When two worlds meet. Beginnings.

There was nothing that the boys could’ve done. There were too many ponies, and they threw nets at them or charged at them, though the ones that did the latter usually did no end well. And there were also two kinds of flying ponies, as stupid as that sounds. There were ones with wings like birds, and there were ones with wings like bats. A few of them struggled against their captors for a bit, for example, with Julio testing out his new weapons and punching the ponies with them, leaving some marks in the armors, but, again, too many ponies and nets. There were also dogs. Lots of dogs, which is probably how they found them. And when they finally were trapped in the nets, a ponie would come and knock them out with a stick, that wasn’t Hugo’s, towards the head. One by one, they were knocked out and put into the chariots. Some screams from the ponies could be heard, for some reason or another, but they were there.

They all woke up to a musty, damp and terribly smelling cellar, and they had their hands chained to the wall. Except that not really.

“Ughhhh, where am I,” fumbled Alfredo.

“Oh, hey guys! We are chained and probably about to die,” answered Samuel.

“Well, ain’t that great fucking news,” said Sebastián. His bruise had swollen up more, and he had an angry expression.

“Where the hell am I,” babbled Hugo.

“In a cellar and probably about to die,” said Gabriel, who had his hands and feet chained while the rest only had their hands chained, for some random reason, which left him a bit sour.

“God, this is uncomfortable,” added Felipe, thinking that this valuable information would be of great use towards the survival of the group.

Sebastián wiggled his whole body around, but it was no use. “Maybe if they knew how to actually take proper care of their prisoners, then it would not be such a big deal!”

Hugo flinched at the noise. “Jesus Sebastián, there’s no need to shout like that.”

“Ughhh, where-,” started Julio.

“In a cellar and about to die,” chanted the rest of the group towards the just awoken boy who had been rudely interrupted.

“Huh, okay then. Fuck, my face itches,” informed Julio, and he scratched his face with his very free, very not chained hand.

“Woah, Julio! Wait a fucking second,” hurriedly said Hugo.

“What? What’s the deal,” asked Julio with a weird look in his face.

“No way we are that stupid,” said Samuel with eyes the size of plates.

“What’s going o-. Wait. I get it,” at this, he pulled out both hands from the wall chains very clearly not meant for humans. “Pulled out some magician shit for you guys. I’m pretty cool, I know.”

The group laughed at being able to slip out and in of the chains whenever they wanted to. Except Gabriel. God hated Gabriel. He still had those chains for his feet, and he damned every God that could ever exist. All of the boys (Except Gabriel) got up and stretched and chit chatted away, how they were still probably about to die, how good it felt to punch some ponies, how the battle they had with the dessert dogs was epic. All of that.

Clip clopping could be heard coming downstairs, and a light could also be seen, so the group hurriedly got back to where each one of them were and slipped the chains back in, all of them slouching down and looking miserable.

It was the sound of metal on stone. It really wasn’t going that fast or with that much hurry, almost as if this was an unimportant event. Those sound of clopping went on for about a minute, an it was either nerve wracking for ones, like they were all calculated, or anger inducing for others, as if they were being taunted. But they were getting closer. And, finally, it appeared.

“Hello, my little beings,” said whatever it was with a big toothy smile.

Upfront, and without bullshit, it looked liked a photoshopped horse that had being added wings and a horn, with a lot of hair. Well, not exactly. This one, even though it was bigger than the other horses, was still smaller than a normal horse, being around a head shorter than Julio or Samuel, and was really spindly with really thin legs. Its eyes were the same size as that of the little horses, but it had really big wings. Of course, they weren’t big enough to scientifically allow her to fly, but if she did, which it was probable, it wouldn’t be such an eyesore. Its horn was really long. Around 30 centimeters from base to point, or ‘foot’, as americans would call it with their fucked up metric system. It had a really long hair with multiple colors, and when she first came into vision, it was really flowing in the air, but when she got into the cell in waned a bit. It didn’t appear to care anyways.

“It is a pleasure to meet you, even under this... less than ideal circumstances,” she said with a reaaaally weird tone, that specifically reminded Sebastián to one of a porn actress before she get completely fucked. His mind was a bit perverted, so don’t judge.

