Chapter 7: Honeymoon

Celestia stepped closer to Discord, the loving couple unable to stand apart for more than a few seconds. Their wedding had ended a few hours ago, and after a brief respite at Discord’s house, they undressed, made out for a little, and prepared themselves for their honeymoon.

“Are you sure you want to wear that thing?” Discord asked, pointing at her flowing mane and tail. “I can simply snap the real deal in there and bam, good as new in a flash,” he rolled a hand at his explanation.

“Yes, I’m comfortable with the wig and tailpiece, dear. You’ve done more than enough by giving them to me and animating them to simulate my natural ones,” Celestia replied the answer in a near robotic manner. She had answered that same question at least a hundred times already. Seeing the smile but somewhat insecure look in his eyes, she decided to take things up a notch and do something to ease his doubts. “Besides, I can’t wait to see Novo’s face when I take off the wig!”

Just like that, Discord’s expression changed from forced comfort to golden happiness. “You mischievous little minx! That’s aaaaaall I needed to hear! March on, my darling troll of a wife!”

“Don’t you dare-!”

“My Trollestia!” Discord guffawed as he floated upward the stairs, eluding a smiling, pursuing Celestia.

The couple paid little to no heed to the hippogriffs or sea ponies looking at them strangely. Well, to be fair to them, they popped into existence at the entrance of Mount Aris. Discord wanted to appear already on top, but Celestia convinced him that stepping up their way from the bottom was the proper thing to do since they were visitors, not Royalty nor under any mission.

Their trip up the mountain was mostly uneventful aside from greeting the friendly hippogriffs they encountered on their way up. Once they reached the entrance to the main settlement, they were flanked by a few soldiers.
“Celestia, Discord. Queen Novo has been informed of your arrival and wishes to see you immediately, unless you have other plans in mind?” The General, Sky Beak, asked.

“We were actually heading to the palace to meet her, Sky Beak,” Celestia replied, nodding respectfully at him.

“Most excellent! Then, please, follow me,” he gestured with a hand. The couple followed him through the settlement, past the main plaza, after the market, beyond the palace entrance, and finally, into the throne room. “Your majesty, Celestia and Discord are here,” he said as he bowed before his Queen and sister-in-law.

Novo stood up and jumped to greet her old friend. “Celestia, darling!” The two females hugged and nuzzled each other in a welcoming sign of affection. “My stars, Celestia, your fur is so smooth and clean. Where have you been hiding these past months?” She then leaned next to her ear. “And please tell me that treatment is available, it is simply divine.”

Celestia giggled. “That would be difficult to get, Novo. I think it’s a once in a lifetime experience, even for me,” at that, her friend sighed but understood her words. Still, the sassy hippogriff wouldn’t let that go just like that.

“Fine, keep your secrets. I don’t care, you cake-eating vacuum,” Novo replied before turning around, using a wing to motion them to follow her. “Oh, sorry there, it is good to see you, too, Discord,” he didn’t reply; he was far too busy pulling small pranks on a few oblivious guards. She guided them to the left and out of the throne room. “Cancel my meetings for the day, only interrupt me if there is something urgent.”

“Of course, my Queen,” Sky Beak replied.

Entering at the adjacent room, the trio sat around a table as they were quickly served by the staff with some coffee, utensils, and clean handkerchiefs. “So, Celestia--”

“Mom! Mooooom!” Skystar shouted, her voice approaching. “Is Auntie Celestia here yet!? I wanna -- oh! Auntie!” The energetic princess launched herself at the alicorn. Celestia caught her in time and returned the tight hug the princess was giving her. “Oh my stairs, it’s been so long since I last saw you, Auntie!” She hawked. “Wow, Auntie, you look gorgeous! Your makeup and necklace are so beautiful!”

“Indeed they are, daughter of mine,” Novo agreed before pinching one of her daughter’s ears, pulling at it and forcing the yellow coated hippogriff to sit down on an empty seat. “Which begs the question. When did you exactly begin to care about makeup or jewelry? I think this is the first non-royal or diplomacy related time I’ve seen you wearing them so openly. Don’t get me wrong, they are nicely done and not at all tacky or loud, it suits you perfectly,” she took a sip of her coffee before turning to Discord. “And to see the Lord of Chaos himself without his signature beard? Why, the world has truly gone crazy or I’m just an old hag that is seeing the world change before her very eyes?”

