This is a completely random rant of a story, that wouldn't likely make any sense at all to a sane person.
It is comprised of the following: narcotics fueled chaos, historical jokes that usually end up promoting certain ideologies that many people perceive as evil.
The only plot you will find in this story will likely break down and reset after a few sentences, any longer and my story might actually make sense.

And before you ask: Yes, I am insane, and yes I do need help.

Due to this story's continuation being halted by a moderator for being non-story, if you want to continue reading, you can find it at https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13474464/1/Help-Equestria, although, due to having basically nobody left interested in reading it, there probably won't be much more, if you want it to continue, you can contact me, if there's at least one person interested in it, in my eyes, it'll be worth writing more.