Hugo huffed. “And you are?”

“Oh I am the princess of Equestria, and the one who raises the sun, Celestia. And who may you be,” asked the so called Celestia to the ‘chained’ human.

“Don’t you know that you shouldn’t tell you name to someone you just met at the drop of the hat,” said Julio with a sly smile.

Celestia gave a soft glare at the one who said that, but she clicked her mouth and smiled. “Of course, how dumb of my part. I now may be in danger, since you now know something so valuable. Fortunately for me, I have a bit of protection.” And she looked at the six guards with spears at either side.

“What is it that you want us for,” asked Alfredo bluntly.

“Is it really so weird that you are being judged right now,” Celestia said with a singsong tone. “After all, you attacked a pony in Ponyville.”

“I get that, but why send so many troops? We cannot cause that much trouble to be worth sending that many, and we would be more of a loss than a win,” answered Samuel.

Her smile turned to a full on grin. “That is right. You are no worth sending that many ponies and threstals just for you few. But you know what is worth doing all of that? This,” she patted a little bag on her side made of fucking gold and diamonds, looked around for a bit and she showed them what was in there in her hoof.

It was Felipe’s phone, and said person’s face paled when he saw it.

“This! This is revolutionary! It is a wonderful creation that will help my race move forward in the scientific field! I’ve been studying this artifact for all night, and it is marvelous! And you will help me make more,” said the princess with a smug tone.

“What? We won’t help you with shit! Now get us out of here,” answered Hugo angrily.

“Watch you mouth. You are talking to-,” started a guard, but she was interrupted by Celestia’s wing.

“Fear not, I have this under control. And believe me, you naked apes, you will tell me how it is done, wether you want it or not,” said Celestia, and she was making her way towards a table in the corner of the cell that had went unnoticed by the group, and had the club that Hugo had and the recently acquired brass knuckles of Julio, and she picked them up with telekinesis and mockingly swinger or punched at the air with either weapon.

“Don’t we have any rights? Because there are laws here, aren’t there,” nervously asked Samuel.

She hummed for a bit. “Yes, there are rights and laws. But no for you, though.”

“WHAT? Why? Hugo got attacked first by that pony, it was in his right to defend himself,” said Gabriel offended.

“Not according to law 3.17 B. N. that dictates ‘Any pony can defend itself from any creature or attacker with their magic as long as it is confirmed that it is being assaulted or is an unknown creature’. Your friend there got kicked by an earth pony, but he somehow survived the kick. And, even if your friend was blown to pieces thanks to the earth pony, he would still have every right to act upon this law and have no consequences,” said Celestia with a smartass tone.

“Wh- But that’s bullshit! So you’re telling me that I could have died? We are smart, and we can think! So this law allows a pony to get away with murder,” asked Hugo incredulously.

“Yes,” deadpanned Celestia. And she said it so simple and matter-o-factly that the group knew she was serious.

There was silence in the cell. Even the guards looked uncomfortable since their princess had said such a thing in an unceremonious manner. And now that they thinked about it, that law did let ponies get away with murder, which didn’t sit well with them.

“Go suck a fucking dick, you whore!”

“Rot in hell, bitch!”

“I’m going to rip out your intestines and have you look at them!”

“I’m going to pulverize all of your bones and hang your head in my wall like a trophy!”

A barrage of insults were directed at Celestia, some of the most brutal, savage and demented things that the guards ever heard in their entire lifetime were being directed at their princess. But something weird happened. The princess didn’t have the horrified looks that the other ponies in the room had. Instead she started laughing.

“Oh, delightful! You are all very original! What did one of you say? ‘I’m going to snap your horn in half and stab your barely beating heart with it’. Really wonderful, I didn’t heard insults so fantastic in a very long time. Except you, tall one,” she said towards Felipe. “What’s the matter, did you mommy teach you to be a good boy? Are you shy? You just stood there shaking. Whatever, let’s get back to the point. Are you going to tell me how to make this artifact?”

“No way in hell, bitch,” growled Julio.

She huffed. “You hard-headed males. It won’t matter anyways. In fact, this method is better. Prepare yourselves, now. I’m going to take your memories.”

