Adapting to Sanity

Ew, Anon side story...disgusting.

In a village where Anon lives with his soon to be bride. Luna was making lunch for her and Anon. But she was having a hard time doing so with an annoyance with her flank(s). By annoyance that means Anon. He was behind her on both of his knees groping, spreading and lightly slapping her flanks. She loves him with every fiber of her being but sometimes he can be a foal. There she was, just concentrating on making a salad for lunch for him and her. All the while with a face that says “tch.”

“Thunder, feel the thunder. Lightning then the thunder.” Anon sang with each slap of Luna’s flanks with his hands.

“Anon, sweety..I love you dearly but why must you be so obsessed with my flanks!” Luna was talking calmly, only for the last part with a raised voice

“How can I not! My dear sweet-” Anon wanted to continue speaking but he shook. A shiver went down his spine. “That felt weird, felt like a ghost ran it’s fingers down my back.” He rubbed his back to get whatever feeling off of him.

“Probably mother speaking ill about you with my sister.” Luna looked at him then shook her head while going back to making lunch.

“You might be right, gotta say Luna. Your mother still hasn’t given up on ruining my life.” He nervously laughed with one hand rubbing behind his head.

“I know Anon, I’m sorry you have to endure both my mother and my sister’s actions.” Luna put her hoof on her head to rub her headache away.

“It’s fine, took awhile for me to get used to the idea of your sister marrying you. With your mother trying to sabotage every possible outcome of me marrying you. Last but more importantly, there are only four of you left.” Anon scratched his chin in thought.

Anon watched Luna using her magic to bring two salad bowls on the table. When it was placed they ate in silence for a moment.

“Have I ever told you what happened to Celestia when she was trying to woo me near the waterfall?” Luna smiles with her mouth closed with deliciousness before swallowing her food down.

“This ought to be good, what happened?” Still chowing down on his salad, little pieces falling out.

Luna put her hoof in front of her muzzle and giggled. “Before you came here, I went for a swim to cool off from the terrible heat. The place was empty with no pony in sight. Must of swam a good few minutes but as soon I dipped my head under the water and came out. My sister was laying down sideways trying to seduce me. I look down at her stomach to see leaves on her teats.” Luna stopped for a moment to eat a few lettuces before continuing her little tale.

“Before I could say anything she talked first with a confident smile.” Luna tried to use bedroom eyes but came out more of a glare. She never was good at seducing.

“Hello my beloved sister, see anything you like?” “I wanted to say nothing but couldn’t. So I told her what I saw.” Luna smiled at the memory she was about to say.

“My big sister, your teats are covered with fresh poison ivy. If you don’t hurry to put some ointments on your teats they won’t be swollen.” Luna again giggled.

“What happened?” Anon loved to see Celestia suffer. She was always there at the wrong time when Luna and him wanted some alone time at a romantic place.

“She looked down to make sure I wasn’t joking. Sure enough her eyes went wide. Her hoof swatted the leaves as fast she could. She didn’t even look at me, she just screamed and cursed her father’s name for helping her. Dammit Solar Eclipse! She ran off cursing. Few times I saw her tripping over her own hooves.” Luna finally finished her little tale.

Anon loved Luna’s dad. He just wanted to see Luna happy no matter what creature courted her. When they finally decided to be together and tell him he was overjoyed. On the other hand, the mother name Lunar Eclipse didn’t stand for that. She wanted both of the sisters to be married and carried the bloodline. Yes they are females but there are always spells to have curtain equipment attached. They need to get married just like her husband/brother.
Anon

Anon chuckled at Celestia’s misfortune. “Once we get married tomorrow you don’t have to worry about your sister’s shenanigans ever again.”

“Sure hope so love. Maybe we can go somewhere pretty far away from here, just the two of us.” Luna picked up the plates and put them in the sink. It was a good thing Anon was here. He was good at making things from his world to replicating to her world.

“Actually, your dad gave me few locations but they are FAR. Hope you are up for an adventure!” Anon couldn’t wait to get the hell out of this village. Four years he’d been there and every year the name of the village kept changing. He heard the village name would change at the end of the year. It would be Ponyville. Goofy name but whatevs.

