Adapting to Sanity

“They can do all this and yet they can’t walk on two legs?” Chris looked down at the hundreds of pups playing. Stealing armor to wear or teething on it.

“They’re still puppies big bro. Aww..look at that. They caught ponies and they are bringing them over here.” Christina is still holding the pups who are done feeding and asleep. Now having a heart warming smile to the pups who brought the ponies over to them like good hunters.

The two ponies were wrapped in webbing only leaving their muzzles shut and able to breath through their nose. Chris looked at all the multi-color pups running to the location of the captive ponies. He smiles looking how they are prancing and bouncing quietly on the dirt roads. On top of homes, side of the small buildings and top of trees. Christina lay down the sleeping pups gently then put on her top. Hundreds of pups gathered as close as they could looking at what’ going to happen. Chris and Rook got up to start unwrapping each pony only to leave their legs and muzzle tied up with their ears to listen. As soon as they tore the last webbing that was blindfolding them they screamed but the sound was only muffled. The two strangers looked in horror as tiny thousands of eyes that shone like twinkling stars in the night sky stared at them. They wriggled, screamed, and pleaded to break free. Only to fall on deafs ears.

“New plan.” Rook said in a quiet voice. He knows that his pup’s ears sensitivity is amplified “Listen children, we had a plan to eat a lot of these ponies. Chris suggested that after Anon and Princess Luna get married I somehow ran into them from a close distance. Anon would be confused about how a dog like me exists in this world. I run to him and he gives me a hug. I said something cheesy and ripped his throat.” He stops to look around to make sure everyone is listening. All eyes are on him. So he continues. “Babe, would you mind waking them up?” Rook said not looking at her.

Christina giggled softly behind her hand.”Alright you two wakey wakey. Your father wants to talk to you.” She gently shakes them. The two pups open their eyes and let out a cute yawn. They did their stretches.

The two pups looked at their father. The male who found his mom was a standard color of a German shepherd. The female who was on top of Chris’s head was pure white with piercing blue eyes. “What is it you want to talk about dad?” The male said while scratching his ears. “Would you stop and pay attention to daddy.” The female pounced on her brother and started biting his ear. “I am listening! Just get off so we can go back to sleep.” The small male kicked her off and snared at her.

“Alright, settle down now.” Chris put out two red tendrils to wrap around the two pups. He placed the female on top of his head and put the other into his sister’s arms. “Before you start with your idea, Rook. I know that white pony.” He got up with the white female still attached. Chris looked at the white pony who was now spooning back to stomach. Trying to find comfort to stop the shaking. “Yeah I know this pony. Her name is Surprise. White coat with wings. She looks identical to Pinkie Pie. Lookie here, she’s even pregnant. Then this must be her husband. An earth pony no doubt.” Chris grabs the husband by the mane then drags him to Rook.

Surprise muffled screams were daunting. Tears streaked down pouring as saying don’t hurt him. Chris stopped at Rooks feet with him giving a middle finger to Surprise. “Why can’t we kill her? She carries a descendant of an element of laughter.” Rook asked with one paw on the earth pony’s head putting pressure on him. The husband yelped through the tightness of the bandage around his muzzle.

“Because it’s going to mess up the timeline. Just let her watch. Who knows, Pinkie Pie might go crazy in the future.” Chris looked at the distraught soon to be widow. Even though she was crying she was clearly confused about how this creature knew her name and knew about the elements. Only a very selective few know about them. Not even her own husband knows.

Christina put down her son to get up to walk to Surprise. She bent down to lift up her head to put her on her lap. “It’s ok, just lay there and watch the show. Once it’s over we let you go.” She said between pats on her head. Surprise couldn’t do anything but close her eyes and cry.

“Right, the new plan would have these two.” Rook pointed to the son who Christina put down then pointed at the female on Chris’s head. “Are going to take my place. Once we saw those two discard Anon. Me, Christina, Chris will take down Celestia and Luna’s mother and father. Once they are dead you kids go have fun. Don’t kill those sisters. Rough them up a little.”

“Why not daddy?” Random pup asked in the trees.

“Because they can move the Sun and the Moon. Now then..” Rook got up from his haunches to look at Chris. “Would you like to do the honors?” Rook genuine smiled with his tail wagging.

“Sure, this is going to be our first fest with a pony. Not really sure how they taste.” As soon the earth pony heard that from Chris he tried to break free. He was hyperventilating, shaking his head as trying to plead to him not to do this.
“Shshsh, It’s ok..everything is going to be ok.” Chris said gently. He placed his hand on his furry stomach. “Hey sis, since you’re a mother you should get your first bite.” When Chris went into the first universe he was joyed. He was a little skeptical if he was really going to kill. But when the time came and all the cards were on the table he cried. He hesitated at that moment. As time went on with only the flashbacks of what occurred back then time after time again. He went numb. He accepted it. The feeling of a newborn life torn in half by a single finger.

