Pyramid Head goes to Ponyville

I ran up to the bouncing pink pony, only to find that she could bounce faster than me.

"Excuse me." I said as nicely as I could pull off. But, the pink mare continued to bounce on.

I cleared my throat once I got closer to her. "Excuse me, miss? I wanted to say..." she bounced off, leaving me behind with my hoof in the air.

I grumbled. I wasn't going to be ignored.

I ran up as fast I could, and somehow, with hooved, grabbed the pony's shoulder.

"Excuse me, Miss?" My voiced was now getting an annoyed touch to it.

The pony then turned around with a smile. "Yes? Do you nee..." she stopped and stared at my face, her mouth opening slightly. Her pupils shrunk to the size of pinheads.

"Um, is there something wrong, miss?" I backed up a little, holding a hoof to my face to see if it had changed at all.

Nope. That wasn't the problem.

The pink pony kept staring and staring with those tiny black pupils. My spine started to shiver with intense pulses of energy flowing up and down my back. Man, that face...that just creeped the shit out of me.

Then, in a quick dramatic moment, the pony began to shake very violently, rumbing the area around with her.

I fell over a couple times as the energy from this pony shook the ground more and more. Did this pony have the power to create earthquakes or something?

Suddenly, a giant burst of confetti and streamers filled the air as the pony exploded right there with a massive boom.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" I yelled as the party decrations slowly drifted onto me. I brushed them off of myself as quick as I could, thinking that these were the remains of the once intact mare. I sat down for a couple seconds, trying to recollect my sanity. But how could one regain his mentality if a living being just exploded into a barrage of party favors.

"What the Hell just happened?!" I yelled into the sky in confusion. All of the stallions and mares just minding their own buisness (strange...Its seems like they didnt even notice the events that just accured...) tuned their heads toward me with cocked heads and raised eyebrows.

I quickly rushed off, not wanting to be the negative center of attention for much longer. I began to speeding while I skidded into an alley.

Really, is this place this fucked up?! I yelled in my head. I took some deep breath, rubbing a temple with my hoof. All I wanted was some help, but instead I get exploding horses!

I turned around only to jump back as a crazy smiling pink pony that had burst into a party explosion not just a minute ago stood not two feet away from my face.

"Hi!" she said with a huge smile spreading across her face.

Quickly recovering from the surprise, I managed to step forward.

"uh....hi."

Suddenly the pink pony started to bounce around me, giggling the whole time. It was obvious she was excited, but....Excited for what?

"A new pony that I have never seen or smelled or heard or tasted before! But smelling and tasting would be kinda weird to do to some pony I had never met. What do ponies taste like? What do they smell like? Ooh, I bet I taste just like Cotton Candy! And I smell like freshly baked cake! And Applejack would taste like apple pie, Fluttershy would probably be banana flavor! I love bananas! I don't know what Twilly would taste like. Maybe like science. But what would science taste like? Ugh, actually, I don't want to know. Who else? Oh, yeah, Rarity would be...fabric. But I haven't eaten fabric before." the rambling pony suddenly stopped and turned to me, her face directly in mine. "Have you eaten fabric before, Mister?"

I stood there, not knowing how to respond. After a couple seconds I gulped down my confusion and spoke.

"No...No I haven't."

"Aw, well that's a shame. Too bad though." The pink mare let out a dramatic sigh. Then, looking up at me, she smiled once again.

"Ive been talking so much that Ive forgotten to get to know your name! What is it?" The pink pony stepped back a little, still holding here cheery smile.

"Um...Its Pyramid Head." I was starting to have serious doubts about the rescue of Fluttershy if this was what all of her friends were like.

"Nice to meet you!" She said gleefully. "I'm Pinkie Pie!"

to be continued

Authors note:

   I have been really caught up with freshman year so far. I'm sorry I'm not able to produce this story as fast as I used to. But, as god as my witness, I will devote more and more time to this. Don't worry dear fans. There will be more, I PROMISE

Joseph Hemaidan