“Oh? Which ones?” Luna tilted her head.

Anon pulled a map from his pocket. “Alright, here’s what your dad suggested..”

Back to the symbiotes, because fuck Anonymous.

As the trio walk down a path not too far away from their sanctuary. One questions themselves a wondrous question.

“Say, do you two know the way back to the village? I completely forgot how to get there.” Chris rubbed the back of his head ashamed.

“You’re in luck, I’m a German Shepherd. Plus my senses amped up. I got the smell of how to get back there.” Rook said obviously with a deadpan look.

Chris put his head down and mentally kicking himself for that dumb question that he walked himself in.

“My bad, I don’t see you as a dog anymore. Just..one of us you know. Anyways, glad you’re able to get their scent from these distances. Not going to question it. Just mark it up for alien reasons.” Chris continued to talk without looking back.

“How far is the river with the waterfall? Really need a bath.” Christina wanted to know ever since Chris spotted a lake when they were near the top of the trees.

“Well, we could get there quickly just by swinging there. But there is one more question I wanted to ask. Why are you so obsessed with Rook sis?” Chris wanted to know why. It’s been bugging him ever since they got separated.

With a deep inhale and exhale she tried to explain. “I was never a fan of dating men or women. I tried dating both genders, just couldn’t do it. Ever since dad took us hunting my first crush when I was a little girl was a wolf.” Christina answered honestly.

“Have you had sex with one or any other K9?” Rook said with an eyebrow raised.

“N-No! Of course not! There were a few times I wanted to but didn’t. Because it was frowned upon.” Christina raised her hands in defense. She might have stepped on a landmine on this topic.

“Don’t worry hun, I couldn’t be mad at you if you did. We wouldn’t be together back then.” Rook now standing up put his arm around her to bring a quick kiss.

Christina blush from that. “Thank you, well the reason why I’m nuts about Rook was when we did it in the kitchen he filled that empty void that I had. And I couldn’t let him go.”

Chris looked back at the two with a smile. “Sweet but cliche sis. Anyways, let’s head to that river. Few things we need to discuss after we get washed up. Alright let’s swing our way there.”

Didn’t take more than ten minutes to reach their destination thanks to forest thick trees. On the plus side it was good practice to see how maneuvered they are between spaces of them.

As the three reached the river back they stood there admiring the scenery. Different species of birds flew by near the waterfall chirping and gathering food. Few monkeys were in the water bathing. The whole place was or in this case is a tropical paradise. The riverbank is just a huge circle for the waterfall.

“Fuck me this is amazing, I’m afraid if I get inside that water I cum instantly. I fucking do it to and it will be fantastic.” Chris hurriedly taking off his white shirt and pants only leaving him in his boxers.

“Chris I’m sorry but I’m going in naked. If you look it’s your own fault but at this point I don’t care if you look. I need a baTH GOD DAMMIT!” Christina mimicked Chris but she went all the way. She bolted bare ass towards the water and jumped. Being a symbiote as she was, her jump was a tad far. Nearly hitting the rocky wall. “IT FEELS SO GOOD GUYS!!” Encouraging the two to jump in.

“Even though I saw my own sister naked but that doesn’t matter right now. Sweet relaxation is here and I’m taking it!” Chris was about to run but felt Rook on his back.

“MUSH HUMAN MUSH!” Rook pointed to their destination. Chris neigh like a horse as he rear back like one. With his hands now on the ground he.. Gallope?. As Chris galloped on all fours, right before jumping in, Chris stopped and stood up. He stood next to the water to dip a toe in it.

“Fuck that, im sitting here with my legs in the water. How the hell did sis manage this cold water?” As Rook got off of Chris’s back to let him sit down. He stood up to transform his body into a bodybuilder with a double chin that could break five cement blocks. When he was done transforming into a very well known celebrity he walked towards Chris. Rook bent down with a web made fishing hook with a thin line. He quickly hooked it to his boxers and picked up Chris.

“Yo! The fuck you doing Rook?!” Chris was trying to wiggle free, it was in vain.

