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Heaven is not for morons

by Iron_Hooved
When Trixie tries to get her revenge on Twilight one of her spells goes awry and backfires on her.

When The Great and Powerful Trixie stumbles across an old book riddled with forbidden magic she decides to use it to exact her revenge on Twilight. After weeks of careful preparation she conducts a ritual to summon what the book describes as "the legendary beasts of chaos and destruction". Unfortunately for the young unicorn not all things go as planned as these mysterious specimens aren't too keen on following her orders, nor does she understand the true nature of their abilities.

What is she to do now? How can she tame these horrifying beasts? Will she ever achieve her revenge and rise back to stardom? More importantly: what exactly are a "lawyer" and an "accountant" and how does she go about unlocking their "latent powers"?

Rated teen for mild use of coarse language.

Teen
On Hiatus
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Human
Comedy
Adventure
 
MOPTP

1322 words: Estimated 7 minutes to read

1 Chapter:

  1. Prologue: From Trixie with love 2012-09-28 03:37:48 UTC
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