“You’re not that old, Novo. But the world is surely moving around us, isn’t it?” Celestia sighed happily. “It’s been such a long time since I was last able to free my mind from such responsibility. Besides, it was time to step down. I know Luna still helps forms the shadows, but maybe if we are needed in the future, we will have to lead Equestria once more. But Twilight is making such an excellent job and she’ll do far more than I can even imagine, I’m sure,” she sipped her coffee.

“True and true. Rain Shine is back, too. It seems Grogar is really gone since he had to impersonate that damn necromancer,” Novo hissed, narrowing her eyes at Discord, who, in turn, paid her no mind. “And now the world seems to be entering into a new golden age. Maybe I should retire in a few years, too?”

“But mooooom, I don’t want to be the Queeeeeen,” Skystar whined.

“Tough luck, young lady,” Novo replied. “Say, Celestia, What brings you here? I don’t think it’s just a friendly visit since he is here, too,” she pointed at Discord. “No offense, but I would sooner trust my daughter with my throne than I would trust you.”

“Should I be insulted or relieved?” Skystar questioned herself, smoke emerging from her head as she pondered the question. Shaking her head after a moment of thinking, she turned to her mother. “But Mom, Discord is super funny and creative! Silverstream says he’s a pretty nice and funny guy!”

“Well, someone is going to be a good pal, I see!” Discord said as he appeared behind Skystar and hugged her. Skystar giggled and returned the gesture.

“He’s soooo fluffy!” She cried whilst Novo shook her head in disappointment.

“We’ll leave you two lovely ladies-” he smiled seeing Novo shudder at his compliment. “-to yourselves. My new friend Skystar and I have pran- ehem, cultural exchanges to see to!” And with that, they were gone as the air itself swallowed them whole.

“Discord, I know you can hear me: if you so much touch my throne or mess with my sister, I’ll gauge out your damn tooth with my bare claws!” Novo shouted before slumping into her chair. “Really, Celestia? Why did you bring him along?”

“I know Discord is… hard to understand, but he’s changed so much. And I mean really changed. Fluttershy’s influence over him was stronger than I imagined,” she sighed dreamily. “A lot of things have happened, Novo.”

Novo stared at her friend for several moments; her beak hanging open until she regained control of herself. “Y-you can’t be serious, Celestia. You… and him… together?” Asked Novo, incredulous with mixed disbelief and horror. “H-How did that even came to be!?”

Celestia closed her eyes and took a big breath. “Before I tell you that, I must show you something first, Novo. You’re one of my greatest friends and allies, and you deserve to know by my own doing.” With that said, Celestia’s horn lit with magic and her wig and tailpiece were removed, the magic imbued into them stopping until she put them back.

The gasps of the present maids and servants are heard first, then Novo’s, and finally a nervous chuckle from Celestia.

“Goodness of the stars and seas, Celestia, what did you do!?” Novo said in a panic. “And… and is that an engagement ring on your ho-- No… No, you didn’t. Him!? You married him!? How!? When? WHY!? And why by the depths are you bald!? Did he do it!? Answer me, Celestia!” She demanded.

Celestia raised her forehooves. “Calm down, Novo. Let me explain what happened,” the white alicorn implored.

Celestia spent the next twenty minutes retelling Novo what had happened. From their encounter in Silver Shoals, to their talks, to the start of their relationship, their engagement, and her arrival to the draconequus empire.

Novo sighed heavily. “More… more coffee, pleaaaaase,” she ordered in exasperation. “And make it espresso this time. This… this is too much to take in. So, you two accepted your feelings for each other, decided to get married, and Discord opened up about his people, where you got to meet his family who are not crazy wackos like him?” Rubbing her templates, she continued. “And now you’re not only married, but you also did it by following their traditions? Are you sure that’s wise?”

Celestia winced a little. “I know Discord will be quite the ride, but I know he’s doing his best and more. He’s really changed. And living on draconequus society has proven to be not that much different than our own regarding the day to day basis.”

“I’m talking about their culture, which, by the way, sounds incredibly complex but beautiful. Who could’ve imagined that the draconequus’ society was so peaceful and tempered, considering the maniac it spawned? Again, no offense, but Discord, even if he’s changed, has done a lot of bad things in the past and more stupid mistakes than anyone else in the history of ever! I mean, just look at his Grogar asspull!” She sighed as a servant served her a cup of espresso. “I’m worried for you, Celestia. I want you to be happy, and if you love him and he loves you, and I do believe he does love you after everything you’ve told me. I just don’t want you suffering from a broken heart or worse.”

