I think I felt my back snap in multiple places, oh fuck, also the weight of this white unicorn on me is not helping!
Jesus! How much does she fuckin way? Ohh...better not mention that otherwise she’ll probably stitch herself a human dress and wear me like a coat.

Gathering my senses and then lifting myself up I looked at a still fuming Twilight, it looked like she had caught fire actually, oh wait no, she is on fire. Huh. I lifted Rarity off of me and placed her gently down on the wooden floor. And looking at Twilight again, she seems to have calmed down, although she was sadly looking at the ground and sighing like a pubescent teenager. Then again I did just like, fuckin petrol-bombed Twilight’s place of living, whilst Spike on the other side of the room was brushing up the mess we did and along with putting the books away.

I did feel a bit guilty, and unfortunately, I forgot I was still practically naked, only my boxers covered of what’s left of my manly hood. I walked over to Twilight while she was still looking at the floor, I simply grabbed her and gave her a hug nestling my head between her neck and shoulder. She looked up at me now noticing I was basically half-naked she was blushing up a storm, I still hadn’t caught on. Until I felt a breeze that shouldn’t have been there.

“Er, why is it so cold in here? Twilight do you not have any central hea-” Looking down at myself two words were spiralling around my head at that moment.

Oh fuck.

“Ahh! Shit sorry!” I said whilst jumping aback a fair bit away from Twilight whilst she couldn’t look me in the eye. I noticed a piece of cloth big enough for my stature so I grabbed it by its smooth textured corners and draped it over myself. I mean, I have no problems with showing my bare chest, but when you’re literally a hair away from revealing yourself it is slightly uncomfortable.

“N-no its okay Elliott, can I ask why you’re basically naked?” She asked, still not looking at me, but she had her gaze fixed on something else, maybe the wall.

“Well, I don’t really mind darling but can you tell me why you grabbed MY HORN?!” Rarity shouted whilst rubbing the top of her horn, said horn was sparking a little bit, kind of like electricity, but magic... Heh, It’s like a penis.

“Sorry but, you were really really close to my crotch, and I freaked out. Didn’t expect to get teleported though! It was fuckin cool!” I said whilst crossing my arms and smirking at her with a jokingly look in my eyes.

She wasn’t impressed, although I did kind of find it hilarious. Surprisingly though I noticed that my back wasn’t in pain anymore, surely I would’ve at least had a bruise on my back from falling such a height, along with another person on top of you applying the force of the impact, I should of sustained more than just a bruise actually. But yet I’m completely fine. Weird.

“Well it wouldn’t have happened if you didn’t stop fidgeting and moving whilst I was trying to measure your proportions,” Rarity said with a huff and a flick of the tail, the emphasis on proportions was strangely strong on her tone. Twilight, however, was losing her patience with the pair of us, she looked up at the ceiling of her library and grimaced, realising that she will have to fix the hole that we through. I was more than willing to help, of course, seen as though it was somewhat my fault but then again it was more Rarity’s fault that it was mine. Not that I didn’t dislike it though.

“Sorry Twilight, would you like me to help you fix that?” I said whilst tiredly smiling at her in the hopes that she isn’t too mad at me.

“No Elliott, don’t worry, it’s easily fixable,” Twilight said as her horn lit up with a purple like aura, and bits and pieces from the ceiling that were lining the floor also glowed a bright rose colour and steadily lifted up floating all the way up to the roof of the library, all pieces came back together like a jigsaw puzzle which surprised me of how accurate it was, and multiple cracks of every individual segment where being resealed until it looked brand new, Ikea couldn’t top this shit at all. Fucking shit flat packs, why don’t they realise that nobody likes flat-packed fuckin furniture.

"Well that's neat, wish I could do that. Oh! By the way, what day is it?" I asked looking around slightly for a window to see where the sun is so I can determine what time it actually was.

"It's a Friday, and also since you have magic now, it shouldn't be too hard to perform a spell, although, since Princess Celestia said your magic responds to your emotions then it might be a little bit hard before you can get the hang of it," Twilight said whilst thinking deeply for a moment before she put it all to the back of her head for next time a conversation like this would arrive.

"Well, I've got all your measurements for now, so I'll be going. Oh and Elliott, please be at my boutique pretty early tomorrow, I have another order to get to afterwards, see you later Twilight, Spikey Wikey." Rarity said whilst walking out of the door. Spike, however, was giving Rarity a peculiar look on her way out. Looks like he isn't so sad about the mess that was now cleaned up.

"Soooo, Twilight, not to nag you or anything but, where would I be sleeping?" I said whilst fidgeting my hands in my pockets, a slight tap of my feet out of anxiety whilst waiting for her answer.

