My Little Pony Misadventures

Applejack's Rooftop Rat:
Two days after Applebuck Season:

Twilight and Applejack were hanging out eat lunch together.

"I had an intruder in my house last night." Applejack said

"Really?" Twilight asked

"Well I was in my house last night and I could hear like something chewing. "Applejack said "Like in the walls like "Crunch, crunch, crunch."

Twilight started laughing

"And I was like "What the buck is that?" Applejack said "So I walk over to the wall were I'm hearing the noise and again I hear "Crunch, crunch, crunch."

Twilight begins to laugh some more.

"And I'm like-I don't know what to do because the sound is in the wall." Applejack said "So I just start punching the wall like"get out of there!"

Twilight begins to laugh harder.

"I've been drinking, right." Applejack said "So I kept punching the wall. The noise stop, so I was like "Oh shit, it worked!" So like I run outside and I look on my roof. and there's like a pipe right there coming out of the roof. and sitting on top of that it, is a giant rat . It's just like hunched over, like I can see it silhouetted in the moon light. And i was like "You bucking asshole!" and start picking up rocks and throwing it at it. And I saw it like jump off of the roof and, like, just start running, hauling ass, ran over to my neighbors' yard. I was like "Yeah, that's right, asshole it's my house."

"Your neighbors at that time were like "Oh, god, that crazy pony is outside." Twilight said while snickering.

"Hehehe yeah." Applejack said.

Mean Squirrels:
Three days after Griffon the Brush-off.

Pinkie Pie was helping Applejack with some stuff at the farm.

"Wow the apples are looking beautiful, must get a lot of critters coming through here." Pinkie said

"Yeah, some good and some bad." Applejack said

"What are the bad ones?" Pinkie asked

"Well when I first moved onto the farm we had this problem when there was a squirrel, where every time it saw me it would throw stuff at me." Applejack said "If I would walk outside the squirrel was in a tree, he would fine branches or like nuts or whatever to throw it at me and he would hit me! Then he tried to piss on me once."

Pinkie snickers at this.

"I was like standing next to a tree ready to knock the apples off of the tree." Applejack said "And like all of a sudden like liquid started falling next to me and I was like "What's that?" and I look up and there's the squirrel like pissing down, like straight right next to me. I'm like "It's the bucking squirrel!"

"Your getting bullied." Pinkie said while laughing

"Yeah." Applejack said

Applejack's Squirrelly Situation:
Two days after the episode Look Before You Sleep

Rarity and Applejack were at the spa getting hooficures. Then Rarity notice someting was bothering Applejack.

"Applejack are you ok, you look angry?" Rarity asked

"I am angry." Applejack said simply

"About what?" Rarity asked

"Nature." Applejack said angrily

"Why?" Rarity asked

"Because, I've got a bone to pick again, with the bucking squirrels at the farm." Applejack said "So I have this community garden store that's kinda of close to the farm that you can go to and buy like fruits and vegetables and shit. And growing beside it is a pecan tree. So every now and then a pecan will fall into the ground and a little pecan tree will start growing. So the other day I was like alright, I'm going to take this little pecan tree and plant it on the farm for Apple Bloom, so she can learn how to take care of trees and keep them healthy and stuff. And in 20 years hopefully there's gonna be a pecan tree there. So I was like, I planted, and I start watering it, and Apple Bloom and I were taking great care of it , and I was like "Yeah, it's taking, it's all green, it's gonna be awesome!" Like a week after I planted it, I walked out of my house and there was a bucking squirrel, he had ripped it out of the ground, he had bit of the stem, bit off the root and just ate the nut, that was like the seed. I was like "You bucking asshole!" So like I walked out to gather some apples and he's stopped with it in his mouth and like turned to look at me and I looked at him and I was like "What the buck!" and he took off running."

Rarity then laughed.

"I was like "Goddamn!" Applejack said angrily

"Did you give chase?" Rarity asked

"Yeah, I chased him." Applejack said

Rarity started laughing again.

"He ran up a tree immediately." Applejack said as she finished the story

"Wow, what a story." Rarity said