My Little Pony Misadventures

Rainbow Dash meets a Drug Dealer:
12 hours after the episode: Best Night Ever

Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Spike were talking about what they did after they left the doughnut shop, but before they left Canterlot to go back to Ponyville.

"It was an eventful night, well at least for me." Rainbow said

"So what happened last night?" Applejack asked

"Well we went out and we went to go drink at this bar, after what happened at the Gala." Spike

"So, like, at one point I had to go outside to do something." Rainbow said Then I go back to the bar and this stallion is like "No, turn around. "And he just, like, throws me out on the street. So I'm like standing there. I'm like god damn it. And then there this stallion standing right next to the bar, and he looked like he was 20 years old and he's like "That bucked up." And I'm like I know right? And he's like "What's up?" I'm like,"Dunno. What's up?" He looks down and he's like wanna buy some drugs?"

Spike and Applejack starts to snicker

"And I was like "What?" Rainbow said And he's like "Come here. What's your name?" And I'm like "I'm Rainbow Dash." He's like "I'm Button Mash." And I'm like "It's a pleasure to meet you Button." Then he's going through all the shit he has like "I got this and I got this and I got this." And I'm like "Mmmm. Interesting, Interesting." And then he starts telling me about this adult book store, across the street. He's like "I'm gonna hook you up. You go across the street, you tell them Button sent you." We got live mares 18 to 23. We've got earth ponies, unicorns, pegasus, anything you want. You tell them Button sent you. I'll give you a deal." I'm like "That's a generous offer, Button. I promise you, the next time I come to Canterlot I'm gonna go to the adult book store and tell them Button sent me." He's like "Alright, good. Let me give you my card so you don't forget." Then he takes out like a random hotel business card and takes out a marker and starts to write down his information on the back of the card and gives it to me. And I'm like "It was a pleasure meeting you."

"Wow, what an experience." Applejack said then paused for a moment and asked Rainbow "Your not really going to do that are you?"

"Who knows I guess we'll see what happens in the next couple of months." Rainbow said simply

Applejack vs Machete Stallion:
24 hours after Lesson Zero

Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Fluttershy were talking about their lives, until Rainbow brought up, hers and Fluttershy first's date.

"Remember where we had our first date, it was on the hill over looking the school." Rainbow said

"Oh you mean the hill that's right next to the hoofball field?" Fluttershy asked

"Yeah." Rainbow said

"I almost got stabbed and murdered on that hill." Applejack said out of the blue.

"Really?" Rainbow asked

"How?" asked Fluttershy

"When I was like 12, I was up there with, uh, some mares I knew." Applejack said "Throwing rocks from there trying to hit the hoofball field. One of the mares I was with threw a rock, and then some stallion came walking out on the field and the rock came really close to hitting him. He looked up and saw us and like yelled something at us and we we're being dumb kids, so we like yelled back at him. Then the stallion very calmly leaves the stadium and starts walks towards this carriage, which I assumed was his, and pulls out this giant machete, and runs up the hill."

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy begins laughing.

"We were like "Oh, buck!" Applejack said "Then we ran down the hill and at one point we split up so he wouldn't find all of us. I was trying to walk calmly down this dirt path that lead to Ponyville, and ahead of me I saw him come running towards me with the machete still in one of his hoof. And I was like "Oh, shit!" It was like something out of a horror movie, so I ran into the nearby woods, having to run in different directions to lose him and going through a mosh pit at one point. Eventually I got away and ran back to the farm."

"Wow, I'm glad your ok." Fluttershy said

"Yeah." Rainbow said.

The Five Signs of Death:

Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie were sitting around talking about the stuff that happen after there adventure, more importantly about how applejack almost ruined a day at the beach.

"Remember when Applejack freaked out because she saw a sign, that said "No Swimming, under 15 years of age."
Pinkie said "And All she did was stick to the sign that said "No swimming."

"I know, she said that we had to follow what the signs said." Fluttershy said

"You don't have to." said Twilight "We're over 15 years old."

"I know." Fluttershy said laughing a little

The three of then shared them laughed about the situation.

"That reminds me of a mare I knew and she was not very bright." Twilight said breaking the silence.

"Oh, really?" asked Fluttershy "How so?"

"Well." Twilight said "She was going to be a nurse, and she was just so dumb. I was, like, afraid for anyone who ended up in her care. So we went out for lunch together one day, she had just finished up her medical class that day, and we were talking about how her class went. She ended up telling me what she learned in class that day which was, as she said, the five signs of death. "

Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie begins laughing

"That sounds like a chart that you would give a child." Pinkie said giggling

"She told me like "If you want to be a nurse the first thing you have to learn, is when you see a patient, is what the five signs of death are." Twilight said "One is: head removed from the body."

Fluttershy and Pinkie starts laughing again

"She said "That's just obvious, you know? No head? You know that pony's dead." Twilight said "And the second one was, all burned up."

"All burned up?" Fluttershy asked while laughing

"All burned up." Twilight said

Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy were laughing harder now.

"And then she said "If they're all black- not a black pony, you know, what I mean-all black." Twilight said "And I'm like, "Yeah I get what you're saying." She said the third one was, blood on the outside of the body."

Twilight starts giggling

"What?" Pinkie asked

"It wasn't like, they've been bleeding heavily or something, no literally, all the blood has been vacuumed out and is outside your body." Twilight said "I don't know if it's in a jar or where it is."

"What the buck!" Fluttershy said while still laughing

"I can't remember what the last two were." Twilight said "Maybe I need to take the same class she took to find out."

"Wow, do you still know this mare?" asked Pinkie as she stopped laughing

"No, she moved away not long after, so who knows what happened to her?" Twilight said

"Maybe she became a nurse, like she always wanted." Fluttershy said

"Or she's in jail for not recognizing one of the five signs of death." Pinkie said jokingly

The three of them then shared a laugh together.