“Hold up, WHAT,” shouted Felipe.

“Princess Celestia, using magic to take the memories of any and all beings is illegal,” exclaimed a male guard that looked as surprised as the rest of the guards.

“Is it, now? I forgot that you were even there. If you keep your mouths shut, nothing bad will happen now,” replied Celestia with a cheeky tone.

“If you use mental magic, we will have no other option but to arrest you, Princess Celestia,” said a guard mare, and all of the guards had determined looks.

“Will you? Come on,” she said as she glanced around. “Oh look at your determined little faces. Unfortunately for you, that won’t be of much use.” At this, she picked all six of the guards with her telekinesis, forced them to drop their weapons and levitated them rather harshly towards to wall. The boys were freaking out at this, since she just beat six guards all by herself in the blink of an eye.

“You lively bunch might be wondering what mental magic is,” she said towards the group of humans. “Mental magic is magic that dwells in the, well, mind! And I’m about to use a spell that will let me see and analyze every single moment of your lives, knowing all the secrets that you ever did. Isn’t this a simpler way of learning things? And that way you won’t have to explain me how this works. I also have spares of this wonderful artifact in my little pouch, since you all had at least one,” she patted said bag, and it indeed had all of their mobile phones. “Anywho, any last words, you wonderful creatures? I’m going to execute you after this, since I’ll already have everything I need. Come on, say them!”

The group was crying and sobbing now, but they all indeed had their last words. She had just beat a whole group by herself, and they had no chance to beat her, so it didn’t matter that that chains weren’t adjusted.

“Eipstein didn’t kill himself,” said Alfredo really seriously, as if to not satisfy the grinning horse.

“I wish I could’ve finished the Jojo series in it’s entirety with its ending,” said Julio with a tone imitating Jonathan Joestar.

“Put Waluigi and a Monster Hunter rep in smash,” said Hugo, and he started humming to himself the Monster Hunter theme.

“You won’t really kill me. I’m a shadow clone and I’ll shoot a rasengan up your ass,” said Gabriel with a bit of an ironic laugh.

“At least my mother won’t have to worry about me anymore,” said Felipe, and his lips started quivering.

“I wish I could punch my brother one last time. The last time I beat the shit out of him wasn’t as strong as I wanted it to be,” said Sebastián between laughs.

“Hey Hugo, I know that I always said that God wasn’t real, but I want you to know that I’m sorry, I always did it as a joke. So, if it turns out that he is real, I want you to know that I am sorry, and that I want to go to heaven. And if I go to hell, at least I’ll see Hitler,” exclaimed Samuel happily.

“Huh. I’ll understand all of those references in a second now. Prepare to be purified,” Princess Celestia exclaimed, and her horn started glowing a bright white light, increasing rapidly in brightness. The pony guards started struggling more now, and they even started shouting, which made they boys feel sympathy for them. But there was nothing they could do. It was now coming, they could see it. They all said their goodbyes, and they were ready.

And then, it happened.

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Princess Celestia sighed. That spell took quite a bit of power to cast, but it was a great spell. She even levitated in the air, to strike fear into the hearts of those insolent creatures. She casted this spell only onto the creatures, and casted a forgiving spell towards the guards, to make them forget that this ever happened. And now, in any second all of their information would come into her mind. Any second now. Aaaaaaany second now.

She opened her eyes startled. No information or knowledge was coming! How could this be! And the creature were looking at her furiously. Normally, they would have blank looks on their faces, and a bit of drool falling from their faces. And they were unchained! How was that possible! This spell never had failed her! Even with magic resistant creatures like dragons, it could pass their natural defenses and grab all of the information needed! It worked even on Starswill, who was famous for having impenetrable magical and mental defenses! The two strongest ones got up, and she was suddenly looking up. Wait a second, looking up? Why was she looking up? And why was everything black now? Celestia didn’t understood anything that was going on. She was so surprised that it didn’t work! It never happened. And what was going on?

Then it hit her. Oh, how could she have been so silly! She would have laughed if she could. It was really simple and easy to understand.

She got punched in the face.

And she got knocked out.