“Sure! I’ll eat half of his heart then you can eat the other half. Because sharing is caring right Surprise?” Christina hugged Surprise head to her chest and let go.

“One heart coming up” Chris made his left hand like a C shape with his other hand holding his neck. Rook came over to sit on his face. “Even though your muzzle is tied up we still can’t have you make a lot of noise.”

“Now hold..still..” With an ice cream scoop into the husband’s flesh Chris dug in slow with his strength. The husband’s body thrash with silent screams. Blood pours out of the entrance of Chris’s hand. Chris searches for his heart. Passing his intestines and lungs. Finally found the beating flesh in his palms. He pulled slowly, he could feel the snapping of veins and tissue.

”I should be disgusted out by this and yet, I feel excited. Why?” Chris asked himself, unsure of this hunger brewing inside of him.

With a strong pull the heart was free. He took out the husband’s heart and showed it to Surprise who saw the whole thing. Chris walked to Christina with a bloody trail. Droplets of blood surrounded Chris where he was standing. “Here you go sis, eat up before it gets cold.”

Rook got up to stare at his lover. Licking his lips with excitement. He looked down at the now dieing pony. “Before you die, take a good look at your wife. She is going to be covered in your own blood. Your sent will never leave her. You should be proud.” Rook chuckled and went back to look at the scenery.

Christina brought the heart to her lips. Without using her symbiote teeth she sank into the flesh apple with a big chuck. Gore gushes out splattering all over her mouth down her chest then all over Surprise’s head. Christina looked up with her eyes close in bliss. The texture and flavor from a pony was indescribable. With her chewing came to a halt with her mouth open, the only flavor she can come close to was Cane’s chicken. Even the sauce was almost identical. With a moan she looked down to look at her brother then at her lover. With a heavy breath along with a huff she finally came down with her high. “You guys gotta try this.” She handed the heart to Chris.

“Let’s do this together Rook.” Chris looked at Rook who nodded his head. Rook now standing on his hind legs bit down on the heart at one side with Chris on the other.

“It tasted like Cane’s chicken right? With that sauce, pretty crazy.” Christina giggled then looked down at Surprise. Her eyes are glossed over. A thousand yard stare.

The two boys tug with all their strength. Blood scattered like a pinata. “Really you two? The blood is going to stench and everyone will know. Who’s going to clean that up?” Christina facepalm.

The two boys with the same expression as Christina came down with their own delicious high and responded to her. “Don’t worry sis.”

“We can have our pups clean up. Alright kids, you can have a midnight snack.” Rook said with a quiet tone.

One by one the multi-color pups walk to the corpse. Only the open slit that Chris made was visible. One pup sniffed at the wound then placed a small bite at it. Then tug to pull like a red curtain. Even though a pup still means he was born a symbiote. With strength the pup tug slowly at the wound then opened fully. Intestines gather at the floor like rope. More and more pups gathered at the mess. Sniffing at first then nibble. “It’s good everyone, tasted like cockatrice.” That’s all they needed to know. A frenzy of tiny needles like teeth ripping and tearing at the corpse.

As the three adults sat next to Surprise who was staring at her late husband, Christina had a thought. “Once morning comes Surprise you’ll be at your home. One of my kids will watch you just in case you go off running. Do anything like that. I have my kid eat your limbs. You got that?” She finished with all that with a smile. Surprise looked at her with lifeless eyes and nodded. “You’re the best.” She said then started to pet her. Surprise turned her head to continue to stare at her fleshless husband. Now just bones. The little piranhas made short work on him.

“Alright kiddos, some of you clean up the blood splatters on this room.” Rook told his children.

As the pups listen to their father the crime scene seems like it never happens. All that’s left is the bones. “What should we do about these daddy?” Random pup question.

“I got this.” Chris shot out his red web to cover up the remains. Once it was secured he swung it around above him. With enough momentum he tossed it in the forest with all his strength. Soaring through the sky yards away it vanished into the forest. “Like it never happens. Phew, that was good eating. Let’s get some sleep.”

“Big day later on kids, get as much as you can. We are skipping breakfast and lunch. So get your hunger ready.” Rook curled behind Christina to get ready to sleep.

“Night Surprise.” With blood still in her mouth she lifted Surprise’s chin up and stuck her tongue in her. Making sure she tastes her husband’s blood. Surprise didn’t flinch or even move. She just let it happen.

