Northern Wind and Sanguine Thunder have just joined the Royal Guard and have been given their first assignment: Guard Princess Celestia while the rest of their detail searches for Celestia's missing pet Phoenix, Philomena. Can they complete this simple assignment? Or will a certain rainbow maned Pegasus distract them with her hawt body? Quick clopfic I wrote for some random reason. Pic sorta, kinda related. Don't kill me...