“Do you think him capable of doing that to me or using me as a sort of plan?” She asked seriously.

Novo didn’t even flinch as she drank half her coffee. “Of harming you? Absolutely not. Of using you? On a prank or two, absolutely. My worry comes from your new role in life. What if a married life or playing the housewife role becomes unbearable or you find it is something not for you? I don’t want you to be unhappy, Celly.”

Celestia smiled warmly at Novo. “If that ever happens, Discord told me we can move out, explore the world, do whatever we want. But I will never be sad because I’m his wife. I love him with all my heart, Novi,” she replied using her pet name. “That’s the reason I shaved my tail and mane, to show him how much I love him and that even I, a foreigner, am willing to abide by the traditions of his people, even if he isn’t the best at following anything,” she ended with a giggle.

Novo smiled. “As long as you’re happy, I’m happy for you, Celly. I was really afraid that the draconequus’ are not like Discord at all, and by that I mean chaotic beings. The last thing we need is thousands of supreme pranksters running around the place. I am so glad that that is not the case and that Discord is such a singular individual,” she took another sip of her coffee. “I also don’t know how you manage to do it, but even bald you look absolutely stunning. Discord better be grateful to have you.”

“And I am!” Came the voice of Discord before a tear in the air opened up to reveal Skystar and Discord. Using some ducktape, he closed the tearing. Skystar, on the other hand, looked ready to explode. By letting out a high-pitched screech, Skystar hugged Celestia.

“Auntie! Auntie! You’re married now! Oh my feathers, oh my feathers! Are you pregnant yet!? I call dibs on babysitting your babies!” She exclaimed.

Celestia blushed, Discord couldn’t look any smugger even if he tried, and Novo spat the sip of coffee she was drinking.

“Skystar! Where are your manners, young lady!? Have some common decency and tact!” The Queen demanded, but was thoroughly ignored.

While Skystar hugged her tightly, purring and keening with joy, she looked at Novo. “Novi, the reason we came here is to ask you, if it is okay with you, to spend our honeymoon here, in Mount Aris.”

“Consider it my wedding gift, then,” she replied, nodding. “Sucks I couldn’t go to the wedding. Though, after what you’ve told me, getting Luna and the rest of your family there was tricky as it was. Still, I am touched I was the first one you thought of after it was done,” standing up (and accepting a handkerchief from a servant to clean her beak), she signaled the couple to follow her. “Come with me, if you will. And Skystar, please, Celestia needs her personal space.”

Novo then guided her friend and her husband through the castle and ended on the other side of Mount Aris. Upon arriving at the destination, she presented them with a cozy, lovely hut. “This is the official diplomatic hut. Whenever we have a diplomat that’s going to stay for several days or weeks on end, they are given this hut, should they accept, for their use instead of a room from the palace. You can stay here. I assure you, it is quite comfortable.”

Celestia and Discord looked at the hut. It was, indeed, cozy and welcoming. Not too big, not too shabby, it lacked any luxurious indicator on the outside; pretending to be just a normal hut if only well-kept. The true beauty of it laid on its surroundings. It stood at the foot of a small forest running up the back of the palace, near where it connected with an easy access trail to a private beach. The smell of the ocean, the peaceful rumbling of the waves, and the sheer beauty of it made it the perfect place for them to spend their honeymoon.

Celestia hugged Novo for the longest time before Skystar joined in on the hug pile, Discord looked from the sideline until the girls were done. Novo shot him a glance and nodded in approval. After that, Novo and Skystar left the couple on their own. They entered the hut, sparing only a moment to admire the simple luxury of the hut. Paintings, some decorated pots, and everything they could possibly need for their stay except for a kitchen, since the palace staff would serve that purpose for them.

They made their way to the bedroom and flopped don the large bed. “I really thought Novo was going to complain about our marriage, but she was more surprised than anything.”

“She’s a good friend, I guess,” Discord shrugged before drawing her into a tight hug. “I can’t believe we’re actually married! That I, Discord, am a family man now! Who would’ve thought? What will Fluttershy say?”

Celestia sighed happily. “Knowing her, she’s going to hug you and cry as she mumbles how proud she is of you for a few hours. But I’m happy to be your wife, my husband,” she then kissed his chin. “It’s going to take some time for it to come out. Like I said before, you look quite handsome without the beard, but I prefer you with it.”

“The beard strikes again!” Discord kissed the base of her horn.