Chris watches the two settling down to take a nap then watch the rest of the pups closing their eyes in the trees one after another. “Going to be a riot, can’t wait.” With that he laid back close his eyes.

Later in the afternoon

In the morning it was busy. Ever since Anon has arrived he was a wizard at structure. Having blueprints memorized from his home world. The village where he was living was more advanced than any other country. The homes were ponies living in were homes from earth. The rich neighborhood settlement. The only thing that wasn’t built was the roads. It was just dirt. Ponies and griffins were moving at an alarming rate in the morning. Gathering materials for the big wedding. Last minute touches if you will. The wedding will be at the church that Anon designed. Even though Anon has only lived in Equestria for four years he couldn’t build what he designed. He had help with all his friends and his new family. Besides Celestia and her mother. Few times Anon saw Celestia flirting with Luna in front of him. Multiple times it happened throughout the whole ordeal before the wedding. Every time Celestia flirts, Luna blushes.

Calm down Anon, this will be over soon. Get mad at Celestia and Luna will kick me to the curve. Still bullshit though.

As time went on the wedding finally came at the Church Anon designed. Ponies gather on one side and griffins on the other. Anon wears a tuxedo (because he’s Anonymous with a memory of all structures on earth and taught the villagers he’s ways back on earth. I know he’s disgusting) waiting at the altar for his wife. ”My wife..we can finally be together and be free. We can finally see the world.” Anon thought to himself.

Outside of the Church of Anonymous

”There she is.” Christina saw Luna walking down the aisle. “There she is, guys, she looks so beautiful in that dress. She would look even more beautiful with her tears on it.” Christina was giddy with expectations. As the three look at the top of the churches roof windows they can see everything. The inside of the church was huge. Could roughly hold six hundred each side. When they scout around the church it is small. The church was like an old western. White with big brown double solid doors in the middle
“Fucking magic.” Chris shakes his head not understanding the magic of cheating.

The three continued to watch the wedding. Sadly enough they can’t hear a damn thing but that’s ok. The couple seem to be done with their vows.

“Love happy endings, good for them for getting married.” Christina put her hands onto her chest with fake tears and sniffing.

The now newlyweds kiss with an uproar of cheers. They walk together down the aisle with flowers and rice thrown unto them. The three symbiotes climb where they can see him. The door bust open only to be met with more flowers and rice. Luna’s parents were there along with a curtain white pegasus.

Luna’s father was the first to speak. Solar Eclipse. Standing at 10 feet tall with 9 feet long horn. His coat was the color of the sunrise. His mane is the color of the dark side of the moon. His eyes are covered with tainted sunglass thanks to Anon intervention. He says whoever stares at him and his sister/wife’s eyes too long they go blind. In which it happens a few times.

“Oh my little woona is married now! Happiest day in my long, oh so long life!” He grabbed Luna’s stomach and lifted her up to hug her tightly. “If you leave now there is a map and both of your things ready for your departure at your home.” Solar Eclipse whispered into Luna’s ear. “I’m so proud of my daughter.” Solar levitated his wife’s tail to blow his nose.

“Hmph, why you have to marry a monkey is beyond me woona. Why can’t you marry your sister for us sake! We got magic that can help you have foals, it’s the only logical reason.” Lunar Eclipse the mother of the two sisters. The way she looks is reversed from her brother/husband. Without the glasses. She mainly closes her eyes and gets around by sound. Only she can look at her husband and vice versa.

“Excuse us mother but we really must be going. Love you daddy and I see you both later.” Anon was quiet throughout the conversation. He already had a hunch what Solar whispered to Luna

As the couple walk down the aisle with the crowd cheering them with congratulations from the people. One last interruption was ordered.

“I’m so happy for both of you! Finally you two get hitch!” Surprise gently floated between the both of them and gave them a hug. The hug lasted a little longer than usual.

“Your shaking Surprise, you must be really happy for us huh?” Anon gave a cheerful smile.

Surprise backed away and took a good look at the two with tears in her eyes. “Yep..really happy for the both of you.” she said with a force smile.

“Like to stay and chat with my good friend but we’re really off.” Luna gave her a quick hug back at her.

Surprise floated down sitting down on her haunches. “Yeah...let’s chat later.” She didn’t even look at them.

“Surprise? Is everything ok with y-”

“Anon, look over there! What are those strange wolves?” Luna put one hoof onto Anon’s shoulder to get his attention.

