I am Chris. I am an average brony. Well, I was an average brony. I like being one but because of it, I nearly died. The traumatizing experience made me a bit crazy. You would never guess why I'm like this is because of a pony game. It happened on an 'unusual' day. Come to think about it, everyday afterwards was 'unusual' too.
I wake up to a loud cling. I rubbed my eyes with my arm and I look around. I fell asleep on my laptop last night. Well, that's what I get for playing games too much at night. Anyway, I looked at my laptop, while my eyes are still adjusting to my screen's light. What was open was my browser, on Mediafire. I look confused as I continue to look at my screen. I see Facebook is one of the open tabs. I open the tab to see a LOAD of messages. All of them are from one person. A friend who's also a brony. All of his messages were the same; asking me if I played it yet. What game? I thought to myself.
'Hey.' I reply.
'DUDE. I messaged you like a 100 times,' he messaged me.
'I can tell.' I answer back.
' So,.. Did ya?' He asks.
'Did I what?' I ask him.
'Where is Pinkie. Did you play it?'
I look at the Mediafire tab. The download link is 'Where is Pinkie.exe. I tell him no and he goes nuts! After a few minutes of him blabbering about how AWESOME the game is, I tell him I will download it and play it as soon as possible. He settles down with an 'Oh, ok!' and goes offline. As I promised I downloaded it. Before I double click the executive file, I hear another loud cling. I look up Facebook and there he is again. With one final message.
"Just so you know, I haven't finished the game so I don't know how it ends. The beginning is pretty normal. My little Pony normal, I mean. So bye!" I got a bit worried. A BIT. I wondered a bit but I disregarded it. I wish I didn't. I open the game. It begins with the My Little Pony logo. I smile as the start menu appears. My smile disappears immediately as I find out there is no quit button. I begin playing with a little shiver. I hear laughter as the screen goes to black. My heart starts beating harder as I wait for a jump scare or something. Instead, I see the inside of twilight's house. Apparently, there is a party happening. Probably Pinkie prepared it. "Where in the hay is Pinkie?" asks Applejack. "I... I don't k...no..w." whispers Fluttershy. "I last saw here at the Sugar Cube Corner." says Rainbow with a smug look on her face. She looks at the other ponies. "What did I do?" she asks. A bit later she sits down on the floor. I laughed a bit at that. "Since the party is at my house, I shall look for her." Twilight says, raising a hoof into the air. "You sure about that, Sugar cube?" questioned Applejack. "It's okay. I promise I will come back with Pinkie." "Well okay. If you insist." Rarity says as she opens the door for Twilight. The game stops moving so I think I can play now.
"I control Twilight, sweet." I say. I get out of Twilight's house and reach Sugar Cube Corner. "Easy Peasy!" I tell myself as I literally pat myself on the back. I get into the store to see no one. Or no pony to be more precise. "Hello? Pinkie Pie?" Twilight asks. No one answers as I expected. Loud rustling sounds from the basement. "Pinkie? You there?" Twilight asks again. More rustling. "I'll go in there to find you!" I then go to the basement and the cheery music stops. I shiver a bit. The basement walls are bloody and the music is creepier than expected. My heart starts beating faster. Twilight starts slowly moving by herself. She reaches Pinkie. "Pinkie! What happened here?" Twilight asks, relieved to find her pink friend. Pinkie looks at her. Her hair goes flat as she turns. "Pinkie...? Pinkie isn't here anymore!" Her face rips into bloody pieces and screeches at the screen and the game closes. Heart pounding, I slam my head on my laptop. "Oh... my GOD!" I scream. I go to Facebook and see my friend online.
'The HELL was that?' I message him. It takes five minutes for him to answer.
'Pinkie.' My mouth drops. 'Pinkie isn’t here.'
'I KNOW THIS IS A PRANK, NOW STOP IT! PLEASE!' I plead.
'Oh, I will stop. After PINKIE'S DONE WITH YOU!'
I sigh in relief. I minimize my browser and see my wallpaper. It's different. My once awesome Rainbow Dash wallpaper is replaced with a bloody Pinkie. How? HOW is this POSSIBLE? I stare at it with much confusion when it moves. "Hey there. Chris!" Her bright blue eye turns to stare at me. She quickly turns to attack me. I recoil as she nearly breaks my screen with her hooves. 2 big cracks in my screen infuriate the pink mare. "DIE!" Pinkie screams as she finally breaks it. Computer bits fly around my room. A shard of glass cuts me as Pinkie steps onto my keyboard. I step back. Her hoof grabs me on my shirt and yanks me into my computer. I get up to get out but she hits me across the face with Madame LeFlour. I wake up in Pinkie's basement.
