Chapter 1 Angel of the morning
FimFiction presents
In association with excalibur40
A dumbass fan fuck
Staring
six perfect idiots
Your waifu
Asshole twins
Fucking spider-mare
The pink goofball
Proof read by
No one
Written by
The person who should be proof reading this fanfic
And read by
You, the brownies
At Manehatten in the back a yellow taxi carriage, that's driven by a young earth pony stallion, there sits a mare wearing red and black spandex, but it's mainly red. Her frizzy pink mane is showing on the top of her head, and it's showing through her suit. And her frizzy tail is also showing through her suit. The eyes on the mask are white and they're surrounded by black circles, and these eyes somehow mimic her facial expressions. Her arsenal consists of two katana swords on her back and two pistols that are on her hips.
What I have just described to you is the most dangerous, most despicable mercenary in Equestria. Pinkiepool. But she doesn't act like it, she's immature, never takes things seriously and she is very, very random. But no matter what nonsense she does, she always gets the job done.
Pinkie is a bit bored in the back of the cart because it's taking a long time to get to her destination. She tried to pass the time by whistling a birthday song but she thought 'Whistling isn't the same as singing.' Pinkiepool then noticed that the stallion that's pulling the cart looks a bit tired.
The stallion has a brown coloured coat, green eyes and a black regular looking mane. Frankly there isn't much to talk about him apart from the fact that Pinkiepool has taken interest. "Hey." Pinkie said to the stallion. "Its kinda lonesome back here, you don't mind if I help pull the cart for you?" Pinkie asked politely.
Before the stallion gave the mercenary an answer Pinkie climbed out to the front of the moving cart. "Ma'am, please sit back down, this is a moving vehicle." The stallion instructed Pinkie.
"Too late, I'm already in the front." Said Pinkie as she strapped the bridle around her waist. The two ponies continued to trot down the road of Manehatten. "So what's your name?"
"Wind Chaser, and you?"
"Pool, Pink."
"So why the red suit miss pool?"
"Oh, I wear this old thing just to look as bad ass as possible." Pinkie answered. "Wind Chaser is a Pegasus name right, how come you're an earth pony?"
"Oh well that's because my farther is a Pegasus and my mother is an earth pony. My farther was hoping for a Pegasus for a son, so that's why my name is Wind Chaser."
"Ah that makes sense. You're lucky Wind Chaser, since you're half Pegasus you get to walk on clouds Just like any regular Pegasus. Minus the flying of course."
"Yeah well I, don't think I'll ever get the chance. My farther has never once took me to walk on the clouds, he never loved me because I wasn't born with wings. So as soon as I turned fifteen he kicked me out of the house. I never spoke to him again."
"Wind chaser, I think I know why I'm in this carriage today."
"Yeah you hailed me to give you a ride."
"No no no no no. I believe this is destiny, I believe I hailed this cab to help you with your problem. You need to confront your farther, and punch him in the face."
"Oh no, I can't do that."
"Yes you can wind chaser, You can't wait to take your revenge your entire life. Don't be like me because I've been waiting three years, twenty four days, ten hours and eighteen seconds to get my revenge. And I tell you, I can't wait any longer to get my revenge on these guys."
"Why, what did these guys do to you to make you wanna get revenge so badly?"
"... This shit." Pinkie removed her mask and revealing her face. "Boo!" Cried Pinkiepool. Pinkiepools face looks like well, oh how do I describe it? well it looks like her face syphilis caught leprosy on a boiling hot summers day. Well that's the best way I can describe it, and it's not just on her face, it's her entire body.
Meanwhile
In a military base that looks like a regular hotel, Prince Blueblood enters the building with two bodyguards from the royal guard. And he is very pissed off "You two stay and guard the entrance, I want to deal with this alone." Blueblood commanded his bodyguards. The bodyguards followed his command with no objection, they now just stand at the entrance of the hotel waiting for Blueblood to come out again
Once the prince got inside the hotel he took the elevator, he then pressed a secret button that's behind the regular elevator buttons. This secret button takes Blueblood and his body guards to the very bottom floor, that is even further below than the hotels basement. This floor is secret lab designed for pony experimentation and it's so secret not even the princesses know about it. The lab is covered with grey concrete walls and floors, every corner of the lab is somepony being experimented on with painful equipment. Once Blueblood got to the lab he marched straight towards the two ponies that are in charge of this facility. Flim and Flam.
