Author's Note

Hi guys! Sorry for not posting for like 5 days, my dad has left for work for about 8 to 10 weeks, his job has something to do with radiation and shit, plus a higher chance of getting Covid since he's working just on the outside of London. So I'm gunna be alone for a while again.

Most of the reason I've been a bit lacklustre is because my Auntie has confirmed that she has contracted Covid and she's now in the hospital unable to see anyone, but the worse thing is about that is she has heart issues and lots of problems with her lungs and something to do with her legs, so I'm not sure how I should really feel about that atm.

I hope you guys are staying safe! And I hope this chapter isn't too shit, it's been on and off so I apologise. The next chapter should be done later tonight, hopefully. Also if you find any errors or issues either Pm me or put it down in the comments, I really do appreciate it.

Cheers! Have a good one lads!

Awkward Lunch

Walking besides Twilight whilst she was flicking through her notes with her magic, I, however, was fumbling about with my strap on my hip, part of it was about to snap off at the seams since Celestia must've damaged it with her sword, I might just ask Rarity if she can fix me up a new piece of cloth so I can replace this with the new one.

Twilight was still flicking through her bloody notes, she was so distracted that she managed to walk into a wooden post, I didn't tell her to watch out because I thought it would've been funny to watch her until she gave me a death glare. Walking past a couple of the natives, they were smiling and waving at us, which I didn't get since I arrived here just yesterday.

Either way, I paid no further attention and simply carried on walking besides Twilight, who was also taking quick glances at me and so on. Which, I didn't mind but I could only wonder what's actually happening in her head right now. After the long awkward walk, Twilight's ears perked up once again and she was looking towards an outside cafe, we sat down in one of the available seats. We waited about four minutes before a female waiter came up to us with a note pad ready to take our orders.

"What can I get you both today?" the mare asked whilst her eyes kept on looking back and forth towards me.

"I will have a daisy sandwich and a cup of green tea, please and thank you, Emerald," Twilight said whilst giving her a quick sincere smile. In which she gave one back too, then she moved over to me, she looked me up and down and I gave her a slight smirk.

"See something you like love?" I asked whilst wiggling my eyebrows at her, and she blushed a bright crimson whilst hiding behind her notepad and then Twilight hit me over the head.

"Ow, okay, I was only having a joke, sorry miss, I would like a....do you guys do Coffee here? Or does that not exist." I asked whilst rubbing my head out of pain whilst glaring slightly at Twilight, she gave a huff in response.

"Um, yes sir, it exists, what type of coffee would you like?" Emerald asked whilst she looked between her notepad and me, ready to write something down.

"Er, can I have a cappuccino and er, sorry to ask this I know you guys are herbivores in nature but.." I leaned closer to whisper to the girl whilst Twilight leaned in as well.

"Do you have any meat on the menu?" I said, the waiter and Twilight looked taken aback and looked at each other nervously and I noticed a few of the other people seated a little way from us looking over.

"Don't worry! I don't eat anything sentient, if you don't have any it's fine, I can eat vegetables, but my species relies on protein to survive also, and I can see you guys are uncomfortable, I'll have a-" I was cut off.

"No no! It's fine! Totally fine! Sometimes we get Griffons over here that sometimes want something...a little different, what would you like?" she said whilst waiting for my answer.

"Er, I'll have an egg and bacon breakfast then, cheers love," I said whilst giving her a nervous sincere smile towards the young female.

"Is that all?" Emerald asked the both of us, whilst we both nodded our heads and Emerald wrote something down on her notepad and smiled at us and then walked away to fulfil our orders.

"So, about your species eating meat, are you guys carnivores? Twilight said whilst giving me a curious glance.

"Well, no, we are omnivores." I said whilst putting both my arms over my head to support my neck and leaning back on my chair.

"Well, I guess you're right, I think I kinda missed the opportunity to ask you, either that or Fluttershy would've asked you if she wasn't..you know, shy," Twilight said whilst sheepishly scratching her cheek with her left hand.

"The only reason I asked was that Fluttershy taught me a bit about different types of teeth and whilst you were unconscious in the hospital I got a good look at you," she said.

"Errrr, what do you mean by a good look?" I asked sweating slightly. She was quick to turn her head.

"Nevermind!" she shouted with wide eyes.

