Everbody Hates Eqeustria
1.Welcome to my life
Load Full StoryNext ChapterToday ill tell you a story nit just any but mine. More of a coming of age story but whatever. My names Chris and im pretty sure everyone hates me.
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Today started like any other day,get up,brush my teeth,and dress. I know not much but hey can you blame me like what else should i do. i slipped past my parents not caring for breakfast it only consumed more time. But the second im out the door i was met by a cold slap in the face. "@#$! It's cold",i mutter. i began my journey to the dreaded place ive learned too call school. "Oh god please don't let that b-",someone interrupted me.
"Oi wheres my money mud-face",A yellow faced girl with condiment hair asked me. now see i usually tended to ignore her give up my money and walk away but today is the day.
~Few Mins Later~
So i lost my lunch money.Sighing i entered the classroom sitting behind rainbow dash. Either she didn't notice me or didn't care...I'll go for the latter.My grades were poor but did i care no i let them fall. i mean im still surprised i haven't fallen behind Gay-bow here. Speaking of which she's asleep 'Now i know why im not behind her how is she still on the soccer team', i thought to myself.
"Mr.Kart pay attention please", Mrs. Cheerlie Scolded. Nodding instinctively and going back to my work i heard a few snickers. "This is gonna be a long day", i Said to nobody in particular.
~ Lunch Time~
I sat alone at my own table i never had a knack for sitting with people who would just talk behind my back. Let me tell you its very annoying. Id rather you tell me you don't like me then to actually hang with me.
"HI THERE MY NAMES PINKIE PIE AND YOU LOOK REALLY LONELYSOIDECIDEDTOCOMEOVERHERETOCHHERYOU-",she started i caught her name and some of the rest.
"So you came over to my table cause im by myself",I asked making sure i heard her right.
"Mhm Yep you look so lonely and your eating this- no that's it come on",She stated i was seriously confused and tried to talk myself out of this.
"W-Wait my delicious half eaten bacon sandwich NOOOOOO in the name of black Jesus why".i asked her? she never responded just dragged me to table. And next thing i knew i was in a seat. "W-what the hell",was my only managable response. I could feel i wasn't welcomed here at the table cause the rest of the group seemed to literally let off killing intent.
"Soooo Your Chris...right",the pale one asked. I mentally gulped if i died i die a free man dammit.
"Yea i am", i responded clearly. how i managed it im not sure but by the lord i needed it.
"So i hear your pretty hated round here what did you do." ,Rainbow asked. She clearly wanted to know and yet there was no answer.
"So your hanging round with this loser HA he must have paid you",Some dude wearing no shirt said- WAIT WERE THE HELL IS HIS SHIRT.
Damn weirdo but that's beside the point. Now i can take trash talk thrown at me but dissing somebody else cause you dont like them is just wrong. "Hey look jockstrap you clearly see i was dragged here so why not walk a wee bit over there and calm down",I said. I could feel everybody's eyes on me.
"What did you call me you weirdo",HE asked menacingly.
"Im sorry i called you a jockstrap but thats an understatement your brain is the size of a pee and your clearly on steroids you yell so much you could put scarlxrd to shame i mean i swear your English is worse then future",I said. He was clearly mad and well i was flung halfway across the lunch room."AHHHHHHHHHH SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY HE CAN THROW"!
3rd Person P.O.V
"Did he just stand up for us" Rarity asked.
"I think he did", Rainbow respond
"SEE I TOLD YOU HE WAS NICE",Pinkie said enthusiastically.
"HELPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEE"! Screamed Chris as he was still in the air
1st Person P.O.V
I was caught i dont know by who but it seems they cared enough to catch me. I looked to see Pinkie had caught me. WAIT HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET OVER HERE. "Next thing i know somebody's gonna murder my parents while im sleep", i said. Somewhere somebody sneezed.
"You alright there sugar cube" A girl with tan skin asked me. Nodding me head i was helped up
"Sorry about earlier if we sounded..-",She was interuppted.
"Menacing", i said .
" Yeah that's the word",Rainbow said
"No problem", i said. i started to walk away but i turned around only to blush as i got a wink from pinkie. This year might be interesting.
~Late evening~
Sleep was all my body wanted and eventually i gave in. I was having an interesting dream i was featuring on a song with Roddy rich and it was lit strange thing was i've never heard it before. Whatever i was woken up by a loud bang and instantly i was up in a sitting position. i scanned my room and nothing was out of place but i felt a strange sensation to check downstairs i wish i never did. Remember what i said earlier yeah that one. "karma is a @#$!"
~Everybody hates Chris theme song plays~
PREVIEW: "Ehh pinkie i don't think that's exactly what they mean by adopt" i dryly told her
"Of course it does silly just pack up and come on" She giggled. I wondered how she always was so happy i really do pinkie is really the only person im close to other than applejack. Aj was like my older sister and no not cause she was taller.
"You just wont admit shes taller than you",Pinkie said.
"Only like 3 inche- WAIT HOW THE HELL DID YOU-"
"I NEVER WILL NEVER TELL YOU SPIE"! She punned while laughing.
"I THOUGHT I SAID NO PUNS"! I yelled at her.
"WELL PUNS ARE FUN"! She argued.
"DAMN IT PINKIE"! I yelled.
Author's Note
So that's it for this chapter pls tell me what you think if i should make more and also self qaurintine yourself alright i get how us black brothers want to be outside but stay in pls
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