Anon listened to what his wife said to find out a surprise (pun intended) to find two full grown German Shepherds. One was a standard colored while the other was pure white. The crowd that was cheering them has stopped to see what has gained the attention of the newlyweds. Two strange like wolves appear in front of the couple in safe distance from them. The crowd oohed and awed.

“I don’t believe it, German Shepherds from my old world are here. This is amazing Luna! Hey Surprise guess wha..” Anon looked back to see that she was gone. “Where did she go?” He looked around but no sight of here.

“Are they safe my love?” Luna said without taking her eyes off of them.

“Depends how you raised them. But let’s find out.” Anon gave a good loud whistle.

The two dogs sniff the area that they were at when their ears perked up. They look at the direction of the whistle. With both tilting their heads they ran towards Anon.

“Let’s see how nice they are.” Anon walked ahead of Luna. “Stay where you at Luna, let me get to know them so they can be at ease with you.”

“Just be careful alright!” Luna stayed like he asked. Worried but she trusts him.

Anon bent down slowly without raising his hands. The two dogs cocked their heads in confusion. As the two started sniffing him all over the place the brown one started to lick his face.

“Hahaha, It’s nice to meet you too! Stop that it tickles!” Anon scratching the brown dogs back and neck. “Ugh, you’re so huggable! Come here, let me hug you.” Anon hugged the brown dog but forgot the white one. “Hey? Where’s your friend-” Anon stopped to look at the white dog. The white dog is smiling. No teeth were showing. It was a sinister smile with a crazed look in its eyes.

“We are going to enjoy ripping you apart.” The brown dog whispered into his ear.

Anon looked back at Luna “LUN-!” was all he could say before the brown dog plunged his maw onto his neck. With one quick motion he ripped his throat. The strength that he possesses only left Anon’s neck barely dangling on the last attached skin.

“NOOOOOO!! AANONN!!” Luna screamed in her royal voice. Deafening everything around her. Without thinking about teleporting she ran to Anon.

The two dogs made quick work on Anon. He wasn’t eating, just torn to pieces. Limbs and body parts scattered the area. When they heard the loudest scream they stopped what they were doing using their camouflage to blend in the environment.

When she got there she couldn’t say anything at first. Just looked in horrored. After what seemed like forever she spoke with a quivering voice.

“Anon….” Was all she could muster.

“Look behind you.” Said a mysterious voice. She jumps and turns quickly to defend herself. Only to witness a slaughtering.

The two dogs she witnessed who killed her husband stand in front of her, smiling. But what really mainly focused on her was her village was being attacked by multi-color aliens. All of them were dogs just like the ones in front of her. What caught her eyes were two strange beings. One was red while the other was red and yellow. They were on top of her parents.

“Mother! Father!” She ran past the two dogs who were laughing. She didn’t make it very far only because they stopped moving.

After Luna’s yell from Anon’s death

The three symbiote amigos watch Luna run towards Anon’s lifeless body. When they got their hearing back they saw how she wailed and weep. She was hugging his dead body with his head dangling when she rocked back and forth. Chris, Christina and Rook put their hands and paws over their mouths and laughed as hard as they could without causing a scene.

“Ok ok guys, lets calm down. All of them were distracted about his death. We got two powerful alicorns to deal with.” Christina being the reasonable.

“I’ll take the dad, you two take the mother. Make it fast and clean. Once they’re dead..” Chris was about to finish his sentence but Rook took over.

“Then time to feed the pigeons.” Rook ruining the moment.

“Wait what? Come on man, suppose to say time to feed our kids or something.” Chris facepalm.

Rook just chuckled to see Chris in shame.

“Now or never boys. Let’s not talk but go completely feral like Rook planed” Christina glared at both of them.

Chris, Christina, Rook change into their symbiote form then leaped at their targets. Solar and Lunar Eclipse never saw them coming. Going by their symbiote name, they agree Carnage landed on Solar’s back. He looked back to see what landed on him only to see a weird red shape axe.

As Christina and Rook latch onto Lunar’s body. Rook on her back and Christina on her side. She felt something but wanted to make sure her brother was ok after what Luna just witnessed. When she did, she saw an evil looking red alien creature. But what scared her the most was when she looked at the creature it did something to it’s claw to make it transform into an axe. Before she could say anything, that..thing swung. Halfing her brothers face horizontally. She wanted to scream, wanted to use the very powers of the celestial being that she was. But felt pain in her chest. When she looked down she saw the same strange aliens as the red one but one was yellow and the other was black. They both pierce her chest with their claws. Both smile widely with needle like teeth. “Wha..no..no..please no..” were the last words spoken before they ripped away her heart and organs from her chest.