Rook tried to mimic the voice of the celebrity. “It’s time to exercise, once you’re done it you get hooked.” Chris groans but Rook continues. “Remember the saying man’s best friend? Well, it’s a lie.” Rook threw Chris with little effort. The place where they were at was the size of a football stadium. As Chris shouting distasteful vocabulary through the distance while the web like fishing hook attached, Rook was squatting down readying himself to launch towards him.

“Your angry shouts have given me a river of emotions. But no matter how you stream away, I ALWAYS CATCH UP!” Rook grabs hold of the web as he was taken into the air with Chris. As the two soar through the air, gravity finally took effect. Even though Rook really didn’t estimate how much power he threw Chris along with going along with him. They were over 150 feet. The idiot’s just laugh all the way down with a sickening splash with their backs hitting first.

“That didn’t hurt one bit! We have to test a lot of things out. Like cutting off our heads is a good start. Also how did you change your body? Didn’t the Merchant say no changing?” Chis questioning.

Rook was dog paddling around Chris. “He said no camouflage or turning invisible. Never said anything about changing the shape of your body.”

“Neat, wonder if I can increase the size of my di-mhmm..” Chris looked down to see a yellow web covering his mouth. He looked at Rook, who had a few yellow webbing on his back. The webs tug strong for the both of them and sent towards Christina.

“Baby! Are you alright? You’re not hurt are you? You’re dick is not broken is it?” Christina was bombarding questions to Rook with his face in her chest. “The hell are you thinking Chris?! Doing a crazy stunt like that?!”

Chris peeled off the webs “Woah there sis! Calm your tits down! Rook pulled a prank on me. He sneaked up behind me and threw me into this cold ass water. That stunt didn’t hurt the both of us one bit. Also ask if he wanted a test of cutting our heads off. To see how far we ca-” Again Chris got interrupted. Not by webbing onto his mouth but by a quick slash through his neck. Chris’s head rolled off and landed onto Christina’s hand.

The now headless Chris just stared before blinking. “WHAT THE FUCK CHRISTINA?! I mean this is cool. Now we know if we have our heads removed we live but WHAT THE FUCK!? MY OWN SISTER KILLED ME!” Chris was outraged of course. Little glad the test results proved to be correct but could’ve done differently.

Christina took a deep breath of relief “Phew, glad that worked out. I’m so sorry Chris. When you said you wanted to test that out I wanted to blow off some steam. So just attached your head back on?” Christina put her brother’s head on. “Hey look! Your body was still swimming without your head! That’s neat!”

“I’m glad you’re ok Chris, also we can breathe underwater you two. Thanks to Christina shoving me into her chest underwater. So technically she killed us both.” Rook looked at Christina with a deadpan stare.

“Fine I’m sorry! I got scared and emotional. Anyways, after watching that stunt I came to a decision. I want your knot inside of me right now and have pups. And you Chris..” Christina’s mouth turns into pin needles like teeth. “GO AWAY!!” Christina grabs her brother’s face, lifts him up and toss him straight forward. Christina reverts back to normal to look at Rook. She started breathing heavy with her tongue hanging out. “I want your puppies right here, right now.” Rook tried to swim away but got dragged underwater.

When Chris finally landed a safe distance away from his sex crazed sister. He swam to the nearest place to get out of the water. “Well, since I’m alone now I can think of a plan to sneak into that village and found out what year we’re in. Until then..gotta get used to the idea of being an uncle ten times over. Also, what the fuck they going to look like.”

Some time later

Chris was past out on the grass, happily asleep. “Hiyaa!!” If you have a sibling then having a good rest is not happening. Christina tosses a monkey at her brother, she has some urgent news to tell him.

As the monkey on Chris’s face going ape shit. With a lot of pounding with its fist and stomping on him but all that felt like a fly to Chris.

With a sigh of disappointment Chris was awake. “I’m up, I’m up. What is it that..you..want?” He finally got up with him picking up the monkey and tossing it behind him. He tilted his head back along with pinching the bridge of his nose. “And you’re pregnant. You know what? I’m not even surprised. Both of you wanted kids, pups or whatever. But what raises the question is how the hell you’re pregnant! Looks like your water is about to break.” Chris raised his hands in frustration. “How long was I out?” Chris trying to calm down with both of his hands running down his face.

