BroniesLands

So, you want to hear a story eh? Shut up I'm telling it anyway, it is good story about what happened to the vault hunters after they found the vault.....Nothing, They kind of went home, but! They found more then some treasures....They found a map which they stuffed into there bags while leaving. The map told of another vault, they had no idea what this Equestria is...or how to get their. Ha! They'll soon find out, they'll soon find out.

The  Vault Hunter's were on A bus that has been going for hours, you see after they found the vault and split the riches Brick forgot he left his mini gun back at the vault. "Okay guys i said i was sorry!" He shouted, Roland gave Brick the death stare at the Berserker and flicked him off.

"Oh its not that Brick...we just left the fucking vault two days ago and you just realized you forgot your mini gun!" Shouted Mordecai, as he made a loud sigh. " If we fight those god damn ninja ClapTrap's again im going to take my double edged samurai sword and cut you in half!" now furious he took an apple as demonstration and threw it in the air, as the apple came down he took his sword out and sliced down the apple into two a symmetrical pieces. Brick gulped.

"come' on guys stop picking on the big guy." said Lilith "Its not like he forgot on purpose, he isn't going to  just to piss us off for fun." the bus was still going on,

"Um yo guy's you sure we took the right bus?" said Roland. "Cause I don't remember a castle being apart of Pandora." the others shot a confused look , they looked out there windows and seen that they weren't on Pandora. "Hey bus driver, does this bus turn into a space ship?" he said looking at a green landscape not the scorched desert.

"Oh this piece of shit." the bus driver said. "oh no it doesn't."

"oh so we're still on Pandor.." Roland was cut off by the bus driver talking again.

"But it does travel threw dimension's." He said, the others were now gasping wondering where the hell they were. "yup! you are looking at the last Multidimensional bus in existence." he said

"Okay seriously what the fuck!" yelled Mordecai. " so where the hell are we!"

"Your in Equestria." said the bus driver.

"E-ques-tri..........what the fucks a Equestria?" said Brick.

"Oh glad you asked its a place where you go when your high and, your going to see talking thing's..that shouldn't really be talking. Actually this is the last stop for the next few weeks." He said.

"What few weeks!" said the other Dwellers in unison.

"Ya it takes awhile for this shitty ride to get back to full juice, and if you are desperate enough to want to go home ill be back in three to four weeks depending if this bus wants to work, if not five to seven weeks to get it fixed and to pick you guys up.

The bus stops and the four hero's got off and were instantly pissed. they turned and the bus vanished. "great....just great. i blame you Brick!" shouted Roland toward Brick.

they started to walk and decided to stop at the first town they find. them being human's didn't know what is awaiting them in the town. they stopped and found a town sign and a direction. "ponyville? who the fuck names a town ponyville?" said Mordecai

Lilith sighed. "Something tells me this isn't going to be enjoyable. I mean what if we start to see some weird shit? There is a town named Ponyville! and a land called Equestria, I have bad vibes coming from here. Being a phasewalker i can feel some strong power source attracting from this land. Worst i can feel strange magical surges coming from it to." said Lilith.

"I say we get our guns out and blow the fuck out of something we don't like!" shouted Roland with excitement. " I mean what if we come across something bad. need to keep our guard up. Who knows this place could be just like Pandora only greener.

"Hi."

"I say we have are guard up ya know."

"How ya doing?"

"you never know when something is going to come get you."

"HELLO!" yelled a pink pony

"Holy fuck where the hell did that horse come from!...Did that horse just talk!" Yelled Roland getting his gun up and pointing at the Pink Pony who wasn't afraid but happy. "Um, can you speak?"

"Why yeppy deppy! oh and im a pony, not a horse" Smiled the pink pony. " Hi im Pinkie Pie! you must be new here. Whats your name?"

"Um my name is Roland... HEY! stop talking! Oh my god i must be high on some serious LSD's, im seeing shit!" Roland said with a scared voice.

"L.....S.....D's? oh oh is that a name for a delicious snack?! that sounds good!" shouted out the pink pony. all four of the hero's were now confused as fuck now.

"Its something good all right." said Roland sarcastically. " so um.....Pinkie Pie are there other talking techno colored ponies?"

