When two worlds meet. Beginnings.

by Knight_of_hope

The greatest and weirdest escape!

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A meaty hit was heard, and the horse princess fell to the ground. All the boys genuinely thought they were about to die, after all that light spectacle and levitating of the ground was a pretty good indicative that they were about to get obliterated. But after the white light died out, and she stopped levitating off the ground, she had the typical face that one had when something went terribly wrong. And she also stood there for thirty seconds or something, and the boys knew something went wrong. She even had her mouth hanging! After realizing this, they got angry, furious, seething, raging and savage, and Julio and Hugo slipped the chains off their wrists, and got up. The horse princess noticed them getting up, but she was still in shock and didn’t even move. So both boys walked up to her, and punched her in the face as hard as they could. Well, it was actually an uppercut, both of them hitting either side of her lower jaw, but it still had the same outcome as a normal punch would have.

Hugo spit at the knocked out horse. “That’s what you get when you mess with us! But, overall, if you mess with ME!”

Julio kicked the horse in her rump. “Fucking slut!”

“We have to get out of here now,” said Felipe with hurry. “There will be more guards coming, and we will back here if we don’t run.”

Alfredo hummed. “That is right. And she also knocked out the guards. Give me a second guys. Alright so if...” he started mumbling to himself, and he started counting the chains. “Ajá! She probably did something to the guards, so they will probably attack us when they see us. So we should chain them back and grab their lances!”

“Bro, you are right. We should chain this fuckers and find if they have a key. And they better have one, because this leg chains are too fucking tight,” exclaimed Gabriel, who was about to pull his own hair.

Samuel started moving the unconscious bodies around, and searching for a key. “I’m already a couple of realities ahead of you, Gabriel.”

“The princess has our phones, doesn’t she? Grab them! They are ours, after all. Also, I pick that pouch,” quickly said Sebastián.

Samuel groaned. “Awww man, I wanted the pouch!”

“No way in hell. It looks like I could buy all the clothes in three stores of Gucci with just that bag. And it is now mine, fuckers!”

“Whatever. Alfredo, help me chain these bitches. If feels like I’m human trafficking. Toooo weird.”

Alfredo winced. “It does feel like human trafficking. But there is one key difference. They aren’t humans! So, our conscience should be clean.”

“Julio and I will watch if there’s someone coming,” said Hugo, and he grabbed his weapon, properly named ‘The indestructible stick of strength’, and Julio put on his new brass knuckles, who had yet to be named.

“Yeah, you guys do that, but be quiet,” whispered Alfredo, and he was looking through the pockets in the armor of the mare guard. And then... “I found a key!”

Gabriel’s face lightened up. “Great! See if it works on these chains!”

There were only three keys. They looked like the keys of Skyrim. Big, made of iron and a bit rusty. Alfredo tried each key that he had, and the second one was the one that opened the leg chains.

Gabriel happily stretched his limbs and got up. “Fuck yeah! Man, you cannot believe how shitty those chains were.”

“Now that you are free, Gabriel, you can chain that last guard,” said Felipe seriously.

“I’m not even mad! Sure will do, boss,” answered Gabriel.

They all fell into silence. Hugo and Julio were guarding the hallway and stairs, and the rest of them, except Sebastián, who was attending his bruise, were chaining the ponies and Felipe was keeping all of the lances. The ‘lances’ weren’t really that tall, since these were little ponies, about one meter and sixty centimeters tall, but the metal point was really sharp and shiny, so they were still valuable.

“Don’t forget the phones! Check on Sebastián’s new pouch,” said Julio offhandedly.

Samuel mocked Julio annoyed, but he still went for the pouch and grabbed all the phones. “Alright, here’s everyones phones. And tough luck, Felipe, your phone seems to be broken,” said Samuel as he checked all the phones, and Felipe’s phone indeed didn’t light up.

Felipe snorted. “That was a very old phone, so I don’t really care. It would be better if you broke it, to not give her a chance to replicate another one.”

“Gimme that shit,” said Hugo while he snatched the old phone from Samuel’s hand, he threw it at the ground and started wacking at it with his club furiously at it. Everyone watched Hugo break the phone to pieces, which made him feel awkward. “What? Wasn’t I supposed to do this?”

