
Bonk!™
"Who's keepin' track of my heads batted in? Boink!"
"I'm a force a nature!"
"You keep tellin' yerself that, lad."
"What are you talkin' about, ya Cyclops?"
"Nothin', nothin'... Just how ya can't hit the side of a bloody barn with that weapon a yours!"
"Wha- can so!"
"Aye, believe whatcha want, lassie. No-one else will."
Inspired by TF2 vs Overwatch, a random ass chapter from yellowtail, and my adventures of whacking a pocketed heavy to death with a stock bat.


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- I'm a frickin' blur! 2020-04-04 20:29:47 UTC1161