The Great Redneck War of Equestria

Luna was bored. She sprawled on her bed, and the most interesting thing going on was the drool dripping from the side of her mouth.

Luna lit her horn and brought a tissue to her face and cleaned up the dribble.

With a groan, she sat up and looked around. Her messy room had several ornate necklaces strewn about, and she had unearthed her old toys. They didn't please Luna anymore, though.

But she remembered what she eavesdropped on while on the moon: Imaaaginaaaaaation.

With her magic, she brought a quill and a piece of parchment to her face and began to write. Then she stopped, bringing the quill to her face. Then a look of brilliance hit her face and she furiously scratched the quill on the paper.