This is a story about boobs. However, there is no sex. There really isn't supposed to be much fetish material either, but there's inevitable going to be someone who finds this kinky, so that can't be helped.

What we do have here includes head banging, Starlight nope-ing right out of the story, sexist cultists, lazy plot devices, Celestia being stupid, highly unscientific statistics, the return of Rapidash Twilight, magical exposition, awkward self-awareness, bad puns, Rainbow Dash being stupid, the stock market, true love, and inter-dimensional politics.

But it's mostly about boobs. But not sex. That would be gross.