"Anyways... now you know we humans are omnivores, we can eat both plants and meat, I certainly don't like killing animals, I love them in fact, but, we need to eat meat to survive, that's just how our race is I'm afraid. If it's any consolation, we don't mercilessly kill for the fun of it, well most of us anyway, we try our best to make it quick and as humanely as possible. And in all honesty, I prefer meat over vegetables, but in future, I'll try my best to curb it around you guys, I wouldn't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable with my eating habits." I said whilst looking up at the light blue sky, deep in thought as the fluffy white clouds pass on by, feeling the wind pass through my hair.

"I still have to go see Rarity tomorrow morning for the clothes, I think after we've seen the Princesses I'll try to find a job around here, wouldn't want to be a mooching off you guys," I said with a smile towards twilight, she didn't hold the eye contact long enough though.

"W-well yes, I wouldn't want you mooching off us either! So you b-better get a job you!" She said whilst pointing an incusing finger at me whilst she was struggling not to blush, in which I found it hilarious and mildly endearing. But before we could continue the same waiter came back with two trays of food, placing both trays down on the table to their rightful owners.

"An Egg and Bacon sandwich, along with a cappuccino. And, here you go Princess, a daisy sandwich with a cup of green tea. If you need anything else, just ring the bell on the window over there and I'll be right with you." Emerald said then Twilight levitated what looks to be her purse and got a few golden coins out and magically handed it over to Emerald. Whilst Emerald was walking away we both dug into our meals.

The bacon and Eggs literally tasted the same as it did back on Earth, and I could only wonder how a daisy sandwich actually tastes like, although, I'd easily guess it would be absolutely fucking terrible. Moving on though, I decided to sate my curiosity, since hearing that two princesses can little wield the celestial bodies outside of their own planet is fucking mind-blowing, literal walking goddesses on this planet.

"Twilight," I said whilst waiting for her to finish what's left of that poor flower.

"Yes Elliott? What's up?" She said whilst staring into my own eyes promptly waiting for my response.

"Well, I have a question, the thing is, how the hell can two princesses move the sun and moon, when scientifically, both the sun and moon are extremely far away from the planet, especially the sun, I'm just absolutely mind-boggled to the fact that you guys can just disobey the laws of physics!" I said whilst slamming my fist down on the table, gaining a few startled looks from our surroundings and Twilight sheepishly saying sorry with her eyes.

"Oops sorry," I said whilst reseating myself properly.

"Well, I can't really give you a detailed answer, because not even I know how they actually perform that feat, all I can do is chalk it up to it being magic and the way this world or galaxy for that matter works," Twilight said with a shrug and a quick unfurl of her wings and back again.

"Huh, well yeah, I guess in future, anything that happens that is out of mine or anyone's understanding I will just chalk it all up to being magic," I said whilst crossing my arms in thought and a slight curl of the lips which caused Twilight to snigger.

"Yes, I'm sure you and Pinkie will be even greater friends when you see what she comes up with," Twilight said whilst trying to stop herself from laughing.

"Yeah you're probably right, that pink demon, who knows what's next, I guarantee she will pop up next to us or something in the next five minutes," I said whilst laughing quite a bit with Twilight. It looks like we've both finished our "Breakfast" if you can call a flower with two pieces of bread a breakfast. Anyways, we still had our drinks, and I don't know about you but other than tea, coffee is the best when drinking in the morning or past midnight, really calms the shit out of me mate.

Taking plentiful sips of my coffee whilst Twilight was just about finished with hers, until I felt something touch my leg, at first I thought it was Twilight but the table isn't that small, it was quite large in length. So I turned my head just slightly under the table, not seeing anything for a second, but as I looked closer, I could just about look under her purple skirt she was wearing, I stared for such a long time I didn't notice the presence next to me.

"Watcha doin Elly?" Pinkie said whilst her head was right next to mine, and staring at what I was looking at. Shitting my self I lifted my head up too suddenly, smacking the top of my head on the underside of the table eliciting a loud yelp after pulling my head from under the table.

"Pinkie!" Twilight said, whilst she narrowed her eyes at Pinkie Pie, whilst she was grinning like a kid.

"Ooopsie! I didn't mean to scare you Elly welly!" Pinkie said whilst rubbing the wounded part on my head.

"Yeah well, give me a heads up next time, fuckin shit meself." I said whilst finding my drink more interesting to look at.

"Sure! But next time I think you would be less scary if you weren't looking at Twilights pa-" Pinkie was cut off as I rushed towards her with one of my hands and covered her mouth and bring her head a little closer to mine, whilst feigning cheap smile towards Twilight, in which she looked confused.