“No no, it’s just that you did it with a lot of... rage? Aggression? I dunno man, I definitely wasn’t expecting that,” said Sebastián idly, who now could move his arm around a bit better.

“Well, whatever. They are all already chained, aren’t they,” asked Samuel to the group, who all gave reassuring nods. “Great! Now, how do we get outta here?”

“I think we should go up the stairs and figure it out from there,” said Alberto distracted, since he was still patting the horses to see if they had something of value or usefulness.

“Bro, I think that’s the only thing we can do. You don’t see a window here, now do you,” asked Gabriel sarcastically.

“Ha-fucking-ha. Cut the bullshit Gab”, shot Sebastián. “Now, let’s get outta here!”

With all of the ponies chained, and all of the boys having a little spear, except Sebastián, since his bruise didn’t allow him to use a spear very efficiently, they all got up and got out of the cell. Alfredo locked the cell door with one of the keys and Gabriel locked the chain he had on his legs in a way that it provided an extra lock between the a cell bar and the cell door. It wouldn’t do much, and it would mostly be an annoyance, but that was exactly what he was aiming for.
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“I don’t really know why me and Julio have a spear. I already have my incredible weapon,” at this, Hugo swinged said weapon around, “and Julio has his punchy metal. Why do we need one?”

“Well, Sebastián can’t really carry one around effectively,” started Felipe. “And if one of the flying one attacked you both, you wouldn’t be able to hit them since your weapons are very short ranged, so you guys can space them with the spears.”

They were all going up the stairs that old castles used that looked like a snails shell. Gabriel was in the front, Alfredo was in the back, Sebastián was in the middle, and everyone else in between. They had been going up these stair for five minutes, and it was getting ridiculous, and dangerous, since they almost stabbed each other a couple of times with the spears.

“Yes, I get that, but I don’t want to kill nothing, even if they are trying to kill me. That’s why I like my club. I can just wack them in the head, and not kill them,” answered Hugo.

“You can not use it if you want. Also, I don’t think the flying one will be much trouble. Did you guys saw when Julio punched one of them in the armor, and it left a mark, bending the fucking metal? I don’t think they are as strong as they seem,” said Sebastián with pity.

“Which is just bizarre. They could fly a whole chariot by themselves! How the fuck did they do that? And it turns out that we can suplex those freaks. It doesn’t make any sense. Also, can we all appreciate how stupid their biology is. They are horses, but have front facing eyes, and HUGE eyes by the way, and let me remind that having big eyes doesn’t mean having good eyesight. So, their eyes are too big to be...” rambled Samuel, who really didn’t like stupid, nonsensical things.

“Holy shit, Samuel, we get it. They are fucking stupid and should all have been killed off by nature. But hey, maybe the nature here is a lot less dangerous, so that’s that,” interrupted Julio, who had heard already many points of why these things didn’t make sense.

Samuel chuckled. “Sorry, I just got carried away.”

“I think we are nearing the exit, mah dudes,” said Gabriel with good vibes.

“I’ll check if there’s anybody up there. Be quiet,” hushed Sebastián, walking through the boys and starting to make his way up there sneakily.

The group waited for Sebastián to come back. While they were waiting they checked if their phones were in a good condition. All the phone could be lit up, but some of them had scratches that weren’t there before, and a bit of battery was drained from each one, but they were all functional, and the group agreed to turn off the phone so as to not waste battery. They waited for about five minutes, some of them talking to each other, others playing with the little lances, until Sebastián came back crouching down, but he did not look bummed down.

“How did it go? Are you okay,” asked Felipe concerned.

Sebastián stood up and stretched his back. “There are no moors in sight. There was one really big door next to a little one. Of course, I went through the little one, and on the other side there’s a big window that has a hill. I think that we can sneak through there and go down the hill. It is also a brownish, blackish color, so that could work in our favor.”

“There’s a problem though,” said Julio worried. “It’s plain day, and we could probably get caught while going down.”

