Everbody Hates Eqeustria
2.Life is not a joke
Previous ChapterOK so im confused when somebody ask you to tell them the details you remember explain to me why they don't ask you if you were even there. Or is this detective one of those racist bastards who thinks black people are all the same. You know what i don't actually care at this point in time. "So let me get this straight,You'r asking me if i was anywhere near my parents at the time of the murder, When i clearly told all the officers the same damn story",I asked him.
"Well i have to ask to be sure seeing a lot of people change there stories so it's only natural you mi-",I cut him off.
"OK so your telling me that this is part of your job", I asked him. He only nodded his head. I'm finding extremely hard to believe this, then again watching criminal minds and NCIS does not make me an expert. i just went along with his "Questioning". I had to sit in the waiting room afterwards and what better way to wait out the time then music. I turned my Phone on and selected my Polo G playlist. The first song to play was Picture This (https://youtu.be/PaxAVJt5pl8). I closed my eyes and I sat there in silence.
"Mr Kart will you please follow me into the front of the station", Said a random voice. I wasn't listening properly so i stayed silent until i felt a hand snap in front of me. Snapping out of my trance i looked at the person who had done so. It was a male officer who seemed to be in his young 20's. I took out my earbuds as he repeated the question. I nodded silently and followed after him.
~Time Skip~
Looking out the window of the car i was currently in i felt a sense of ease wash over me as i stared at Sea of green that was grass. It was peaceful as we drove back to the place i didn't exactly want to be in right now. The Car pulled into the driveway and was put into park. I was the last person out the car as i slowly walked up to the house surrounded by Police. They let me and the two policemen with me enter i made sure not to look in the living room as we walked by. I made haste to get up the stairs so i could leave the house as fast as possible. I grabbed as many clothes as i could and then proceeded to stuff whatever else i could fit into the suitcase.
"You got everything you need, son" Asked the Older Officer. I nodded and proceeded to get into the back of the police cruiser. It had been decided i would stay at the orphanage until somebody decided to adopt me or either i became of age. Seeing as they couldn't find any other family. I plugged my earbuds in and bobbed my head to Whatever Hip-Hop had in store today. This month just really has made me realize how much a single person has to go through alone. I geuss i wish i made more of an effort to get them to notice me. They are all my parents after all. I continued to get lost in the ocean of music that had quickly tuned to my liking.
~At the orphanage~
"So is this the child you wanted me to get prepared for", Ask the lady. I assume she must be like the head of staff here or something. I never actually have been to an orphanage before. Before i could continue my inner conversation the officer started speaking and i decided to pay attention.
"Yes mam This right here is Chris i hope he don't give you to much trouble.", The officer told the lady.
"Well hello Chris my names Karolina", She told me. After shaking her head the police quickly had a discussion with her in private. I clearly know what it was but i guess they had to say something.
~Few weeks later~
"Pinkie i don't think this is what they meant by adoption" I told the pink skinned girl in front of me.
"I don't know what you mean silly i im only taking you to stay at my place sooo it technically is", No arguing with that log- WAIT DID PINKIE JUST MAKE SENSE.
"Who are you and what have you done with the real pinkie, the pinkie i know never uses logic", I say. Me and pinkie have come very close In the past few weeks. i studied her as she burst into a fit of giggles. This was very weird pinkie just made a logical explanation at this point somebody might as well make this into a fan fiction. Somewhere somebody sneezed.
"You know im not always saying things that make no sense i have a semi smart side", She tells me. Wait why did she semi.
"How do you do it", I silently said to myself.
"A magician never reveals her secrets to enemy Spies"
"Pinkie what did i say about puns",I ask her.
"I know what you said but ill still use them anyways you cant stop me", Pinkie says as she began laughing like a cringy cartoon villain.
"What are you a Two dollar blockbuster Villain that just came out of a cheap Camera Shoot", I ask her. Seriously like who randomly laughs like that. I mean sure maybe i might have done the same thing...Who am i kidding nobody can be like pinkie.
"Indeed your right nobody can be as cool as me" Pinkie says
"How the hell did you', I ask her?
"I never shall reveal my secrets to you Spie"
"DANM IT PINKIE WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE PUNS"?
"PUNS ARE FUN UNLIKE YOU MOOD KILLER"!
"HOW THE HELL DO I UP WITH YOU"!
"You just do...I guess", Pinkie says as she taps my nose.
" I guess i do huh ", I ask her?
"That's for you to find out and me to answer, now finish packing", Pinkie tells me. It was silent after that. I wonder what she meant by that. Could she possibly... Nah no way i'd never have a chance. I guess i should finish packing before i go into another inner monologue break I've had way to many of those lately. Meanwhile Pinkie had decided to make more puns. Sighing i got back to work and did my best to ignore her.
~Everybody hates Chris theme song plays~
Author's Note
Thanks for coming back... that's if you did haha i gotta good reviews last time and bad i guess you cant please everybody but i thank you all for even wasting your time for this i know the story has many errors but the plot may be good at times but i guess that's what makes it good finding out when it gets better and wondering what happens next... Stay safe everybody