The twins look very different than they did three years ago. Flim is seen sitting at his desk wearing a black leather jacket with a flaming pony skull on the back of it, Flim has also got a scar on his left eye that is as large as a unsharpened pencil. Flam however is stood next to his brother, and he still has that well trimmed moustache, but he looks like your stereotypical strong pony you see in the circus. "You two have got some explaining to do!" Yelled the pissed off prince as he got closer to Flim and Flam.
"What's to explain my friend?" Flim questioned Blueblood with a smug smile. Blueblood now stands in front of Flims desk, so to make him self look more dominant he slammed his hooves on Flims desk.
"You told me I would have my own private army of super ponies within three years! Where is it huh!? Where is it!?"
"Me and my brother have been thinking." Said Flam
"You see we're still going to make that army that want." Flim assured
"Only difference is, it won't be your army."
"What? No no no no no, we, we had a deal!" Blueblood reminded the twins.
"Deals off Blueblood, go home." Said Flam
"You don't understand, Hydra's gonna have my head if I don't show them the super soldiers."
"Your fault for dealing with these ponies."
"They're going to kill me!"
"And quite frankly, you deserve it for being such a fucking asshole." Flim insulted the prince. "Now if you don't get out of here right now we'll expose you for the scumbag you really are. And I mean telling ponies that you work for terrorists, and that you're a drug addict and we'll tell ponies who you work for. And we don't want that do we?"
Feeling threatened and betrayed Flim and Flam, Blueblood turned his back and started to walk back to the elevator "Fucking mutants." Blueblood mumbled to himself
As soon as Blueblood left the lab Flam asked "Are you sure we shouln't kill him?"
"Nah, Hydra will deal with him. Besides if we killed him right now the princesses will get someone to investigate his death. And I don't want anypony snooping around" Flim made a valid point.
"Ah that makes sense. So what will we do with our army brother?"
"Eh I dunno, we might rob a few banks with them and and after that we might secure the throne and rule equestria. But we might do something else. Don't worry brother I'll think about it."
Prince Blueblood and his guards left the hotel and got back into the carriage. Bluebood feels betrayed, threatened and most of all terrified. He is terrified of what Hydra will do to him. Will they torture him and let him die a painful death, or will they do something worse?
As the princes carriage is pulled away from the hotel a certain taxi pulls near the hotel."Anyways that's why I look so fuckin ugly." Pinkiepool finishes the conversation. She explained her entire back story to Wind Chaser, at first he was horrified by Pinkies face, but after the conversation he's just uncomfortable having the image in his head and he preys that he'll never see it again
"Mother of Celestia, those two sound like assholes." Wind Chase commented.
"Oh that's because they are assholes wind chaser." Pinkie reminded Wind chaser. "Anyways this is where I want to be, thanks for the ride."
"Your welcome miss pool."
"And don't forget to kick your farther ass!" Pinkiepool reminded. As soon as Wind chaser is out of sight a sudden realisation came to Pinkies mind."...shit, I forgot to pay him. Eh, I it doesn't matter, I have a funny feeling that we'll meet again."
Pikiepie entered the hotel but suddenly time stopped and everything looks black and white. "Huh?" Pinkie questioned her degrading sanity. And then she remembered this is fan fiction."Oh hello, sorry I forgot that this was a fanfic. I know right, who's vagina did I have to lick to get my own fanfic?"Pinkie asked the readers. "Well I promised to keep it a secret, but her name rhymes with, Trollestia." Pinkie giggled silently like a little filly. "And I must say that horn of hers is not just for magic, if you know what I mean." Pinkiepool joked. "Anyway, this is supposed to be where the action begins right?"
Yes Pinkie, but that's in the next chapter.
"Ugh! But this chapter was so boring! I bet even the readers are bored."
Hmm tell you what next chapter, action scen, you get to kick some ass.
"Will the building explode?"
I can't tell you that because it's spoiler territory.
"The building explodes, hehehe."
