddenly getting filled to overflowing.

My existence was quickly reduced to the pleasure of orgasm, the sweet flood of milk, the scent of Celestia, and the plush feel of the boob that still offered little in the way of air - not that I could or would've cared. The moment felt like it lasted a lifetime, lifting me up to higher heights than I had ever known as I did my best to swallow all the milk I could while my orgasm still rocked me, shooting my baby batter straight into Celestia.

Eventually, I came down from the height of my orgasm, breathing heavily after Celestia released me. I stared up to the ceiling, the mare of the sun right beside me, her teats still trickling a thin line of milk. Our afterglow was... well, beyond words. I hoped hers was at least. She didn't have the hero worship I had going into this fuck, but I could only hope I had done well.

"Do... do we think we can even match that round?" Somepony asked in the periphery. I didn't quite take in who asked, still letting my afterglow carry me away. The general response I heard through my basking was in the negative.

"The show we just witnessed in mind, there's only one thing I can think to do." A regal voice said in a tone that I couldn't quite place. I felt something getting put in my hand. I didn't see who - wait, no, now I could. I saw Luna towering over me, holding a Celestia card. "I will fuck the nine of spades." I lethargically moved my hand and saw the nine of spades. Who would've guessed? I held it up to her, to which she nodded and then lowered herself onto me.

The sudden onset of princess pussy was enough to sharpen me back to reality. She... she somehow was better than her sister! I was entranced by the feel of it, maybe because at this point all I was doing was... well, nothing. It might've also had to with the fact I was still in afterglow from fucking Celestia.

Luna didn't give me a chance to philosophize about the state of affairs as she began to bounce on my dick. Watching her lewdly wobble where it counted as she went up and down on my peenor. I was transfixed, simply letting myself be the dick she fucked, not exactly being in the best position to make any changes - not that I wanted to. This was perfect!

Even as her sister rode me, Celestia sat up beside me, looking at me with a smile before... oh. I had my head lifted up, guided to one of Celestia's teats while Luna still fucked me senseless. I had returned to paradise and had arrived at a level of perfection above even perfection!

The erotic slap of skin on skin, along with the sight of Celestia's smiling face looking down at me while I suckled a teat. It felt amazing - beyond amazing! It was transcendent! I had struggle parsing out exactly how Celestia had made me feel, but this... this was a level beyond even that. I got to fuck the mare with a more perfected version of Raven's body - a sentiment I would forever be sure to keep from her so that she didn't feel slighted - while I got to suck on the boob of Celestia herself. If there was something better, I wouldn't be able to name it.

The milk from Celestia and the milking from Luna on my dick... it was just beyond amazing. I loved this feeling, and wished it would never stop. That wasn't exactly a possibility, darned biology, but in the very least I would enjoy it for as long as possible. It might be shorter than I wanted, but I'd take what I could get.

Bounce after bounce, I felt the onset of the lunar princesses orgasm building up. Muscles tensed, her pussy constricted around my dick, juicing me for all I was worth - sending me over the edge. My dick, enhanced by the recording from so long ago, was ready and willing to reciprocate - sending a burst of sperm straight into the beautiful mare. In the midst of this I twisted the nipple in my mouth with a suck and a swift roll of my tongue. My maneuver gained the result I had hoped for as I felt Celestia quiver, the stimulation culminating in a boobgasm.

Luna and I came down first, Celestia still shaking in her trailing orgasm as we touched down for the afterglow. We all stayed there, breathing heavily as we let the sensations wash over us. Celestia slowly laid me back down, sitting back from us as she let the erotic aftershocks of her experiences flow over her, unintentionally - or so I supposed - leaving me a view of her cum filled honeypot. Filled with my cum.

I looked back to Luna. She was basking in her on glow still, not even having lifted away from my prick. I could see, and feel, the trickle of the cum that hadn't stayed. I... I had fucked three princesses. I had fucked the princesses of Equestria. I had fucked sun, moon, and friendship right in the pussy. I could only hope this wasn't the peak. It felt like it, but I certainly hoped there was something beyond this.

Maybe getting a threesome with all of them at the same time?


Author's Note

With that we've broken the 200k words mark!

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