“We have to go right now. The guards will come looking for their princess, and then there will be nothing we can do,” said Hugo seriously.

“That fucking sucks, but there’s no other option,” answered Alfredo with a serious tone as well, but a voice crack came out mid sentence. The rest of the boys gave a sly smile. “Fuck off, you bitches!”

“Do you mean ‘fuCK of yoU bItchEs’,” asked Samuel with mocking voice cracks, and the rest of the group also started teasing and mocking Alfredo. Alfredo hit and insulted a couple of them, but it ended with all of them laughing, not too loudly of course. That helped lighten up the mood, and they were ready to go.

“We’ll follow your lead, Sebastián. We count on you,” said Felipe, slurring a tiny bit, like he usually does.

“I got this. Follow me,” said Sebastián with confidence.

Sebastián peeked out of the corner of the entrance to the stairs, and after making sure there were no ponies, he sprinted to the left towards the (compared) little door next to the huge door. He got there as fast and as quietly as possible, so as to not alert any possible guards. On both sides of the hallway, there was empty armors of the ponies striking the would be version of a pony salute, with spears in hand (hoof?) and head held high.

He got to the normal sized door, and waited for a bit to make sure nobody was coming. Felipe was peeking as well in the entrance to the stairs, and he was waiting for the signal to come. After a minute, Sebastián gave the signal, and Felipe came sprinting towards the door. Maybe there might be a problem. Hugo might get distracted with the armors, or Samuel’s glasses might fall and break, or-

A very loud, very scary sounding noise came from the cells. It was kinda similar to a school alarm or glasses breaking constantly. It didn’t sound like a cell door being busted open or metal bending. This sudden high pitched noise made Felipe stop mid sprint and look around wondering what was that noise, and the rest of the group looked at each other with concerned gazes. They might not know what it was, but Sebastián did. And he was terrified, since it only meant one thing.

“RUN HERE GUYS,” shouted Sebastián. “IT’S AN ALARM!”

At this, a squad of armored ponies came into view through the end of the hall. Realization struck the group, and they all started running as fast as their legs could. Sebastián opened the door he was in, and urged for the boys to come more quickly.

The hallway was huge. It was fifteen meters wide, and twenty meters tall. The big door was eighteen meters tall, while the little one was about one meter and eighty centimeters. The entrance towards the cells was in the middle of the fifty meter long hallway, and the floors were entirely carpeted, being of a bright red color. So, the group had twenty five meters of advantage. Of course, they could outrun the ones in the ground. But there were also flying ones, and they were catching up. Felipe made it through the door, since he was the first one to go, but the rest were in a more dire situation. The last one was Alfredo, and one flying pony was only five meters to catching him. Sebastián had to do something. And then, a simple idea occurred to him. Just throw whatever at it.

Sebastián looked towards the empty armor in his left, and ran towards it. As soon as he got there, he picked up the helmet and threw it at the pony. The group was about ten meters from the door, and Alfredo was about to be tackled to the ground, but a flying helmet hit the pony directly in the face, which made it fall and roll in the ground, which made Felipe run even faster at the sudden noise, and the fact the he almost got pummeled to the ground. Sebastián gave one laugh, a quick celebratory “Ha!”, but ran towards the door as fast as he could when he noticed the rest of the guards furiously coming toward them. He got to the door and held it open for the boys to pass, and when Alfredo finally got through, he shut it and put on the locks and metal latches.

“Holy FUCK! I almost died,” exclaimed Alfredo, and his hands were shaking. In reality, all of the boys hands were shaking thanks to the adrenaline pumping through their bodies.

“Oh God, what can we do? They will run us down throughout the hill, and they will bust down that door any moment,” said Hugo with a cry. And, in fact the door was starting to bend and probably being rammed.

“We have to stand and fight! Not let them catch us easily! We will go down fighting,” roared Julio, who was bumping and hitting his brass knuckles against each other, with sparks coming out of them.

“Guys, what is that,” asked Gabriel while pointing to... something, which now caught everyone’s attention.

It was something really odd, like it was some kind of giant recipient or bowl. It had scratch markings and some parts looked liked there were slightly burnt edges. It had little wheels at the base, and it was big enough that it could fit all the group. The group came back to their senses once they heard the hits in the door, and Sebastián had an idea.

