The Haphazard Hoodwink of Horsetown U.S.A

by Protopony350
Horsetown is in trouble, and only the appleiest Jackiest Pony can stop the Evil plan of Dr.Horsemire!

Horsetown U.S.A is under attack by the nefarious Dr.Horsemire! His plan? Destroy Saturday forever!

Who, you may ask, because you are so smart and talented, could stand in the face of such Evil with a capital "E"?

SPIKE?

Ha no!

It's Horsetown hero and winner of "Horsetown Culling '93," Applejack!

DRAMA? MAYBE!

SUSPENSE? I'M NOT TELLING!

PUNS? ...yeah

GET READY FOR A LAUGH A MINUTE AND A BATTLE THAT WILL LEAVE THOUSANDS OF ORPHANS IN: The Haphazard Hoodwink of Horsetown U.S.A!

Blame this person https://www.fimfiction.net/group/214288/the-cult-of-raccoon/thread/432759/crack-storm-2020-write-off-thread

Teen
Complete
Violence
Death
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Random
Adventure
 
MAAO

1094 words: Estimated 5 minutes to read

1 Chapter:

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