"Help! Somebody help!" I scream. "There is noBODY here, Chris!" A pink psychotic pony tells me. She holds a knife in her right hoof and she grabs it into my chest. Well, she thought she did. I quickly jerk to the side and get up. Pinkie franticly tries to get the knife out of the table I laid on as I try to escape. There was no exit. None. Pinkie finally gets the knife out and points it at me. "Any last words?" She says, with a smile so evil. I see something in the distance and a bit of it starts glowing. "Yes. Look out." I say. She looks confused as she gets hit with a bolt of magic. She lays unconscious as I pass her and greet my savior, Twilight Sparkle. "Thank you." I say. "There is no time. You must go." She says without haste. Her horn glows and breaks one of Pinkie Pie's basement walls. A bright stray of light come from the newly made hole. "Go! Go in it before she gets up!" Twilight says, pushing me to the hole. I follow her and jump to the hole.
I hear a loud cling. I wake on my laptop. Nothing has changed. I was starting to think this was just a dream. I feel pain on my cheek and I check it. It was bleeding. I open Facebook for the worst. I see my friend's MILLIONS messages but one is different. His last one to me at the moment said these EXACT words: 'Hope you had fun. I'll get you next time. -Pinkamena Diane Pie'
I step back. I stood there for a minute. I unfriend him and I sit on my bed for the rest of the day.I go to his house. He lived near by so it wasn't a HUGE trip there. I break open the door, no caring if I have to pay for its damage. He is on his computer, with his nerdy polo and glasses.
"Dude!" I scream at him. No reply.
"Hello!?" I continue to scream at him.
Again no reply. I turn his face to find it slashed with a sharp knife. I drop his dead body and I glance at his computer. He had a Pinkie Pie wallpaper. And I notice a program was on. It was Where is Pinkie?.exe. I was terrified but to my surprise it wasn't the real game. It was a Program Maker. The thought finally clipped as I stood staring at the game's behind the scenes. He made a game that KILLS and I nearly died because of it. But because of what had happened I thought deleting the file for good would stop it from killing other people. I did just that and almost immediately afterwards I am grabbed at the neck from behind. I struggle to get out of whoever is trying to grab me when I get a peek at the person. Or should I say PONY. I thought she was done for but she back. With a bigger knife.
"I'm back! As I promised!" The psycho pony said to me.
"Why are you doing this?" I ask her, trying to get air.
Her grip on my neck weaken as she wonders. I get out of Pinkie's grip and stand in front of her. She is just standing there. Like a dead robot would do, but was still alive. With her small beady eyes continue to stare at the dead body behind us.
"He.... programmed you. Didn't he?" I asked. Her emotionless face slowly nods. I feel like I have saved my life. But it had just begun. She looks at me, her eyes still in place but her pupils move and lock on mine.
"He did." She finally speaks. "He did program me." Then she stops.
"And?" I ask her, waiting for her to continue.
"I was programmed to kill you." A smile grows upon her straight line of a mouth. "And I will do JUST THAT!"
She goes on all fours and jumps as high as the ceiling. She lands on me and pins me to the floor. One hoof on my chest and the other ready to stab me. The pain on my chest makes me ache and makes it harder to fight back but I manage to push her hoof off me. She slips, tumbling over her maker's body. She disappears into static and reappears on all fours and the knife in her mouth. She slashes her head and cuts my shirt and the left side of my right arm. I couldn't keep in my anger any longer. I scream at the pink maniac of a pony and punch her face. Her face stands there, shocked. But she quickly gets angry and we continue to fight.
When finally, after hours of fighting, I hit the knife off her mouth. We both have lots of bruises and cuts at this point and I was tired as hell! I limp over to the knife, hoping I can surpass Pinkie. I manage to do so and swing it towards her. "Move a hoof, and I will swing this at you!" I really meant it. If she moves a muscle, I will slash her. She disobeys and moves a hoof closer. "You asked for it!" I swing the knife across her neck and she bleeds. But not blood. It was unnatural to not see blood but I didn't care. I closed my eyes and jabbed her in the head. She starts levitating and seem to be malfunctioning. Well GOOD! Here I am panting on the floor, watching a program gone wrong explode. Her whole body starts to spaz out and eventually explodes into nothingness. I recoil again due to the gigantic blast and I hit my head against the handle of the computer and I pass out. It was night when I awoke. The Police was everywhere in the house. They let me go home and I did. I rub the back of my head that hit the handle when I got in my room. It was a mess. Everthing was burned or thrown all over the place. The only thing not amiss was my laptop. It was on the floor, the screen pointing directly at the door. Everything was deleted. EVERTHING. My two WHOLE years with that laptop gone. But there was ONE file. On the middle of the screen. That file was 'Where is Pinkie?.exe'