"Oh! When you woke up and had that little...fight with the Princess in which I'm still mad about, by the way, the room you were unconscious in is just up the stairs and down the half on your left, and on your right, the bathroom is there in case you need it." Twilight said, whilst she put her left arm over her head and her right on top of it to stretch, and I couldn't help but look.

"Thanks, Twi! I'll see you later, you too spike, I'm off to sleep, a bit of a mental day." I said whilst climbing the stairs, the exhaustion of everything, in general, has caught up to me, I could feel my legs and ankles buckle under the stress, I guess that's what you get when you go to another world, fall through the sky, nearly die, then nearly die again in a dream, then fight a princess after being unconscious. I could already tell the future ahead is going to absolutely scary but exciting, wait a minute.

Oh, fuck! I've gotta go see the Princess tomorrow! Ah well, fuck it, don't care, going to sleep, that's future me's problem.

"Good night Elliott! Oh! And if you need an extra pillow it's in the wardrobe in your room!" She said calling up to me as I traverse the steps of hell, which is making my legs burn even more, christ.

"Night dude!" I heard Spike shout.

Heading down the hallway, everything was literally made of wood, pretty expected since it's basically a hollowed-out tree library, reminds me of a place in Harry Potter or something. Walking through the hallway, I noticed Twilight's room, I slightly peaked my head around the door just to sate my curiosity. I let my own curiosity get the better of me and now I'm inside her room, looking around it was actually quite spacious, probably the next biggest room in this place. peering to the left of me and then the right two big bookshelves stood on both sides, a wooden oak table just to my left.

Looking a bit further to the right I noticed a little opening and another set of stairs, arguably smaller than the last one I climbed up from, walking into the centre of the room and behind me just above the bookcases was where the second staircase led to, it was Twilights bed, purple in colour, it looked quite smooth and silky from down here, I don't think Twilight minds if I'm in here, it's not like I'm going through her draws and peeking at her underwear or anything.

Walking up the little staircase I was now at the foot of her bed, a circular window placed just to the next of it covering the already night sky with billions of stars that you wouldn't normally see if you were on Earth, most of it was blocked by light pollution. I could see the beautiful shine of the moon just overhead and slightly out of sight no matter how much I rear my head to get a better look the glass would get in my way. Thinking back about Luna, Twilight said both Celestia and Luna are the rulers of this land, and both move those celestial bodies like it's nothing, but for some reason, my interest lied with Luna, was it her colours? The infatuation with the moon perhaps? I didn't know.

Leering just slightly to the right, I looked towards Twilight's bed again, looking closely at the intricate and original designs of the quilt really did impress me with its craftsmanship, really beautifully designed, and the different purples and the star-like logo really does go well with each other. It was slightly smaller than a king-sized bed, complete wooden bottom, I'm not sure if there where slats underneath it for the mattress, then again, I'm in an alien world so I'd guess it's completely different to ours.

I was about to walk away when something else caught my eye, I didn't notice it before but it wasn't exactly hidden either, there on the floor was what looked to be a pair of panties, white in colour with a few aesthetic like seams around the edges just a slightly different colour to the actual piece itself making it stand out even more. And my curiosity and slight perverseness got the better of me, again.

Picking up the panties, it had a tiny logo just on the right corner of it, if you'd look once you would probably not notice the logo but now looking a lot closer it looked to be Rarity's logo, the one that's on her arse. I could feel a slight bubbling inside me, the same feeling you get when you're doing something you shouldn't that is perverted in nature, the feeling you get when you're about to do something with a girl, was it nervousness? Anxiety? It was definitely a warm feeling. Maybe it was the fact that I was holding someone's underwear in fear that I could be caught at any moment. and cause a pretty embarrassing situation.

Thinking of it now, Twilight is a very beautiful gir- mare, then again they all look quite human, just a few characteristics and features show them that they are in fact now human, even the other five looked really beautiful in their own right, hell the princesses are absolute goddesses and even the inhabitants that walk around this town are nothing short of the word hot.
It's like living in a world full of supermodels and I wasn't sure I was fit to be in it, I mean I have below-average looks, I've struggled to get myself a girlfriend, although that would be my own fault for not going out as much, but even then, I can't help but think that I might not be able to ever find one again, who's to say that the females of this world would even look at me if Earth women didn't then who's to say the people of Equss would?

As depressing as it is, I was completely alone in this world, no one of my kind, although it makes me feel special I don't really really like it either. Suddenly hearing hoove steps coming up I knew I was in trouble, looking between the entrance downstairs and the undergarments in my hand I threw the panties on the better not even taking the time to stash it away, I slipped behind the staircase that led up towards her bed, and just as I heard Twilight walking in here, it sounded like she was mumbling to herself, she sounded tired, although I am absolutely shattered right now, I needed to escape and fast, otherwise suffer this embarrassing situation that I could never talk myself out from and be labelled a pervert and a creep.