“Julio, pass me one of the lances, okay,” asked Sebastián reassuringly. Julio didn’t have to hear that twice, and he threw at Sebastián his lance.

“What are you-“ started Samuel, but he was interrupted with the sound of breaking glass. Sebastián had thrown the spear towards the big window!

“Sebastián, I don’t think running down the hill will help us,” said Felipe, not understanding why Sebastián did that.

“Hugo! Julio! Help me move this thing towards the window,” ordered Sebastián, which gained him weird looks from both of the boys, but they still did it.

“What are you doing? Didn’t you heard Felipe? We will be overwhelmed,” said Gabriel annoyed.

The thing was heavy, but it had wheels so it was feasible. “Everyone except Julio and Hugo get in this thing,” said Sebastián between grunts.

“I don’t know what you are going to do, but it looks like you have something in your mind, so I’m in,” said Alfredo, and he started climbing on to of the thing. Everyone gave reluctant looks except Hugo and Julio, but they hopped onto it and where waiting what to do next. The things edge was now near the window, and it was starting to occur to the group what was going on.

“No fucking way, get me off this thing,” said Samuel alarmed, but he was stopped by Sebastián, who grabbed him by the hand.

“Listen to me Samuel. This is our only chance, and I know you know it. So, do you either want to die as a slave, or die in a high speed accident,” asked Sebastián, and he then cracked a smile. “And hey, it’ll probably be fun. So what do you choose?”

Samuel looked around frantically, trying to think any other ways to get out of there. The door was almost broken, and there were holes in it and shouting on the other side. He looked left and right, again and again as fast as possible, like he was going crazy, until he finally covered his face with his hands. “I don’t know,” he shrieked. “Just do it!”

The door finally burst open, and splinters where sent flying everywhere. And the sight in front of them left them stumped for a second, only to charge at the humans even faster.

“PUSH,” shouted Sebastián, and Julio and Hugo gave one last push that put the thing on the hill, they both jumped onto it, and they all started rolling down hill and gaining speed fast.

Some of them had terrified expressions, others had their eyes covered, some odd ones were even having fun. But one thing was unanimous. They were all screaming their lungs out. The thing was clearly not meant for fast travel or to hit the road at all. The ride was very bumpy and jumpy, and they were leaving a trail of smoke and dirt behind them. Hugo’s and Julio’s weapons were gripped sternly, so that they didn’t fell out of their hands.

Some flying horses were hot on their tails, but the dirt got into their eyes and they couldn’t get by the sides, since one of the group would see them coming and threaten them or swinged their weapons at them, either lances or club. They were gaining even more speed, and some of the wheels had being torn off, which made it so that some soil got into the thing, messing up the boys in it.

Sebastián had to admit one thing. He hadn’t really thought through this crazy plan of him. It was just the first thing that occurred him that gave them any chance to get out of there alive. And it became a lot more apparent to Felipe in special when he saw that there was a cliff at the end of the hill. And it was no bitch ass cliff. This was a really big cliff, one that would probably kill you if you fell of it. So, when Felipe started screaming even louder and pointing at the cliff, they all knew they fucked up. They were all probably going to die again that day, but they couldn’t say their farewells this time since they were going too fast.

The thing was recklessly and rapidly approaching the cliff, and it looked like there was a little ramp at the end of the cliff. The thing, almost on fire thanks to it being made of wood and going at incredible speeds, was at the climax of its velocity, and the group saw that they were going to jump, so they prepared themselves to die. And then they jumped.

The thing launched itself into the air, and all of the boys and lances were floating in the air. Except Hugo’s and Julio’s weapons, who were still being gripped as hard as the two boys could. They stood floating for around ten seconds, and then they started to fall. And they all screamed as loud as they could.

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The earth pony and unicorn guards came panting towards the edge of the cliff, and they stood there with their mouth hanging and their eyes wide open.

“That was bucking awesome,” said one unicorn mare, who earned some scolding glares from her fellow guards, but most of them thought the same.

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