Christina was in her clothes holding her pregnant belly. Her once proper attire shirt and blue jeans are torn and cut. Her shirt, as it was a white guipure lace is cut in half. More of a sports bra now. Her once blue jean’s are just now booty shorts. With a few spotted dried blood stains.

“About three hours and you’re right. I can feel them moving.” As soon as Christina finished her statement her water broke. “Oh fuCK! THEIR COMING OUT! Honey, hold my fucking hand please!” Christina snared at Rook.

“Oops, right I’ll do that.” As Rook holds her hand. She squats down and pulls down her shorts to her ankles. Christina squeezes Rook’s paw tightly as she pushes whatever ‘s inside of her out. “Fucking shit! That should be it.” With heavy breaths she looked down to what she gave birth to. “The hell..?” It’s all that she could say.

“Sis, that’s downright disgusting. Here I thought it’s going to be anthropomorphic pup but what we got here is something totally different.”

Christina was ready to puke, her brother was right on the money. She really thought she was going to give birth to an anthropomorphic puppy. But what she got instead was thousands of little egg sacs. “Dear god, I’m not human anymore.” She looked away from the egg pile looking distraught.

“When they hatch and grow up they change. This is alarming though, but you did say you wanna get pregnant by any species.” Rook bent down and sniffed the eggs. “Well good news babe, I do smell our scent on these little buggers. Don’t know about you hun but my instincts are telling me to push these to the water, weird huh?”

“You’re right, my body is telling me to put them in.” She walked to the eggs and covered it up with webs the best she could. She then picked it and put them in the water. “Anymore left hun?”

“Nope, you got all of them. Here’s your shorts.” Rook grabs her booty shorts and tosses it to her.

Chris wasn’t fazed about his sister being half naked. He was mostly focused on the ground where the eggs were. There have to be over the thousands. Maybe in the ten thousands. “Having a feeling they’re going to be feral symbiote pups at first then they evolved into thinking individuals.” Chris said out loud.

“You really think so? They won’t try to kill us would they?” Rook worriedly asked.

“Don’t know, we can only wait and see.” Chris took a deep breath and released it. All he wanted was to change the subject. “Let’s talk about something else if you guys don’t mind.”

“You guys don’t think the fish are going to eat them do you? Should I put them somewhere else? Is this what it feels like to be a mother?” Christina was pacing back and forth making sure no predators are near her offspring.

“Their safe sis, if you gave birth in three hours I’m pretty sure they hatch soon enough.” Chris being a big brother that he is reassuring her. “Right, I have a simple way to see what’s inside that village and ruin their wedding.”

Christina looked at him with glee. “Let’s hear it! Also put some clothes on. Can’t take you seriously.”

“Dang, there on the other side of the bank. We really do need more clothes. My white shirt is cut in half. My left leg of my pants is torn at knee level and we have no shoes.”

“We should rob a bank with matching black and white stripes clothing. Have black bags with a big money symbol.” Rook eyed rolled at his bad joke. “Anyways, let’s get your stuff and tell us what you have in store for us.”

Village at night time

“You think we should have more guards? Some of the guys witnessed a strange timber wolf-like creature.” A guard said to his superior. The two were guarding the entrance of Anon and Luna’s home.

“If it’s just as small as a timber wolf, there is no need to hunt it down. They’re more scared of us than we are of them.” The superior quoted.

The other guard just hummed in agreement and together stood in silence. Few shouts started to emerge. The sounds of tables being moved. Things are being thrown. Until the door flew open with Celestia running from the house just a few feet away.

“The fuck is wrong with you Celestia! Breaking into our home and touching my wife! Fucking kill you right here, right now!”
Anon took off his shirt and took a fighting stance.

“Anon, all I wanted to do was ask my sister a harmless question. That’s all there is!” Celestia pointed a hoof at him then brought it slowly to her nostrils. She took a deep whiff of her sister’s delicious scent. She sighs in bliss with such happiness it makes her spine shiver in dissipation. With shit eating grin she had one last thing to say before she took off. “I’m lying, I did dig my hoof in her honey pot. I’ll do it again too!!” She sat on her haunches with one hoof raised up high and the other still smoosh into her muzzle. “HAHAH, MWAHAHAHA!!” With that last shout she used her cheating magic to teleport far away from Anon.