As the two Alicorns were assassinated they saw Luna stop from a distance. She dropped to the ground, tears staining her wedding dress. She was hopeless. She couldn’t do anything. All she could do was look at what killed her parents. It was over so quickly that the crowd didn’t notice what transpired. Her parents were in the back of the crowd. Every Creature was looking at Luna’s direction feeling sorrow and remorse for her and Anon.

“AROOOOOO!!” Venom howl’s that sounded like a dead wolf in an empty hall echoing with twin like voices. It made every creature flinch and turn around of what made the noise. But when they did they found out the most powerful Alicorns lay dead before their eyes. Not only when they justify their rulers death but when that black creature howled more and more and more of multi-color strange aliens just like the black one keep reappearing.

“Gods and goddesses help us.” One of the ponies said. The black creature barks once then the little ones bolted. Latching onto any living thing. Yells and cries could be heard from miles away. Hundreds of little pups chasing down the ponies. Guards try to defend others only to get gang up on. Unicorns trying to blast some of the little aliens only to be not fast enough casters. Griffins tried to attack and helped out but there were so many. If they get caught it is over.

One Griffin known as Gruff knew that one large black alien dog. That was the one who was chasing him and the pony who was on his back. Clover the Clever. “I’m sorry.” Was all he could say before they flew off.

Luna watched in horror as the little monstrosity dug inside a pony. At least three of them borrowed into his back. He was trying to run from them but his movements became sluggish as seconds went by. He continued to run but his head sunk low to the ground. It seemed like those three were wearing him as a suit. Making a puppet move.

Luna also saw a mare getting tug by four of those things by each limb. She screamed like a banshee as her limbs can be seen getting torn apart slowly. Appendage of tissues snapping. Then she went quiet.

“Sister..where are you?”

No sooner then she said that she saw her sister landed in front of three large aliens. Leaving a cloud of dust. She didn’t say anything to them. All was there on her face. Pure anger was in her eyes. Her glowing white eyes pouring sun’s tears. They won’t pour down, they are pouring up. Her horn was seething white hot only to leave the tip of her horn bright blue. The energy coming off her horn was like rainbow electricity. She pointed her horn towards them and fired a spell she never saw before. A blasting rainbow light shot out engulfing the three with ease with a boom that caused an avalanche from a mountain that was behind Luna.

When the spell was done the little demons scattered and yelp. Running to the forest leaving their parents behind.

Celestia

Celestia wobbled after the spell was done. Thanks to Surprise telling her what happened to her and what’s going to happen to her parents. She gathered the elements from the tree as fast as she could. When she returned to her home only to find out the village was destroyed. Ponies and griffins lay dead on the dirt road, in and on their homes.

She lost her strength from the spell and collapsed onto the ground. She looks around to see the elements that help her do a spell while on the ground.

”They need to replenish.” Celestia thought.

She looks at the creatures to see what the spell is done. Only to find out those three were turned to stone. They stood together, hugging each other looking at her direction. In the middle was the dog alien with the yellow one hugging the dog with its head on its shoulders. The red alien had its arm draped over the middle.

“Are they mocking me!” Celestia was furious. She gathered what strength she had to stand up. She turned around and buckled as hard as she could.

Nothing, no scratch or dent.

“Sister!!”

Celestia turns around to see Luna with Anon’s dead body in her hooves. Took a few minutes to reach Luna considering how weak she was at the moment.

“Luna, are you ok?” Celestia asked. Only for Luna to shake her head no. “Sorry, stupid thing to ask. I’m so sorry about Anon. I know I always play around with him but i’m truly sorry.”

Luna fling herself to her and cried. Celestia can only hold her and rub her back. Giving her a soft voice saying it’s over now over and over again.

Luna backed away to face her. She brought her lips onto hers. “I can’t lose you sister, please don’t leave me. You are all I have left.”

Celestia was a little shocked her sister kissed her but she welcomed it. They hug one another for a while longer to cry on each other’s shoulders.

“I always love you Luna, I will never leave you. I’m sorry to say this but would it be ok if I turn them to ashes? I know it sounds disrespectful but we need to be strong and rebuild this village. For mom and fathers sake.” Celestia look at the mangled body of Anon

“For Anonymous sake too.” Celestia finished.

Luna could only nod in silence.

“Let me focus on you sister, at least for now.” Celestia gave one last hug. She looks back at the Alien statues. “Now what to do about them?”

26 years later after the birth of Flurry Heart

“So where are we going to your friends Flurry?” Luna asked.

“We set up camp in the Everfree Forest. You guys are going to love them. They’re the same species as the story you told me about Celly!”

“Their human?” Celestia tilted her head.

“Yep yep!”