"Huh? nope." She said

"Oh i was worried that shit started to.." He was cut off again.

"There griffins, mules, cows, and dragons that speak to." She said.

"Dr-dragons! Like in big ass, fire breathing, eat any body in one bite dragons!" The soldier was now scared for his life.

"Huh? Ya but it's okay, They don't attack ponyville." Said Pinkie Pie now hopping. " Oh! You should follow me! I know some pony who might help you with your fear of dragons!" Yelled out the pink pony as she hopped away.

"W-what! i don't have a dragon problem...I have a problem with them eating me." Said Roland trying to defend himself.

"Something tells me this is going to be a long seven weeks." Whispered Lilith. "Mordecai! what do you make of this situation?"

Mordecai sighed. "Id rather get a fucking shot by Dr.Zed then stay here wondering what the hells going on." He, Lilith, and Brick Followed Roland and Pinkie pie as they left for the city.

"Its this way over here!" Yelled out Pinkie Pie. " Here we are!" Pinkie took them to the town and led them to a tree house.

"Um?" Said Roland. "Its a nice.....house?"

"No..no! My friend lives here." Pinkie said. " Twilight!" She knocked on the door. "Twilight! I got to show you these new guys and girl!"

At least she said i was a girl. Lilith thought to herself.

"Of course your a girl silly!"

"yea i know....wait how did she do that?" She said "God better keep my thoughts to myself i think she could read them." She gulped as she continued to pound on the door with her hoof."

"Coming!" The door opened revealing a purple lavender unicorn. " Oh hi Pinkie Pie, and it looks like you have some fr-fr-freinds! Oh my god pony catchers! The dream I had was real! Every pony for then selves!" She slams the door and turns off all the lights.

"Um....is she allways like that?" said Roland.

"She was pretty." Said Lilith.

"She seems nice." Said Brick.

Mordecai remained silent.

"Aw she's just shy." Said Pinkie Pie giggling.

In the Library

"Spike! we got a problem!" Shouted Twilight alarming the dragon who was sleeping.The dragon was now rushing down stairs. "We have a problem!"

"Yes Twi?"

"A big Problem!"

"Yes!?"

"We have humans! in Equestria!"

Spike sighed. " Is that it?" Spike walked back upstairs. " you got me up for that? Your getting a little paranoid don't ya think Twilight."

"SPIKE! this is serious!" Twilight grabbed the dragons tail with her magic and pulled him down. "If there is humans in Equestria! that means." gulp. " We will be hunted! You know why! Because humans are evil!"

"Twilight now you just went from being paranoid to a bit crazed." said spike.

"Either way i need to inform the Princess, Spike take a note!" Yelled out Twilight

"Okay but if you get banned to the everfree forest again it's not my problem." Said the purple dragon.

Dear Princess Celestia,

You are wondering why i am making a letter out to you at this late hour, but there is no late hour when humans are trying to take over Equestria. Our element of Laughter doesn't know it yet but the Friends (as she may call them) she had brought to my door step, they will take over our land of Equestria. We must keep a close eye on our....guests.

Your Faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.

P.S. HUMANS! SUCK!

Spike whispered "Ya i bet you suck something to you crazed purple bitch."

"What was that mister!"Yelled twilight. Spike just remained silent. "Ya that's what i thought. Now go into the servant's bed in the basement where you belong, and don't make me take the whip out!"

Spike sighed and sent the letter to the Princess Celestia, he grabbed his Rarity plush doll and went down stairs to the servant's bed. " If any pony needs me ill be down stair's with Rarity."

"There now we just need to keep a close eye on these so called, Friends." She said laughing like a maniac.

"Okay Twilight you just went from crazed to insane now." said spike who poked his head out of the door.

"Stay in your fucking basement!" yelled twilight

"fuck you!" yelled out spike as the door closed

"All we have to do is befriend these...humans and when they reveal there devilishly evil plan's ill swoop in and save the day! And (GASP!) ill will be the hero everypony will kiss my ass they will cheer out. Twilight Sparkle,Twilight Sparkle,Twilight Sparkle yay!" Twilight said happy as she went back to the door to let them in.

Continues in Chapter 2