Anon was furious beyond comparison, he dropped to his knees with his fists in the air screaming to the heavens. “CEELLESSTIIAAAAA!!”

Luna was outside watching the whole scene. Her mane was messy, few strains of fur were sticking out. All she could do was just roll her eyes. “What’s done is done Anon. Let’s go back inside, I need your help finding my dairy. I can’t seem to find it after you two made a mess inside. Sister must’ve taken it.”

Anon instantly stopped being a drama queen and spring up “Oh dang, didn’t you place some strong spells to prevent that from being stolen from her?”

“I did, I’m not too worried about it. She won’t go to her mother because she’s too prideful to get help.” Luna waited for Anon to come back inside. Once he did she looked at the two night guards. “Good night you two.” She closed the door.

“Can’t wait for the wedding tomorrow, aren’t you getting married to your younger sister sometime soon Captain?” The younger cadet was doing a small trot dance with a smile on his face.

The Captain did a deep chuckle. “Aye, That I am. You know cadet, I have a feeling this little village would be a good place not to get judged if marrying a sibling.”

“Same here, almost everypony is related here. The only ones that aren’t is Anon and Luna. Shoot, I got asked out by my older sister on a date. It was funny how it happened. She did it at the dinner table along with my five other sisters. First it was yelling, then things escalated quickly. One of them threw a hoof punch.” The cadet just laughed behind his hoof.

“That will happen sometimes, since there are too many mares on this planet. In this village alone there are ten males and the last time I counted the mares were a hundred.” The good Captain rubbed his chin in thought.

“That sounds about right. Oh! Have you figured out what the King is going to name this village? He comes up with a name then changes it again.” The cadet yawned, trying to stay up.

“King Solar Eclipse? Yeah I did find out. Over heard from Princess Luna when she was talking to the soon to be Prince Anonymous. This village here is going to be called Ponyville. Anyways, get some sleep. I’ll stand guard.” The Captain smiled and tilted his head to say get moving.

“Sir yes sir.” The sleepy cadet lazily put his hoof to his chest and walked away.

On top of a roof

“Wow..you think My Little Pony before Twilight came to Ponyville, all those ponies were or are all siblings? But then again, could be a different universe. Next time we do a jump we gotta find out if Ponyville is a hillbilly town.” Chris quietly told the other two.

Christina and Rook nodded and looked back at what they found. “Good to know what timeline we’re in. Well apparently in this Princess Diary. Isn’t that a movie or something? Anyways, in this diary Luna is at a breaking point. She doesn’t know how long until she gives in and cheats on Anon to be with Celestia. This goes on for a few pages then the rest of it is sister over and over again.” Rook flips the pages one by one to see anything else is written. “Yep, Luna is a full blown yandere.” Rook passes it to Chris.

“Yesh, this makes things easier to kill Anon. This isn’t murder, this is a mercy killing.” Chris inspects the diary closely. “Pretty neat we can overcome magical protections. We really are immune to magic. You think we should get nerf or get a patch?” Chris passed it down to Christina and looked down to see a small black thing next to Christina. “Hey sis, look down. Looks like one of many of your pups.”

Christina was reading a few sentences then did what her brother told her. “Hmm?”

“Mama?” The voice of the black symbiote pup indicates it was a boy. The pup tilted his head to clarify his confusion.

Christina silently squeals “Eehh!! He’s sooo cute! Come here baby, let me hold you.” She picked up her pup and brought it to her chest with her face rubbing on top of his head.

“This is adorable, that pup looks like a symbiote chibi. Go on Rook, be a father and spend time with your kid.” Chris waved his hand for a get going motion.

Rook smiled and shook his head. “Hey son, can you turn back to normal? I wanna see how handsome you are.”

The pup did as he was asked and reverted back to normal. He was a German Shepherd alright, with her mother’s eyes. “Oh you’re a lady killer alright. Did you come by yourself or with your brothers and sister?”

The pup gave a few more licks to his mother then looked at his new father. “Daddy!” The pup was bouncing trying to break free from his mother’s grasps. “Mommy! Let me go! I wanna play with daddy!” The cute little bundle of destruction laughed.