"My wha-" Twilight began.

"Your shoes! Yeah! Your shoes look really nice, I just so happened to drop something and noticed your shoes looked really good on you Twilight! Hahahaha ha haaa.." I suspiciously laughed whilst giving peripheral glares at the pink monstrosity to let her know to follow along or else, in which she did.

"Yeah, Twilight! Really cute shoes! Hahahaha!" Pinkie Pie laughing, Twilight had a hunch she knew what was going on, although she didn't really care at the moment, she'll probably find out later.

Noticing the rising tension between us I quickly chugged the rest of my coffee putting it down, and jumping over the fence with humour like fashion, sprinting as fast I could.

"See ya later Twilight! I'm gunna go see what Rarity doing and how my clothes are coming along! Cheers for the lunch! Talk to you later!" I said whilst panting for breath, still on the trek of Rarity's boutique. From Twilight's eyes and Pinkie's they suddenly see me dart off, hearing some jumble of words and slowly getting tinier as they watched me literally run away.

"What was that about?" Twilight said whilst eyeing pinky in utter perplexity.

"Don't worry Twilight! You'll find out later, I got to go make more cakes so I'll see ya later Twilight!" Pinkie winked and was off with a cartoonish woosh living a bit of a dust cloud in her wake. And then Twilight levitated a book out of her bag and began reading away the migraine from Pinkie being well Pinkie.

Reaching the door handle of Rarity's home, I opened the door with a slight jingle sound coming from the bell at the top of the door frame and that got the attention of the seamstress that was 'in the zone' with sowing a black looking piece of cloth, probably for a shirt.

"Hello, Rarity how are you faring love?" I said whilst making sure there wasn't any dirt or mud on my shoes before I came in here, wouldn't want Rarity here to shove her horn up my arse now, would I?

"Oh! Elliott! I'm happy you came, although your clothes won't be done until tomorrow, what can I do for you darling?" Rarity said whilst lifting her head just over the sowing machine.

"Well, to be honest, I actually ran here to get out of a very awkward situation involving Pinkie and Twilight, not really important but, would it be okay if I hang around here for a while?" I said whilst subconsciously running the back of my neck whilst remembering the events if Pinkie hadn't followed along and simply told Twilight which I expected her to do, it would've become a real big fuckin mess.

"Oh! Of course darling! I don't mind your presence at all, I do like the company, I couldn't ask you to do any of my work, but, would you be kind enough to grab us both a cup of coffee? I'm going to need it since I'll be staying up at night to finish these fabulous pieces!" Rarity said whilst getting back to her work with a lovely smile on her white-coated face.

"Yeah sure, I'll be right back," I said whilst walking to what looks like the kitchen, standing in the cleanly white tiled floor, most of the counters were made of oak, whilst the cupboards where a cool grey colour to them, it reminded me much of a modern type home, although some bits in this kitchen remained as dated kitchens go. But what I did see was three jars of different substances, I noticed one was coffee because of the tiny brown granules in one and the other being raw sugar. Moving over to the middle jar though it looked like tea bags, and in fact, it was, I was beginning to wonder if the only tea they had would be green tea.

Grabbing both the jars, and a spoon from the drying rack that was already clean and dried, along with two cups both suited for a good cup of coffee, this would be my second one today, but who could say no to coffee? If you did it in my presence I would've spin kicked you so fast you'd turn into a literal tornado. Anyways, I grabbed the two cups and placed them gently on the counter, and then grabbed a teaspoon full of coffee and put it into both cups, doing it two more times until they were both evenly matched, then the same with the sugar, not too much not too little. And then I realised something, where the fuck is the kettle? Looking around for the metal contraption I eventually gave up.

"Rarity! Where the absolute fuck is your kettle?" I shouted across the room albeit a bit too loudly.

"Language! It should be under the sink! Just when you put the water in it close the lid and touch the engraved rune and it should do the work for you darling." Rarity shouted, although I was a bit curious as to what this rune was and how it would work. Wait a minute, who the fuck puts a kettle under their sink? Jesus, I really am in pony land now aren't I. I said whilst face palming, allowing myself to recollect my thoughts and carry on what I set out to do.

Looking under the sink I grabbed the kettle, black in colour with silver linings down the sides. What I did notice was a weird looking rune just below the lid of the kettle, the bottom of it had a rubber-like material meaning that it should stop some of the heat from burning whatever surface it's placed upon. I placed the kettle under a running tap with the lid open, filling it up to a point I thought was okay for both cups.