Shit if I'm caught here I don't think I'd be able to even be around Twilight anymore, this is bad.

Okay, all I have to do is wait until she goes towards the other stairs, that gives me enough time to quietly drop myself down from the edges of her little bedroom.

Twilight started yawing, she turned off one of the lamps just downstairs on the table I had passed, floating away some books to their respective places whilst she dragged herself along the floor ever so slowly, she must've of been really exhausted, I know I am. As she just about climbed her second stairs I quietly and stealthily moved to the left, making my legs go first towards the floor, it was a slight drop, but if I pull it off properly I shouldn't make a sound, lifting my self down with my fingers just on the edge ready to drop my self off to freedom.

Twilight walked past where I was before, if she looked a little close enough to the right she may be able to spot my fingers clinging on to the edge like a baby clinging to its mother. Thankfully she didn't, she went right past me, and went to her nearby desk, by the window I was once at, she was rubbing her eyes constantly meaning she was just about ready to go to bed, but when she turned around and strolled towards her bed she stopped in thought, her ears twitched and perked up like they've heard something.

Oh shit oh shit oh shit, if she finds me I'm dead! How the fuck did she hear me?

But I was wrong, she didn't hear me, I slightly moved my head to the surface to see what she had stopped at. And she was looking at her bed in confusion, she was looking at her panties, slightly crumpled on the bed, at this point in time I was white and lifeless, I felt my soul ready to leave its vessel, the cold shiver down my spine brought me back to the situation at hand. I was so fucked. Maybe if I just stay here until she goes to sleep?

"Huh, what's this doing here, I could've sworn I left it on the floor..." Twilight said suspiciously whilst rubbing her chin with her hand in deep thought. I, however, was struggling to breathe, the last of my strength was being zapped away from the pressure and weight whilst keeping myself from falling, quieting my breath ever so slightly so I wouldn't be detected, I thought everything was fine until she suddenly looked towards my direction.

'Yep, well and truly fucked.'

I was rapidly failing to keep my grip, I could fall at any minute now. As soon as I fall, I knew it would be all over, and I'm going to be labelled a perverted creep for the rest of my existence, I'm going to be officially labelled a perverted creep on my Equestrian Citizenship forms. Signed by Ms FatassIliketoeatcakeallday and the blue reincarnation of feminism from the year 1903. Scratch that, either get chased out of town or placed on a wooden cross with stakes not through my hands and legs but through my balls instead.

Slightly was just a feet away, but suddenly, she stopped, and then I saw her turn around to pull over the colours, use her magic to turn off the lamp next to the window and then jump into bed with a grateful hum of approval and a turning of her right side with heavy breaths. Okay, now is my chance to make my move, it was dark but my eyes weirdly adjusted pretty quickly to the darkness, shifting my weight a little bit, I waited a few more minutes before hearing Twilights breathing slowly, even more, to let me know she had fallen asleep.

I dropped, I landed on my toes, as stood there for what it felt like years, but actually it was about three minutes. I didn't hear any movements or sounds from Twilight, so it looks like I was in the clear for now, just got to get to the door very quietly. tiptoeing towards the door very quietly, I heard a noise and a ruffling of the quilts, so I waited a few more seconds, I was so close to the door I could probably grab the door nob to the stairs and fly down the stairs like I was on crack. I waited for a few more seconds.

Reaching the door nob I slightly pulled on it's called surface, pulling towards my chest ever so slightly, the door creaked open, luckily not so loud. As I took my first step on to the boards of the stairs, the light switched on, I was stuck, frozen like a deer in the headlights, should I bolt?

"Elliott? What are you doing?" Twilight said standing where I was last at, she was looking at me questioningly.

"Uhhhh, hiya Twilight, uh, LOOK OVER THERE IT'S PRINCESS CELESTIA!" I shouted.

"What? Wher-" Twilight was cut off as I slammed the door, I bolted down the steps as fast as I could into the hallway I was in before, darting towards my room and opening the door then closing it with less force than I did the other one. I sat on the side of the bed with my hands in my face waiting for any sound to indicate that she was coming to confront me. Three minutes had passed, then five minutes, then a full ten minutes had gone by, it looked like I was in the clear, so I stri-wait a minute, I was still in my boxers.

What the fuck?

Awh fuck this mate, I'm going to sleep, Jesus this floor is slippy even barefoot, be a shame if I sli-

"Elliott what whe-" Twilight said since she opened the door so quickly, I slipped on the smooth floor and whacked the back of my head and knocked myself out.

"Oh.....oops?"

Author's Note

Hi again! Hope you enjoyed this chapter! Next chapter should be moving along with the actual plot of this arch.

See ya later!