“I don’t know how life is going to be for both of us now, dear, but I know that despite anything, we will be together and happy by the end of the day. I’m so happy to be your wife, Discord. I can’t wait to get back home and start my official life as a housewife. When we were at the altar and during that ceremony? That was one of the happiest moments of my life.”

“So far, my love,” he corrected. “Our life together has only just begun. Put aside your silly thoughts of being a housewife and raising kids and all that stuff. Here’s gonna be plenty of time for that. For now, let’s simply enjoy being husband and wife.”

Taking the initiative, Celestia rolled over to pin her husband against the bed. Laying on top of him, she was able to capture his lips and began a heavy make-out session. Their tongues dancing and lapping at each other not with hunger nor desperation, but a careful exchange of want, love, and pure joy. Discord grabbed her flanks, kneading and playing with her voluptuous rump as they proceeded to try and suck each other’s souls out for several minutes.

Even with most of her focus dedicated to enjoy and kiss her husband, Celestia had some left to notice her husband’s cock rising past his protective cave and up her teats and belly. Deciding to be the naughty wife, Celestia broke the kiss not without slurping his tongue as she moved down his neck, pelting it with kisses and loving licks. She traveled down his furry chest, scaled midsection, and finally came face to face with his throbbing erection.

She admired it for a few seconds, impressed by its size and the amount of heat it was giving out. She sniffed it, her arousal growing as her nostrils were filled with her husband’s scent. She then began to kiss the base of his shaft and worked her way up to the tip with tentative and demure licks across its length. Once reaching the head of his shaft, she gave it a loving kiss before opening her mouth. Celestia began to suck and polish her husband’s cock at a slow measured pace.

Discord laid on the bed enjoying the blowjob his wife was giving him. She started out slowly and deliberate, but as seconds passed, her rhythm began to change to a more aggressive, domineering pace, only to then jump back into a slow, steady pace for a few seconds and then work her way up again. Also, in tandem with her changing paces, she slowly introduced more and more of his meat down her gullet until her lips reached his base.

Celestia moaned and smiled upon hearing his groan of pleasure. She kept herself there for a few moments until it was getting difficult to breathe. Pulling herself back up, her throat was liberated from the carnal obstacle blocking her throat. When only his tip was left behind the lock of her lips, she sunk down again until her nose met his pelvis. And again, she pulled back.

The motion repeated itself over and over again, interchanging with speeds, angles, and depth of her motions in order to wring his cum into her hungry stomach.

“Celestia!” Discord moaned the name of his wife as he grabbed her ears. With leverage quite literally in hand, he began rocking his hips in order to bring his climax sooner; effectively facefucking his wife in the process. After a few more thrusts, Discord reached his peak and with a barely contained roar, he poured his sticky cum down her gullet. His eyes side crossed as he slumped back on the bed while Celestia gulped down his cum while pulling back.

It took a few seconds until Celestia was able to free his cock from her mouth leaving no trace of cum behind. With a final mouthful, she swallowed her meal and did a ladylike burp. The stinky, jelly-like cum of her beloved showcased its potency as she could smell him through the imprint it left on her mouth.

There was no time for rest or mushiness as Discord vanished beneath the sheets of their bed as if they were quicksand. Before Celestia could ask what had happened, she felt his hands against her rump behind her; fingers clasping hard against her flesh and spreading her wide for his enjoyment. In order to help him and give him a bit of a show, she spread her legs apart and raised her lower end higher for him to admire.

Discord inhaled her musky scent, her arousal making him dizzy and lustful for more. He started kissing her fold and anus before his tongue divided and expanded into two separate appendages. One entered her butthole, the other her pussy.

“D-Discord, s-slow down, pleaaaahhhhsseee!” She pleaded, but her request was denied if not outright ignored. With two tongues ravishing her insides and with how wet and bothered she was, it wouldn’t take long for her to reach her orgasm, she knew that. Still, she pressed her face against the bed, opting to enjoy her treatment.

The Lord of Chaos continued to mess up his wife’s holes with the same treatment she had given him, just in a more drastic fashion. His shifts in style and speed were more prominent and unpredictable, to the point that Celestia was reduced to a gibbering mess by the time her climax arrived. When it did, she moaned loudly into the mattress, her juices flowing to drench Discord’s face and stain the sheets and floor below.

Retreating his tongues and reforging them into his normal, usual one, Discord admired the mess he’d created and smiled. Shifting his movements, he quickly mounted her; using the tip of his phallus to tease her entrance.

