Thank you for completing your purchase of your brand new, one-of-a-kind, nothing-like-it-anywhere-else-in-the-world Human-to-Pony-Replicated-Lifeform—or, as we call them, Clone-a-Pone™s! The '™' just rolls off the tongue!

Join our erstwhile brony self-insert as his wildest dreams are fulfilled before the short description has even concluded. Watch a Pony-on-Earth wrestle with the philosophical conundrums that have confounded the genre since its oblivious inception. See possible sexings between two consenting fictional participants. For science!

Content Warning: Mindless Drivel, Intellectual Masturbation, Masturbation Full Stop

Thanks to Regidar and B_25.