“Na huh, not if you answer your father. This is so great Rook, we’re parents!” Christina silently cheered looking at her husband, then going back rubbing her face against the pups face.

The pup put his paws against his mother’s face trying to stop the loving assault while giggling. “Ok mommy, I didn’t come alone daddy. There are a few hundred of us here. The rest went their own ways. Daddy, who is that?” The pup pointed one paw at Chris’s direction.

Rook looked at what his son pointed at. “That’s your mother’s older brother, Chris. Say hi Chris.”

“Hey kiddo, I see you got the symbiote looks just like your dads. Welcome to the family. Where’s the rest of the little ones and how did you get so smart for your age?” Chris was thinking about what Rook said a while back. They probably hatched faster and evolved faster too.

Christina put down her son. He ran to his father nibbling on his leg. Rook put one paw onto his son’s side and toppled him over and put his huge paw softly on his chest. Lightly pinning him down. The pup is trying to bite his dad’s paw while wiggling free. He stopped and looked at Chris. “We gained our smarts from daddy and my brothers and sister are playing hide and seek. Trying not to get caught by those ponies. Some of them are here right now. Come on out guys.” The pup didn’t yell or was being silent. It was a causal call out. As on queue, multiple different colors of symbiote pups popped up.

“Holy shit, they can use camouflage and we can’t. That’s not fair.” Chris pouted.

Christina and Rook are about to have a cuteness overload. “Ohmygod Ohmygod Oh my god. Look at all them hun. Our babies! Even one of them is on Chris’s head, awww look at that. If only I have a camera.”

“Now kids, please play quietly with your uncle. We have a very busy day tomor..” it was like a light bulb went on for the three adults.

The grown ups look at each other only for Christina to take the lead. “Kids, even though we’re going to be busy tomorrow we do need your help.” Group of pups groan at that. “Now..now, it’s going to be a family actively. Plus we are going to have a huge fest. Are you kids hungry for some real meat?” The little ones look at each other, they have eaten a lot back at the river. Fish, monkey’s, berries and even a few birds. “Real meat? Are you talking about those ponies?” The pup who was between his father’s legs question.

“Yep yep, and we need your guy's help. After that we want to talk to you kids.” Christina put one hand on top of his head and rubbed him.

“Mom! You made my coat messy.” The pup stuck out his tongue.

“Mine your manners to your mother son.” Rook pulled his son for a hug. “I have a question for you babe. Thanks to all that has happened to this place. Are you going to have sex with our sons?” Rook raised an eyebrow.

“What’s sex?” The female voice pup on Chris’s head curiously asked.

“Go to your room.” Rook said without missing a beat.

“I don’t have a room.” Chris picked her up and placed her in Christina’s arms. “Should probably feed her and him too.” Chris pointed at the boy pup trying to stay awake.

“Aww, come here babies. Let me feed you so you can go to sleep.” Christina took off her shirt shamelessly while holding one pup in one hand and one in the other. “I wonder if I can give them milk. Even though I wasn’t lactating or my breast wasn’t getting big.” As the pups instincts kicked in they latch their muzzles onto her nipples and started sucking. “Oh snap I can!”

“I should be disgusted by all this and truly I really wanted to but don’t have it in me anymore.” Chris shook his head in disappointment in himself. He saw the whole show but couldn’t give a damn.

“Also hun, I might have sex with few of our sons when they get older. You can have sex with our daughters. But if you fuck any other species besides our own I’ll tear you apart. Got it?” Christina glared at Rook.

“I love it when you go crazy babe. Don’t worry, I won’t ever do that to you. Hopefully our kids will do the same or explore other species to spread our kind.” Rook sat next to her and licked the side of her face. Christina looked at him lovingly then placed her face to the side of his.

Chris looked at the two. Rook was wagging his tail at a normal pace. While Christina was happily having him close to her with two pups asleep in her arms. He looked around to see how many there are in the area. The pups were chasing each other in the empty dirt roads. Some of them stole helmets to ram each other. There were alot of German Shepherd pups running amok. Some were in their symbiote form and some weren’t. Some of them were jumping to tree to tree and some of them were free running. “They can do all this and yet they can’t walk on two legs?”