“Are you ready, my dear wife?” He asked in a teasing manner.

“Rut me, my husband. Breed me, for I am your mare!” Celestia replied with gusto, thrusting back against his hips, trying to get his cock inside her cunt herself.

“Don’t be so greedy and impatient, my love. This will be our first time making love as husband and wife, shouldn’t we cherish this moment?” He asked with a playful smirk.

“Just shove your cock inside me already, or I’ll do it myself!” She demanded. “I need you inside me, Discord!”

His smirk widened. “Then, as you wish!” With that said, he reached her deepest barrier in a single thrust. “So tight!”

“Sooo big!” She yelled, already drooling with lust and need.

Discord didn’t waste time and started thrusting, not yet with the pace he desired, but was stronger than useful; forceful, dominating, and subjugating. All in order to properly claim her as his mate and wife, the future mother of his children. The next minutes passed in relative peace and calm, with his pace increasing only sporadically but enjoying every second of it as they moaned and gasped for air as pleasure coursed through their bodies.

The feeling of having his cock spreading her tight walls, knowing they belonged to him as his cock belonged to her made Celestia nearly go mad with pleasure and joy. How many thousands of would-be pretenders of love; nobles, commoners, and foreigners in equal measure trying to win her hoof in marriage? Each and every single one of them wanting her not out of love, but to fulfill their own selfish agendas? Well, not everyone. Duke Badok and the simple soldier, Copper Tail, had shown her true intentions of love with no ulterior motives, but she had to reject them for their sakes. It was not the time for her to leave the throne and they were not immortal.

But she made good friends with them and eventually they found another love. She had seen them from afar, so happy and enjoying a simpler life. Even her niece, Cadance, looked positively lovely and at peace with her husband, Shining Armor, and her precious Flurry Heart. And now Twilight would be, too, getting a husband in a few years. Spike a wife. And Luna? Who knows. With Spike, she got a taste of what motherhood could be and a desire to have her own babies burned inside her.

And now, now she could have it.

“H-harder! Faster! F-Flood my womb with your cum, husband dearest!” She pleaded and begged.

“C-Coming right up!” He answered as he finally let go and began to thrust his hips with all the might he could muster. The wet slaps of scale and fur meeting the only thing louder than the married couple’s screams and moans of ecstasy and pleasure.

While not their first time, it was their first as husband and wife. That little fact made the entire act feel and taste so different and new it was unreal for both of them. As Discord approached his second climax, he began to thrust harder but slower, wanting to reach and feel every inch of her pussy while allowing her to feel every inch of his length. One, four, and finally nine thrusts later, their hips locked as he let out a climactic roar: one that marked her as his wife, mate, and lover.

Celestia moaned in turn, eyes wide open and drool drenching the sheets as her climax hit her like lighting hits a rod. Her womb expanded and it was soon flooded with cum. Discord then pulled out his cum while he was still cumming. A spurt of cum landed across her asscheeks before sticking his cock inside her puffy asshole. In one thrust, his hips slammed her butt and the rest of his climax filled her sphincter with its last spurts.

Falling on the bed, the married couple laid there to regain their breath after their intense, passionate, and bountiful lovemaking. They remained like that for several moments, Discord’s cock deflated and returned to its hidden sheath on its own, all the while the two lovebirds snuggled and whispered sweet nothings at each other. Discord ran his claws across her bald head while she snuggled up against him more.

It didn’t take more than a few minutes for the room to start stinking with the pungent smell of Discord’s potent cum. At that point, Celestia smelled the air and sighed happily. The smell was still too strong for her, but it wasn’t as difficult as before and she grew accustomed to it far quicker than their previous time, since the Ceremony to their Wedding, the tradition dictated that no sexual intercourse could be had until after they were proclaimed as a couple or backed out of the marriage.

Still, Celestia smiled as she moved away from her husband, confusing him for a moment. Her intentions were made all too clear after she stepped out of the bed and presented her backside to her husband.

A sign that she had been claimed by him and that she belonged to him, just as much as he belonged to her.

A final drop of cum leaked out of her cunt before it finished jellying itself into a seal, hitting the ground below. The room was increasingly drenched in the stinky, smelly, potent, and overtaking scent of Discord’s cum, and Celestia found she’d come to love that scent in no time.

Chapter 7 End.

Author's Note

Special thanks to anyone that read this!