Placing the lid back on the kettle again, and hovering my index finger towards the weird-looking rune, placing my finger on the rune it glowed a light red, then the silver linings lit up as well with a slight humming sound to the kettle, then the sliver lines were being filled with a steady flow of red ones indicating that its either a timer, or it shows when it's done boiling the shit out of the tap water. A slight concern was at the back of my head thinking this thing might just explode in my face, but I ignored it.

Once the water was done boiling I emptied the contents into both cups steaming my face slightly. I then walked over to what looked like a fridge, and open it with my right hand, spying the milk I grabbed the cold container and placed it on the counter and unscrewed the cap, grabbing the spoon again, I put the spoon into one of the cups and began stirring whilst grabbing the milk with my left hand and pouring it in at the same time. Doing this for the second cup I allowed for both beverages to cool, and then I grabbed both cups and walked into where Rarity was working and placed her cup alongside her on her table.

"Here ya go Rarity, hope it isn't too bad, haven't made a cup of coffee in a while to be honest." I said whilst taking a sip of my own. In which she quickly nodded.

"Its fine darling don't worry, I think I'll practically drink anything right now to keep me awake. Oh! That reminds me I need to take your measures so I can get the exact dimensions of your physique." She said whilst lighting up her horn and a glow surrounded my body, then I was suddenly floating towards the back room.

"You know I could've just walked?" I said, slightly a bit miffed of being manhandled, with...er magic.

"Oh sorry, dear." She said whilst the glowing faded and I landed on my arse. Standing back up though I was in a room with lots of curtains and I mean lots, much be some sort of storage place I think.

"Now, I would like you to stay where you are and take off your clothes for me please." Rarity said whilst grabbing a measuring tape from fuck knows where, probably some pinky shit.

"Errr, is my shirt okay?" I said whilst eyeing Rarity with a bit of embarrassment.

"Oh heavens no darling, I need the full measurements, your waist, legs, torso and so forth, I can't have your clothes getting in the way, so I require you to take them off." She said with a sway of her tail and the darting of her eyes to the floor and wall.

Fuck it may as well, what's the worse she could do.

I began taking off my shirt, lifting it up and over my head exposing my stomach and chest to the white mare, although I could sworn I saw a bit of drool. Now I don't have much muscle, and I definitely do not have a six-pack, but I will admit my stomach and my shoulders and arms were a bit defined than usual, even my thighs too. Grimacing at the fact I have to show my boxers to an adult mare that may or may not be eyeing my torso up and down. I mean, let's be honest, if we all went to another world, and the inhabitants looked a little bit human, especially with thicc thighs who wouldn't want to smash that, you'd have to be fuckin gay for fuck sakes. So, In my opinion, I don't really see a problem with seeing a few attractive qualities in these mares. As cartoonish as they come they are quite pretty.

Finally removing my pants and the constant leering of Rarity's eyes made me feel a tad more uncomfortable as time went on, stepping out of the constricting clothing, I did have a quite noticeable bulge, and whatever you're thinking I definitely do not have a boner, it's just Im slightly bigger than you're average human, still didn't get a girl though, probably because I spent most of my time either reading or doing art plus gaming. I lived a degenerates life and I was fuckin proud of it!

Fuck you normies!

Rarity's eyes were a little closer than I thought, in fact she had shifted quite close to me without me knowing, she began wrapping the tape around different parts of my body, before going lower, and lower, and lower, to the point I was sweating actual bullets as she wrapped the tape around one of my thighs which were pretty close to where my dick was, and I definitely saw she was switching her gaze between the pair.

There's two possible ways I can go about this right now, get a boner and smack Rarity in the face, or running out of the boutique, except I didn't do any of those, Rarity got a little to close and just narrowly skimmed the rim of my private area and I suddenly freaked out and grabbed her horn and a bright flash emitted the entire room and then we were screaming and falling, right through a fuckin tree library, the Golden Oaks Library to be precise, breaking through multiple branches and hitting the actual roof of the place and falling straight through, along with Rarity on top of me, which I kinda liked, and finally slamming my exposed back onto the wooden like floor causing a loud tremor and all the books from each shelf to fall like dominos with a fumin Twilight in the middle of it all, and a Spike that looked like he wanted to cry simply because he knew he would have to clean it up.

Sorry, buddy.